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Celebrity By Association
Filed under: Alli Sims
How pathetic is this? Even Ali Simms was getting free shit at the VMAs this past weekend!
Britney's famewhoring assistant is loving her 15 seconds of fame.
The wannabe pop star hit up the Guess suite in Style Villa at Caesar’s Palace on Saturday.
Enjoy your SWAG, honey. Next year no one will give a shit about you, just like Britney.
[Image via Browarnik/Red Eye Productions.]
Posted: September 10, 2007 at 10:12 am
Stupid Bitch
perez i normally like you, but today it's just too much. Don't blame Britney all the time, blame Sarah Silverman this bitch!!! It was all her fault!!!
first fuck yeah
Why filed under Avril?
third
Fuck i am not first
5th! lol
Maybe instead of getting free shit her and Brit shouild have been working on her routine …. cause Brit hun …. that was NOT your best … or even close to it !
Fuck All Of britney´s friendsss!! after her performance of yesterday britney and co. should burn!!!
perez i normally like you, but today it's just too much. Don't blame Britney all the time, blame Sarah Silverman this bitch!!! It was all her fault!!!!!!!!!
I think that britney's performance was pretty timid and boring, but maybe she's just a good business woman? heres hoping she'll burst out PROPERLY soon!
Why are people taking her picture???? WHO CARES ABOUT THIS GIRL??
I still care about Brit! Even if she totally blew it yesterday…poor Britney
thats a little harsh dont you think?
Who else is a celebrity by association…. Hmmmmmmmm. I wonderf….
Looks like that shoe cant fit those big elephant legs! What the hell, its free. SQUEEEEEEEZE IT on honey. ITS FREE!
I REALLY HOPE BRITNEY SPEARS CHECKS OUT YOUR WEBSITE AND READS THE LETTER YOU POSTED TO HER!! ITS ENTIRELY TRUE!! HER "PERFORMANCE" SUCKED ASS…..IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO AWKWARD TO WATCH!! IF SHE DOES FOR SOME ODD REASON "COMEBACK" EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS A BUNCH OF RETARDS AND I'LL KILL MYSELF. SHE DOESNT DESERVE OUR TIME, ATTENTION, MONEY, NOTHING!! SHES A USELESS WHORE!!
HEADS UP BRIT.- TRY!! TRY AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS AND WORRY ABOUT THERE LIVES INSTEAD OF TRYING TO WIN THE WORLD BACK! WE DONT WANT YOU WANT YOU BACK!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's right, whore. get use to showing and spreading those legs cause by winter, you'll be working a different sort of VIP freebie room.
You are the BIGGEST fucking hater i have ever met! Your mother not give you enough hugs as a child? Go play in traffic
No one gives a shit about her anyay, Perez!
VIVI Sarah was only telling the truth. Even Britney said Jayden was a mistake, nice huh? The truth hurts.
STOP PEREZ, YOU'RE RIDICULOUS…
I REALLY HOPE BRITNEY SPEARS READS THE LETER YOU POSTED TO HER! EVERYTHING YOU WROTE IS ENTIRELY TRUE!! HER "PERFOMANCE" LAST NIGHT SUCKED ASS!! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWKWARD TO WATCH!! I REALLY REALLY HOPE THAT IF FOR SOME ODD REASON SHE DOES MAKE A "COMEBACK" THAT THE WORLD WILL TURN ITS BACK AND LOOK AWAY!! SHE DOESNT DESERVE OUR TIME, ATTENTION, MONEY…SHE DOESNT DESERVE ANYTHING!!
HEADS UP BRIT. TRY!! TRY!! TRY AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE A STAR OF YOURSELF…WE DONT WANT YOU BACK!!
TRY!! AND BE A MOTHER FOR ONCE YOU FUCKING RETARD!!
UGH THAT WOMAN PISSES ME OFF BEYOUND BELIEF!!
she's dispicable
Why is this whore getting free swag anyway?!?!?!?!
now we know where britney got that ugly nail polish she was wearing on her paint peeling nails the days before the show.
I liked your blog, I believed it was funny. Obviously it's (you're) just mean and sad.
Of course she blew it yesterday, but being such a jurk puts her in the position of a victim, when you re just standing in your "no life" way of life.
But of course you don t give a shit of what we are saying, coz you re so self confident… you re so right, if somebody s gotta believe in you, it has to be you…
perez what the hell is wrong with u!! ur so mean!! u suck ass u fattie!
Re: vivi – How is it Silvermans' fault that Spears was hangin' off barstools at 2AM instead of hitting the gym? Or to blame for an overweight woman stuffing herself in an unflattering three-sizes-too-small 'outfit'? Spears was minimally-talented in the first place,a creation of studio digital tricks; now she has just 'exposed' herself (bad pun) on a national broadcast as a lower-class joke. Next stop-'has-beens' reality shows. As she doesn't write her material and the next wave of 12 year-olds won't have any interest in the perfumes she receives royalties from,she'll be broke in 2-3 years.
Keep up the cattiness PH-love ya!
UGH
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WHY WOULD AN "ASSISTANT" BE GETTING SWAG??????????
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SHE WAS PROBABLY JUST THERE TO PICK UP BRIT'S GIFT BAG AND POSED FOR CAMERAS. YOU KNOW, FOR ATTENTION.
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.POOR THING………WHAT A LOSER………
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.GET A LIFE CHICKIDEE………..STOP MOOCHING OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S FAME…….
i just believe that britney is an ill person, she doesn't understand that peaple are laughing at her, she thinks that everyone still likes her, and all her assistants just want to make money from her fame, so they force her in a way. i feel really sorry for brit and her kids, just quit until you can
WHO IS THIS GIRL?!?
NEXT YEAR PEREZ U FAT FUCK BRITNEY'S GONNA BE BIGGER THAN EVER AND YOU'LL BE BACK TO KISSING HER FUCKING ASS, MARK MY WORDS…
ok,
Her fucking legs look like tree stumps….
what does she need an assisstant for?
You are just so jealous that she's getting free shit. Why do you care? Any of you? You'd all want free shit, and if they're giving it, why shouldn't she take it? It's the idiots that supply free shit, it's their fault. Oh, wait, they do it for marketing purposes. I get it. Yeah, IT PAYS TO GIVE FREE SHIT TO PEOPLE ON TV OR PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY MAKE IT ON THE BLOGS BECAUSE OF JEALOUS FAT RAINBOW COLORED HAIR CUBANS.
OPEN LETTER TO BRITNEY: Sweety, RISE ABOVE IT. YOUR FANS WANT TO SEE YOU WIN!!!!! WE WANT TO SEE YOU SMASH YOU BALD VAJAJAY IN ALL THE DOUBTERS FACES! YOUR BABIES ARE BEAUTIFUL GIFTS, EVEN IF FROM A BLOOD SUCKING SPERM DONOR.
SARA S. YOU FUCKING UGLY STUPID BITCH. I WILL NEVER EVER WATCH ANY OF YOUR SHIT. IN FACT, I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN TO MTV. I WILL WRITE THEM AND TELL THEM HOW MUCH YOU DISGUST ME.
lol, Perez Hilton hating on someone for "fame by association." Hello kettle, meet pot.
STOP TALKING ABOUT HER AND SHE WON'T HAVE 15 SECONDS. She's not worth the waste of the energy to type those few sentences. god.
why does Shitney, S'cuse me, Britney need a assisstant??
will they do lesbian porn?
kinda reminds me of Kimberly "the talent-LESS and UGLY" Stewart!
you know what, watching that yesturday I felt sorry for britney, she needs help, I have so much pity for her now, at first I thought she was a spoiled bitch who cares less for anything but herself and then she just possibly ruined her career, there is something else going on with her, go get some serious help brit, get away from the money hungry bastards honestly who advised you to do the MTV SHOW?, yup your YES MEN, you need someone to be honest with you for a change. And for her cousin, you said it perfectly Perez, ENABLER!!!! I hope you read this Ali sims, you should'nt be milking off your cousins fame, you should be helping her. you should be ashamed of yourself Ali.
and for Sarah Silverman, do you all think she made this up out of thin air, she stated the obvious, no they're not mistakes what so ever but when there mother would rather be partying instead of being with them, that shows she does'nt care, Sara just told the world what Britney thinks.
Perez what is it with you and being so damn rude to everyone???? Alli seems like she really cares about Britney, She gives you somthing to talk about so don't act like she is not important. And second of all don't say no one will care about Britney in one year. She is an icon just like Janet, Micheal and Marilyn. They all have made mistakes but at the end of the day they are stars and will pull through no matter what the nasty press and paparazzi have to say.
You are such a fucking loser…all you do is promote your shitty self trying to be famous and you actually criticize other people for taking free swag. Why were you not there? And you make fun of Britney's weight? I don't even like her but that is a low blow FAT MAN.
Get back on the boat to Cuba you piece of shit
Don't blame this Ali what's her name, blame the assholes who give her the free shit. Honestly, I don't blame her for stocking up, if they were willling to give it, why not take it. Sorry number 26 but you honestly don't believe that Sarah Silverman has anyting to do with the disaster that is Britney. That was a lame excuse by this has been and really pathetic. I suppose Sarah has been following her around tha last year making comments, what a stupid explanation for that ridiculous performance.
Let her suck off the nipple, like you said no one will even remember her next year. I thought that Brit looked like she had taken some pain killers before she went on and after about 30 sec's into her ( LOL ) song, I wanted some painkillers just to watch the rest of her frankenstein dance moves HA HA
Poor Britney! Everyone around her just wants to use her for her fame and money. She seriously needs to isolate herself!
The performance WAS magic! It made the rest of her fans disappear!
I'd hit it. she looks like she is in good shape. No doubt being Britneys designated driver and caretaker is a fulltime job
Dear Perezito,
It looks like we're not in a good mood today ?
Didn't you sleep well last night ?
Hey dude, calm down ! let's have a bug noisy fart ! and then have a good breath !
Serioulsy man, you should go easy on the coffee ou the drugs that you're taking, you're gonna get us all mad at you !
You're just begining to be boring insulting everyone all the time…
That Britney is just a fucking lost girl… even a child ! What the fuck did you expect from last night ?
Just relax my friend, relax…
She and Britney are two cracked-up fat cows out of the same ignorant herd… TRY STARTING WITH AN EDUCATION you stupid bitches!
Re: Ann Jackson –
”an overweight woman stuffing herself in an unflattering three-sizes-too-small ‘outfit’”
God if i look like britney after having 2 kids in a year i would be so happy. The bra and knicker combo she wore on the VMAs wasnt three sives too small at all if that is the outfit your referring to. Silverman is too blame for Britneys bad performance - as a performer myself i know that on an important show you have to keep positive and ready, nervous and excited, if some bitch let me overhear shit about my children and my career before i went on stage I would be in tears and annoyed and it would ruin it. She needs to be given another chance. PH you need to cut a girl some slack! My god she only took a few years out to live her life and im sorry but im a student and she does what i do - nothing wrong with that, yeah shes older but shes been in the spotlight since she was what 9?! She needs time to live and learn and not give one about what people think. I admire her really. Shes just being normal and yet shes getting all this attention still - its like she cant get away, you know you love to hate her. And soon you will hate to love her again.
Keep doing what you want Britters and it would be cool now and again to get a good song out for your fans like Kiss you all over and gimme more =D
i love her to be honest.
yeah sarah upset me and that is why i messed up!
yeah, blame Sarah Silverman for being fucking funny as hell. BLAME HER!
Ahahahaha Perez is so pissed at Britney he has to give her cousin 15 minutes of blog fame just to insult her. Jesus Perez why are your panties in such a twist?? Is it because you posted all those nice things about Britney and she let you down?? Did she make you cry Perez? The girl is a mess. No one should have expected anything better from her. She needs to take a break from the public eye and get her life straight, then work on the come back.
Im not a Brit fan at all but Perez your open letter to her was the stupidest thing I've ever read. Your a fucking idiot. You seem like a whining 11 year old who lost their idol. Get over Britney and get over yourself. As much as you love celebrities and the celeb life you arent one. You never will be. Your reality show will be a fad then crumble. Stick the internet dweeb.
Cinderella does the slipper fit? I'm thinking no.
God this bitch bugs. What is she famous for? Oh yes being Britt's assistant, PLEASE bitch. Go back to Baton Rouge.
Perez ure so so so so so so STUPID. I mean REALLY FUCKING STUPID. If Britney is so gone, no one will pay attention to her when she shaved her head and show up without knickers. She's HERE to stay!
U re just plain fat, fugly, f-idiot!
can I just say I'm loving what you've done to the website! It looks super cute!
Don't blame Sarah. I wouldn't want anyone making fun of my child but Perez is right, Brit should've rose above it and performed her heart out like a pro! She was on something, I can't be the only one to have noticed that. Blame Brit, blame the drugs and alcohol. Blame the truth, not Sarah!
Hey perez!
Maybe ure as dumb as ur mom!
what a whore!!!
thy re gboth going down, and fast!!!!
I'm not on Team Britney, but i think Sarahs Jokes were just really hard and unfair…Britney tried to make a good performance (either if her outfit and lipsyncing was horrible) but i can understand why she seems to be so fucked up
SARA SILVERMAN IS A LAME WAY TO ACCUSE BRITNEYS SHITEOUS PERFORMANCE!!! SILVERMAN IS NO SCAPEGOAT!! ITS BRITNEYS OWN FAULT NOT SARA'S!!!
Yeah, Perez, and you are famous for exactly what? Writing about the rich and talented? What exactly is the difference between you and Ali?
If she really is Britney's cousin, she should be ashamed of herself for caring enough for Britney to truly help her. It looks like Ali, just like everyone else in Britney's life, is just using her for her own agenda. Problem is, Britney is too stupid to realize the truth. Such a lost little girl.
Check out her flabby ass thunder thighs ~ no wonder Brit's turning into a cow, she's hanging out with a pig *oink*
"#2 - vivi says – reply to this
perez i normally like you, but today it’s just too much. Don’t blame Britney all the time, blame Sarah Silverman this bitch!!! It was all her fault!!! "
Britney - is that you?
Addicts always look to place the blame on someone else. This has been Britney's MO all along. She screwed up, deal with it. She shouldve gone out and rocked hard to prove people wrong after hearing what Sarah was going to say (if that is true). That would make me want to work harder, then Sarah would look like an idiot when she tried to cut her down. But no, Brit lived DOWN to my expectations.
i couldn't bend over in my panties and bra cause my tummy would look big ya'll
the ONLY thing i blame sarah for is doing anything to give that idiot britney an excuse to blame her shitty act on. britney is "supposed" to be a professional. as they say, "the show must go on". if she let what someone was going to say bother her so much that she couldn't do a SIMPLE performance then she's not a true performer….not anymore anyways. that number was so dumbed down. she didn't even have to really sing!!! she's washed up and no amount of trying to blame others is going to mask that. she didn't prepare in any way (work out, beautify, practice or rest up) for that act. also, that lie about working w/ chriss angel just so she could try and cover up what were obviously just nasty hookups???? she is pathetic and a poor excuse for a role model and mother. i feel so bad for those kids when they grow up to realize what a cluster fuck they have for a mother. a cat would be a better mother then her. trash.
Re: tiffe –
Icon? She's a fucking pilon, doped up deadbeat fucking retard mom. Take a look at her tiffe you moron!
#31 YOU SAID IT ALL RIGHT……. #2 HOW IS THIS SILVERMAN'S FAULT ARE YOU REALLY THAT DILLUSIONAL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE HOW MANY CHANCES ARE WE GOING TO KEEP GIVING THIS BITCH? SHE WAS OUT PARTYING ALL WEKK INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON HER MOVES (WHICH THERE WEREN;T ANY!) SHE PULLED TO TACO BELL'S DRIVE THRUS ALL LAST WEEK WITH THIS FAT COUSING WANTA BE OF HERS! HOW CAN YOU SHOW UP TO THE VMA'S LIKE THAT??????? HOW?????? AND HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL DEFEND THIS FUCKING TYPE OF BEHAVIOR????? WHERE WAS CHIS ANGEL??? OH YOU MEAN ALL THOSE LATE NIGHTS AWAY FROM HERBABIES SHE WAS REHEASING???? MY ASS!!!!
Who the fuck does this dumb Beeotch think she is? If I showed up at the VMA's would I get free swag too? She's a big huge NOBODY!!!!!
I'd still suck her toes.
Hilarious. Nice pose. Enjoy it while you can, Britney is going to be persona non grata soon enough in that town. She should lose her career and her kids and wake up! Bout time. Where is the video showing the crowd's reactions? I would love to see that and especially Justin's. Shudder, she should go back to the "country".
Her legs are twice as wide as her head. Dive into the trough snouts, there's still a whole wall of shoe boxes to snuffle through! What OTHER celebs put their bigs snouts into the VMA FREE PORKY FEED! OINK ! FREE ! OINK ! FREE !
She put her hand in my face. Then she said, "bitch no you aint". So I stuck my hand in her face and I said, "Yes I am ya'll". As she walked away I yelled, "cry bitch I dont care"!
Perez, not that I am sticking up for Alli, but wouldn't you agree that you are on the same level as her? You are a social climber who finally joined the ranks of "celebrities" such as New York, Bret Michaels and Flav by gaining your own show on VH1. Britney may not have had a great performance, which everyone knows, but the second she puts effort into a performance she will be selling millions of records, while you are giving handjobs to keep your show on the air. Good Luck.
oh perez plz we don't give a shit already.
No one is to blame for Britney's actions except for Britney herself!! She's a grown woman with children and she needs to act like one. Everyone goes through life with people saying shit about them, it doesn't mean that we get to act like chicken heads and blame others. Sarah has her own opinion and it shouldn't affect Britney at all. Britney made a fool of herself last night and only she is to blame. PERIOD.
Dearest Perez, Your open letter to Brit was really harsh!!! I do agree she was terrible, and this is what was to be expected. It is no big secret that she has not been in a good place mentally for sometime now. She has pushed away everyone in her life that would have told her the truth (her mom ,sister, Larry Rudolph,etc.). The people she has surrounded herself with are abviously only using her and looking out for themselves, just think if Allie Simms said to her ,your not ready for this and this could seriously f-up your career, she may have not gotten all the freebies that came her way. And MTV saw her rehearsing for this so called" come back "performance that could only be career suicide and the let her open the show with it?? Why ,so she could be the but of Sarah Silverman's cruel jokes about her and her innocent babies and maybe for one moment their lame show would be cool? I know you were really rooting for her and she let you down but I just think she has been let down too. I really and truely hope this will be her rock bottom so she can get the help she needs, get her life together, focus on her kids and once she is able to accomplish these things then she should focus on her career.
She sucks. Britney, as expected, sucked last night too
brits 6 pack was so attractive, i cant belive how ugly that pig looked….she needs to go back to the farm, her career is over
britney needs HELP!!! her family and friends are in denyal of this, but i'm serious guys, her symptoms reflect some level of bipolar or squisophrenia ( i don't know how to spell it, but you know) desease. i'm serious i'm not saying it to be mean. people that have it seem to be normal but behave in irrational ways like britney. i hope they really help her while they still can. look up this mental illness, seriously, and you'll see that the way she behaves is the exact description of this illness.
britney needs HELP!!! her family and friends are in denyal of this, but i'm serious guys, her symptoms reflect some level of bipolar or squisophrenia ( i don't know how to spell it, but you know) desease. i'm serious i'm not saying it to be mean. people that have it seem to be normal but behave in irrational ways like britney. i hope they really help her while they still can. look up this mental illness, seriously, and you'll see that the way she behaves is the exact description of this illness.
I would love to be on my knees sucking her toes.
she's from KEVINFEDERLINE PLANET
Britney are you stoopid….dont hire wanna be's hire smart people.
fat people
ugly people.
this chick is ugly but get someone even uglier and smarter.
X her now. Save your embarassements to come (again)
Uh, Perez? You do realize that the same for goes you, right? You're one to talk about phony celebrities.
without brit no one ever knew this bitch ever existed. your 15 min of fame are over already. get the hell out of here, you hypocratic ass-licker!
Um I normally love this site but Perez you kinda have nerve hating on this girl for trying to get her 15 seconds of fame….. what exactly have you done to earn yours, aside from hate on people like her? At least she's trying…
Speaking of enabler's, you are totally enabling this bitch to have her 15 minutes…
♀♀I think itz f'n funny how Britney aka Mommiedearezt♀♀
wazted her lazt chance to come back..didn't matter
anywayz..the bitch can't sing or dance◘
WHAT A F*CKEN SMOOCH!!!!!!!!
i think that dumb cousin of hers.. wanted it.. she wants britney to fukk..up so she can make a dumb fuk up just like her!..
that sucks that brintey messed up.. ppl were rooting for her..
what a sad story!
alineeds to be thrown away….for good!
Those are some sexy legs! She is hot hot hot!
I can't stand this girl.
She's got the Britney HORSE legs already that s for sure…. And the stupid expression of someone who fucking has no idea they will be remaining a nobody who people make fun of. HORSE!
Did Ali have to knock your fat ass out of the way to get some swag? I have seen photos of you going at many of a swag table like some crazed spider monkey…just alot fatter!
Who the fuck does she think she is? Was that Funk with her earlier, Perez? Give us the scoop since everyone else LIES!!!
Alli and Brit Brit need to jump off the Santa Monica Pier!!! BYE BYE BYE HO's!!!!!!!!!
Felicia Culotta was Britney's personal assistant for over 9 years ~ she left last year stating "she didn't want to be an enabler."
Ali ~ nothing but a fame-hungry hanger-on!