R-Patz: Wanna See My Pubes???
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Sweet mangina!
Kinda weird.
Kinda hot!
These new screengrabs from Robert Pattinson's little-seen homolicious indie film, Little Ashes, show the Twilight hottie getting his Silence Of The Lambs on!
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Posted: July 13, 2009 at 12:01 am



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Of course that is all that would be shown. I know alot of Rob fans are bumming. SOoo slience of the lambs. Going to go watch Little Ashes right now.
kathy bates haircut
nice
eww. he doesnt even have a nice body.
looks like a girl from here! YUCK!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
wow?
hmm.. not impressed.. he should shave!
hahahahhahahahah.
oh robert.
ewww, haha team potter
saw these this morning
weird
not hot
really weird
poor bella
First? Didn't you already post this months ago?
I always knew he has no balls.
such a tease!
yum
i may be the only girl to say this…but he's gross..
groooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssss
ew
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BUT….
HE LOOKED GOOD IN TWILIGHT
EWW HE'S SO FUCKING UGY.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I MEAN UGLY, HE'S FUCKING UGLY.
anything to do with twilight will never
be the same for me just because i saw
these pictures.
my edward posters will be coming down…
stab….stab…stab….
Is that really him?!
haha
I wish i was there with him naked…
;)
small dick lol
I just do not get why people think this guy is hot (cute, maybe, in a boyish way, but hot?).
Oh. Right. I forgot. They're confusing him with Edward Cullen. /rolls eyes
ewwww this is weird…
Cute :]
As a queer married women boy he is pretty.
Eeep!
woah
1st?
wheres the wean? boring
still hot
Ummm yeah a tad "odd", and he must have been a "young'un" in this….??
I just barfed an became straight.
what a coincidence! just saw the movie on youtube! it was great but kinda long. love robert in it! he was soo crazy!
disgusting
I still love him….even though the crouch looks like vanessa hudgens slut pix. Bahahahah; Robert, you must be covering up a hell lot…I've heard britian guys don't just have big mouths.
HE DOSEN'T EVEN HAVE A DICK.I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIM!
OMG!!!! He's tucking! Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……..
hahahaah he looks like a fucking girl
oh darnnnnnnn WHERE IS IT
This guy has big hands and feet… you know the saying… These photos are such a tease!
this is old..you already posted it MONTHS ago…stop trying to recycle info. and pass it as brand new
time to trim the garden friend
you posted this MONTHS ago … wtf perez ?? trying to deceive your public ??
oh lord! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
my eyes! x.x
Hmmm…am I the only one wishing that was Kellan instead?
these photos are very old btw…saw these many many months ago
he was much younger when he shot this movie too
First off girls he's playing a character…. pretty sure the goods are tucked. Not saying I'm falling over his body here but he's not suppose to be a sexy vampire in this role…. just saying don't judge the actor over the role. The fact that he can act something other than a sexy vampire with Kristen Stewart falling over him is kudos to him.
not cute…
What a turn-off!!
This was done 3 years ago! WTF? He has changed so much, he has abs now. It was confirmed by everyone that those abs were real… so STFU
I don't get the obsession with him. He's not attractive at all. He's not a good actor. He's horrible all around.
eww
Robert!
Workout, tan, trim.
Merci.
his torso is kinda unattractive
It's funny how people complain about fans confusing Rob with Edward when they are nothing better…this is not Rob…it's Dali…so any complaints about his body should be adressed to Salvador =P
Do you really believe he was happy about posing like that?He KNOWS that he wasn't quite the model in 'Little Ashes'…and if you read anything he said you'd know that he wasn't even satisfied with playing a vampire sexgod…
So stop moping…he looks like any other guy..normal guy I should say…the poses are really weird but again…that was all his character…nothing strange about that…
OMG IS THIS A GAY ADVERT MAG??? OR A CELEB GOSSIP SITE????????? looks like mario has yet to meet this "person" i myself come to see celeb gossip trash……………….I DO NOT CARE WHO MARIO WANTS TO MEET
MY Gawd Mario, is this speed dating? or gossip ?
MARIO NEEDS TO MEET RPAT ( IS THAT HIS NAME?) MARIO IS BROADCaSTING
ASShole
uh these photos are sooooo old… otherwise it was actually a really good movie…
Re: rachelinala – Agree, Perez posted these photos before.
i'm so turned off.
i love me some robert pattinson, but this is kind of gross.
Nice bush! I knew he was hairy and that's how I like my men hairy!
You posted these before. Did the punch give you amnesia?
weird
that's cheap. I saw Harry Potter's whole package.
gross!!! i don't think he is even cute yuke kinda of dirty and not
in the good way
WHO CARES!! Totally overrated..and this is just…overrated…
To all the people who are freaking out! In "Little Ashes" R-Pattz is playing a famous Spanish painter Salvador Dali who was GAY (I guess that's why his peen is tucked). These photos are pretty old. Perez had them posted months ago.
Seriously, is today nudie day or something? Must be a slow weekend for Perez… barely any MJ stuff, even!
he's playing salvador dali. do you think salvador dali shaved his pubes? no. probably not. they didn't manscape back then. i think he looks just fine. weird. but fine. average. because he's just an average guy really. he just landed a huge role as a character tons of girls [and guys] are in love with. they love the character because bella loves him and the books are narrarated by her. i'm a twilight fan but i get really frustrated with people comparing rob to edward.
So he's got a nice face, but that's it. He still has bad teeth like all Brits, he's dirty and greasy…YUCK!
He is not that hot. This just proves it.
Why's he so pale?!
And what's with the fug hair?
Ummm ……….TOO, TOO GIRLY FOR MY TASTE, MISS P !!
I WANNA MAN ! A HOT, BUTCH MAN, BUT NOT ""TOO BUTCH".
And that AIN'T IT, GIRLFRIEND !! YEEECH ! HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A SCHHOOL GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL !
kinda disgusting
Of course you would put these pics up Mario. Your such douche bag. Get AIDS and die already.
team potter!
He's so fat D8
Ahhhh, bliss!!!!
Eeeew! He's not my type, really not…. I don't want to touch him, even with chirurgian gloves
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Well, I have not gotten it from day one? Not hot!
Re: Edgar805 – His hair is fug because this is how Salvador Dali looked. Rob is playing Salvador Dali, and these are scenes from a movie. Dali was homosexual and very eccentric.
OMG, okay so im thirteen and i never knew guys had THAT much freakin HAIR!! i mean rob is hot and im a humungo twilight fan, like i have tons of merchandise, but he should really try to do something with the bush thats growing between his legs!
this is disturbing on so many levels. by the way he is not attractive what so ever
oh sweet jesus…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……..loves it
Two straight posts with explicit male nudity? Wow, you're a real pervert. Show more explicit FEMALE nudity.
Thatt is SOO NOTT RobertPattinson's bodyy.
Ive seen hiss body at this one magazine and he has
iHAve no idea how many packkss. But he has em.
he's hotter with clothes on…lmao!
WHO WANTS A PIECE OF CAROL? IM SEXIER THAN PEREZ MMMMMM!!!
Sad, isn't it.
to bad we cant see the good stuff.
Ewww
weird …
*twitch*
Oh…god…
my eyes….
*dies*
he'd be hotter with abs.
Perez. you posted this same shite in March.! It was gross then too!
well his body is in better shape now..thats all i care about. sexy man
oh my god, its so tiny and gross. please dont do that again, please.