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It's The Little Things

Filed under: Anglophilia > Elton John

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Poppa, you've gotta work on your serve!

Daddy Elton took to the tennis court at the 15th annual Advanta World Team Tennis Smash Hits in Villanova University on Tuesday.

The event was a benefit for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and the local charity ActionAIDS.

How sweet, Elton's willing to look the fool for a good cause!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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105 comments to “It's The Little Things”

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  1. carly says – reply to this


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    he looks like an old muppet

  2. G says – reply to this


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    A

  3. JENNIFER says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!
    THERE ARE NO WORDS. HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL.

  4. Keleigh says – reply to this


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    Damn he's looking old.

  5. sarah says – reply to this


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    KB NOISE!

  6. POOP DAMN YOU! says – reply to this


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    Someone needs to poop bad…

  7. LOLOLOL says – reply to this


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    FAGS REALLY HAVE TO STOP TRYING TO PLAY SPORTS.

  8. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    Way to go, Elton!

  9. jean marc says – reply to this


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    I hope he is wearing depend diapers in case he has an accidents when swinging with such force!

  10. Keleigh says – reply to this


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    He looks like he has down syndrome in this picture.

  11. Big Daddy says – reply to this


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    First!!??

    Elton is a disgusting blob…

  12. fugly says – reply to this


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    yum

  13. S says – reply to this


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    His face looks like its gonna cave in

  14. KRABBBBY says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  15. la says – reply to this


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    DAMN WHY DO CACCASIANS AGE SO BADLEY?
    THAN OTHER RACES
    SO FUG IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

  16. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    Sir Elton may be a Knight,
    but there is only one
    QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA
    and QUEEN OF THE HOLLYWOOD SCENE!!!

  17. FURBY says – reply to this


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    He looks related to you Perez!

  18. Lals says – reply to this


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    3rd bitches!!!!!!!!1

  19. sammy says – reply to this


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    FIRST SAMBO MONBO

  20. ariel says – reply to this


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    first!

  21. jean marc says – reply to this


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    Hope he was wearing depend diapers in case he has an accident for swinging with all that force!

  22. Molly Alice says – reply to this


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    I love Elton John

  23. Suck a Cock Coke Whore says – reply to this


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    Perez,

    That's exactly how you going to look at his age!!!!!!!!!

  24. Masquerade says – reply to this


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    SIR ELTON - A MUSIC LEGEND AND HUMANITARIAN SUPREME.
    LOVE YOU AND YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO FIGHTING HIV/AIDS.

  25. Get it Girl says – reply to this


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    Get it, Elton! :)

  26. me says – reply to this


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    first

  27. Christina says – reply to this


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    WOW! He looks so CREEPY! It's not even Halloween yet!

  28. Sally says – reply to this


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    Holy shit he looks awful!!

  29. Clare says – reply to this


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    a fool for charity? he must always be doing things for charity then

  30. mole on a lip says – reply to this


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    total bottom

  31. Fitz says – reply to this


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    OH Popa

    Last week I saw pictures of Liz Taylor, and I thought OH Man how could she even go out of the house looking like that
    Now we see Sir Elton, only good thing is, by camparison, Dame Liz doesn't look all that bad

    I do commend both of them on all the good deeds they do for AIDS
    just wish they would look in the mirror before they waddle /wheel out the door

  32. TT says – reply to this


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    That the closest Elton's ever had balls to his face and not been in his mouth.

  33. Del says – reply to this


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    why does he eat so much?!

  34. Julianne says – reply to this


    34

    extra chromosome much

  35. Farto says – reply to this


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    Elton has been around many balls!

  36. Bytch says – reply to this


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    Probably better at the game than I am….you go girl!!!

  37. Bytch says – reply to this


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    Re: carly – I love muppets!!!!

  38. PerezIsAFatCow says – reply to this


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    oh perez, he's almost as fat and disgusting as you are……only he has talent and he's rich and actually has a boyfriend….you're just fat and disgusting and a lonely sorry excuse for a human being and a disgrace to the gay community

  39. killmenow says – reply to this


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    Re: Suck a Cock Coke Whore – that's exactly how Perez looks now….fat and disgusting

  40. nova says – reply to this


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    villanova rules

  41. jean marc can take 2 cocks in his ass at once says – reply to this


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    Re: jean marc – you probably need to wear a diaper because of all the dicks you've had jammed up your ass, you loose assed twat

  42. mry says – reply to this


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    ***********************************
    Well he probably has AIDS, and he looks like he's about to have a massive stroke and a heart attack!!!

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  43. dee says – reply to this


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    AT LEAST HE'S CONTRIBUTING TO THE GOOD OF HUMANITY…A TRAIT FOREIGN TO YOUR BLACK HEART, EH MARIO?
    YOU'LL BE GONE, SOON…A PIMPLE ON THE BUTTOCKS OF SOCIETY ONLY CAN SURVIVE SO LONG WITHOUT OOZING INTO OBSCURITY…OOZE ALONG NOW, LITTLE COWBOY!

  44. la says – reply to this


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    Re: la – My vagina smells like rotten fish.

  45. MIDICHURTZ says – reply to this


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    IT LOOKS LIKE ELTON SWALLOWED A BAD LOAD FROM PEREZ.

  46. Interesting says – reply to this


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    Elton looks waaayyy worse than your earlier pic of Bruce Willis. Funny you didn't mention anything about Elton needing to just "die now". At least be consistent.

    Although that would be too much to ask of someone who is unattractive and overweight, yet does not see any hypocrisy in pointing out how bad other people look. Your sheer pleasure in kicking people when they are down sends shivers down my spine. You are a sad, sad excuse for a person.

  47. la says – reply to this


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    Re: la
    actually minty,
    dont wanta ask what yours smell like.

  48. jen says – reply to this


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    Jeez, he was doing a charity event. You people are so rude. I'm sure you all are incredibly good looking if you have to spend your time online trying to make yourselves look cool by putting down people who you only dream you could be like.

    Villanova rocks :)

  49. omg says – reply to this


    49

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  50. Clams>Candy says – reply to this


    50

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  52. honeydoo says – reply to this


    52

    Leave Elton alone.He's held that charity exhibition match for years now and it's now you're talking about it?
    If I were you,I would focus instead on rallying people via this site and ask them to head to Philly next year and spend $ to see some of the best players on the planet who take time off their busy schedule to give back to those who need the drugs.Shame on you!

  53. Robin says – reply to this


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    Elton married his lover David …..and let himself go….he needs to play tennis everyday to lose some weight…not just for special events for his charity.

  54. Tate says – reply to this


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    Awww… I was there for the match and in his defense he can play well. I was pleasantly surprised.

  55. A says – reply to this


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    He looks like uncle fester in addams family values when he marries the psycho killer lady and she made him put that red wig on.. he looks like he's dying.

  56. Amy says – reply to this


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    Whereas you didn't look foolish at all, did you Perez, with your castro's dead exclusive…..

    At least Elton raises money for good causes. You just think about your bottom line.

  57. jen says – reply to this


    57

    it's ok- elton's an old queen
    just think how nasty perez will look at that age

  58. Kelly says – reply to this


    58

    Elton John is the best songwriter/performer in history. His contribution to the fight against HIV/AIDS is also astounding. I love Elton John.

  59. Mogul says – reply to this


    59

    What do you mean Perez will look like that when he's Elton's age? Perez looks like that NOW.

  60. perez.is.that.you says – reply to this


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    ANYONE ELSE THINK IT WAS PEREZ AT FIRST GLANCE???

  61. Courtney says – reply to this


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    I WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GO TO NOVA!!!

  62. nova gal!! says – reply to this


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    perezzz!! sir elton john was at my school! wooo nova!

  63. yay perez says – reply to this


    63

    HE'S A HABITUAL COLLECTOR OF CHILD PORN AND IS PROUD OF IT
    SO PEREZ DEFENDS THIS SCUM BAG. WHY? BECAUSE
    PEREZ IS A SCUMBAG TOO

  64. GEEZ LOUISE says – reply to this


    64

    LOLOLOL-ASSHOLES REALLY HAVE TO STOP BLOGGING.

  65. seeyouinhellfirst says – reply to this


    65

    Homer Simpson

  66. Mary Kate Dalinsky says – reply to this


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    yep i was there and andy roddick is beautiful

  67. linny says – reply to this


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    Look, better the old bastard is playing tennis than hoovering piles of cocaine with David Bowie like in the old days.

    Give a homo a break

  68. Bohemian Rhapsody says – reply to this


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    Don't quite your day job, Reggie. Good cause though.
    More pics of Andy Roddick and Roger Federer please P.
    PROFESSIONAL tennis guys are always so hot and yummy.

  69. Boytoy says – reply to this


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    Geez, this old woman is looking sooo fugly nowadays!!! He always was ugly but now? YIKES!!!

  70. Teacher teacher says – reply to this


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    la-Why are you such illiterate ASSHOLE? Try passing the second grade before posting again!

  71. JP says – reply to this


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    DUDE I just feakin saw elton john in concert like 5 days ago crazy man!!! woot woot

  72. MissVee says – reply to this


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    Elton's been playing tennis for fun and for charities events since the 1970's, Perez. He used to be a good friend of Billy Jean King - oh, sorry - you don't know who Billy Jean King was - guess she was a little before your time. She was one of the first women's tennis champions. When was the last time you got your fat ass out from behind your computer to do something for somebody else? Man's 60 years old and still draggin' his tired old ass out on the court to support a good cause. What have you done?

  73. justjak says – reply to this


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    justjak is a tool!
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    and I suck donkey balls daily!

  74. fried chicken says – reply to this


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    I love Elton! His music was a bright spot in my shitty childhood years, so I'll always love him. Richer than the Queen, but he still likes to do a little work. Go baby!

  75. J says – reply to this


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    Elton John is the worlds premier and most loved gay man. Whether he's hot or not is beside the point. He came to terms with his sexuality later in life and doesn't have shrill activist perspective in regards to being gay. Also, he does good things for people all the time and we can all appreciate that.

  76. carrie says – reply to this


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    too bad britney isnt looking the fool for charity… she'd be raking in billions

  77. ala says – reply to this


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    Damn, he is almost….I say ALMOST….. as fat as FAT-ARSE PEREZ!!!!!

  78. Red says – reply to this


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    Who cares how old or fat he is! He still puts on an amazing show..He could sing to me all day long!! And I love you Perez!!!!

  79. jill says – reply to this


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    OMG! This is Perez in 20 yrs. Right? Oh yeah, and I'm 72nd! You fucking "first!" morons.

  80. BRITS STINKS says – reply to this


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    HE IS SO OBNOXIOUS….BRITS STINKS!

  81. joeyOh says – reply to this


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    LOVE him,. All the fantastic things he does for people and he's not afraid of anyone or anything wonderful guy !!! I wish him all good things, I wish he would lose some weight as to not endanger his health in any way, not a fan just an admirer. xo

  82. Lovelee says – reply to this


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    YAY VILLANOVA

  83. COMPUTER SAYS NO says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, you look the fool everyday…and for no apparent cause at that.

  84. whitney says – reply to this


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    well PEREZ.. u look like a younger elton john.. so u know how u will look even foolisher once u are older….

  85. vera says – reply to this


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    I love him anyway. He looks like he had a few facelifts. He tries to help people out. Love him!

  86. joe baggenz says – reply to this


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    this is one ugly picture of EJ not that any other picture would make that big of a difference! He's old, washed up, cranky and ollllld and cranky. Go away and take whatsherface with you "hag"…

  87. shaun says – reply to this


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    he looks like darth vader when they took his helmet off in the last star wars movie

  88. funky munky says – reply to this


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    I always thought he was a nice old queen but I saw a documentary with the cameras following him around the other day and now I know why you call him daddy. He is as vicious, vile, bitchy, nasty, clueless, unpleasant, unpalatable and narcissistic as you are!! In fact he is worse, but at least he has talent. Never mind Perez. Maybe you should start by trying to learn to play in instument (a musical one).

  89. doris lessing says – reply to this


    89

    monster server- wins in three straight sets.

  90. Twig says – reply to this


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    He looks like the Grinch says Martin

  91. Stanetta says – reply to this


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    His husband David went down on me at a party in Ft. Lauderdale last summer. Great deep throat.

  92. boblington says – reply to this


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    aawww…he looks cute - in a non-sexually attractive sort of way!

  93. lovesit says – reply to this


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    VILLANOVA rocks! yayyy perez for putting in something about nova!

  94. hello says – reply to this


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    yay villanova and elton john!

  95. Sugar Pie Honey Bunch says – reply to this


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    Elton John has short arms.

  96. debbie says – reply to this


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    Perez and Sir Elton….. SEPARATED AT BIRTH

  97. Tallan22 says – reply to this


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    He looks a bit like the Grinch here, don't you think?

  98. D'Oh Boy says – reply to this


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    It's quite funny to see him being quite good at keeping an eye on BALLS !

  99. Avidtee says – reply to this


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    If that's his serve….it's really bad! I thought it was called a forehand. Much to close to his body, because he's too damn fat to move his feet properly. He probably needs his glasses to see the ball.

  100. -WTF says – reply to this


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    Did someone forget there makeup bag TODAY???

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