It's another boy for Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz!
The singer gave birth to a son, who they creatively named Genesis Ali Dean.
He was born at 1:52am on Saturday, and weighed 6lbs 5oz.
[Image via Instagram.]
The blackout is over!
We have seen the light and realized something very important: Britney Spears makes life better.
This past week, we didn't mention the Britster a single time. Not once. It was painful. We didn't think we could do it. But we did. And we're never doing it again!
Life without Britney is sad and grey. She brings trashtastic technicolor brilliance to our normal by comparison life.
The frequent and habitual drug user was in rare form on Friday.
Spears showed up to court for her scheduled custody hearing and it was a DISASTER.
She had "frequent bathroom trips." Three to be exact.
She even managed to change her hair and sunglasses during a break. Such a diva. Rocking a new look during court!
Though reporters were not allowed inside the courtroom, things must not have gone well for Brit Brit. She was seen crying and speeding away from the courthouse, almost hitting a bus.
The court-appointed parenting coach submitted a report to the judge which basically spelled it out for him: U-N-F-I-T-N-E-Y. Spears ignored her kids. Ignored the parenting coach. Ignored all logic and reason.
The highlight of the day, easily, had to be when asked by reporters how she was doing, Britney responded by saying, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"
Yes, she really said SNORT it. In front of reporters from Extra and Us Weekly.
The judge hasn't made his ruling yet. He heard all the evidence and said we can
snort expect a decision on Monday or Tuesday.
Brit Brit and her lawyer were asking for 50/50 joint custody.
Ain't no way THAT'S gonna happen! It sure as hell better not!
Don't U agree?????
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