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Jared Falls Off The Subway Wagon

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My what big chins you have there, Jared Fogle!

The Subway spokesman was seen waddling through the Miami airport this past weekend with some excess baggage and we're not talking about the luggage!

He's got Celebrity Fit Club written all over him!

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

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108 comments to “Jared Falls Off The Subway Wagon”

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  1. 1

    I guess all of that indorsement money made him lazy!!

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  3. 3

    Well for gods sakes you can only eat Subway morning, noon, and night for so long.

  4. 4

    As soon as that money ran out he said fukkit.

  5. 5

    Yet even HE wont do you Mario…

  6. Fabby says – reply to this


    I can't wait to see that season!

  7. 7

    really perez, like you have any room to talk about anyone and their weight problem.

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  9. 9

    A fat guy in Miami… Doesn't that describe the majority of your life Mario?

  10. 10

    Pretty sad, but once a porker, always a porker. Think, Oprah.

  11. 11

    And Subway.
    You don't lose weight eating foot long subs!

  12. 12

    He actually looks alright- even with the extra weight. A genuine smile there. In his Subway ads he looked sickly and uncomfortable. In that pic he seems more natural. There's a healthy range for weight and someone can be a big bigger and still be healthy. Of course everyone would love to have the ideal body, but a little extra doesn't mean the end of the world. Good luck to him for keeping it in the healthy range. After all, that's all that really matters.

  13. 13

    LOL WTF! He's huge! Then again, so are you, Perez.

  14. 14

    Hey Perez, where the fuck do you get off saying anything about anyone's weight issues. Remember your LARD ASS days and quite honestly you're not in the best shape at the present yourself. GO FUCK YOURSELF, cause you're the only one who will!

  15. 15

    How sad

  16. 16

    Look who's talking…

  17. 17

    Well you can't live off a subway diet forever.

  18. 18

    Re: MaxP85 – That's actually the only words that will be spoken at his funeral…"A fat guy in Miami" the end. Security will be tight though as there will be people lined up around the block to dance on his grave…

  19. 19

    He needs to cut down on the bagels.

  20. 20

    its the pot calling the kettle black, perez you fat fuck

  21. 21

    If he keeps it up he'll look like you Perezee

  22. 22

    That's not good for Subway.

  23. 23

    fat fuck

  24. 24

    Okay he came to my school like 3 weeks ago for some health thing right? he was gonna reward certain people with a subway gift card. whatd he do? comes in, says the persons name, smiles for one picture and then leaves. all in a matter of 60 seconds. really jared?

  25. Cajo says – reply to this


    Perez who are you to speak about others being fat or overweight , you can slim down as much as you can but you will always be a sad lonely person , is not just the outside that counts but the inside and your inside is million times worst then your outside and that says pretty much everything .
    You are full of hate and negativism to everybody or they are slim fat ugly whatever for you none is good enough , just like your book is so good so good that they are making a mega price and you even sign all the books bought that says so much . eres una desgracia maricon

  26. 26

    He better be careful. Another 20 pounds and he'll be half your size Perez ,you fat fucking prick.

  27. 27

    wat evs perez…..if/wen u get fattER ppl gonna start tlkn bout u…..KARMAS A BITCH

  28. 28

    He still looks 100 times better than you/your fugly sister.

  29. 29

    Re: MaxP85 – Hahahaha you guys crack me up with your creativity, but its SO true!.

  30. 30

    Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – Sad but true.

  31. @v@ says – reply to this


    He's still a lot slimmer than he was when he started, lapse aside.

  32. 32

    44. That's the size of Jared's waist.

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  35. 35

    Shut up fatass. Leave the poor guy alone

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  37. 37


    oh i meant perez

  38. ap076 says – reply to this


    Nothing worse for a smoker than an ex-smoker and I guess nothing worse for an overweight person than a former fatty.

  39. 39

    I hope he's not in Miami to dye his hair blue and steal your identity Pumpkinhead.

  40. 40

    Perez your fat fuck sister should put down the Doritos and have a look at herself good and hard before she types this kind of nasty shit about people.

  41. 41

    too many of those meatball subs.

  42. 42

    WHOA is spelled W-H-O-A you stupid douche.

  43. 43

    Send him to Afghanistan.

  44. 44

    mario, you are a big fat ass yourself and you are ugly as fuck

  45. KJ10 says – reply to this


    Must be those new Subway Melts! Jared's dad is my doctor, too! P.S. GO COLTS!

  46. 46

    that's not surprising…he was doing healthy eating all wrong…i think i read that he skipped breakfast, only having coffee..then had a small subway for lunch and a big one for dinner…basically doing caloric intake the opposite you should and the calories he was having weren't even good ones…cause subway really isn't as healthy as it's claimed to be

  47. 47

    Re: Cashmere Jay – That wouldn't even be a misdemeanour offence…

  48. 48

    Perez, have you seen your chins? I'd suggest you stop talking about other people's sizes.

  49. 49

    So that's why Jared hasn't filmed any spots for Subway recently.

    Jeez, what happened? Hopefully he can get back on the wagon.

    If not, Chick-fil-a could always use a sponsor.

  50. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: willy949 – That's because you're not supposed to
    lay your Willy on there, Willy.

  51. @v@ says – reply to this


    Obviously McDonald's made him a better offer.

  52. 52

    And you are calling him fat?
    L M A O

  53. 53

    Fell off the ugly wagon too!
    Fell off the ugly wagon too!
    Fell off the ugly wagon too!
    Fell off the ugly wagon too!
    Fell off the ugly wagon too!
    Fell off the ugly wagon too!
    Fell off the ugly wagon too!
    Fell off the ugly wagon too!
    Fell off the ugly wagon too!

  54. 54

    I was a Hooters about 4 years ago. Jared used to come in there all the time but he wouldn't take pics with anyone cuz he was under contract that it couldn't be known that the whole "I only eat at subway" thing was a scam.

  55. 55

    Ok so Subway's Jared has gained a bit of the old weight back, but damn, he kept it off for 10 YEARS! It's still impressive nor is he anywhere NEAR where he once was. Lay off Perez! You of all people should be more sensitive to weight fluctuations! He still looks pretty good!

  56. 56

    Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – Hey bl - You're right. What was I thinking? I'm sure Pumpkinhead flew the coop leaving a trail of unpaid bills. What's to steal except bad debts?

  57. 57

    Maybe he is only eating the mayo-loaded tuna sandwich. Poor Subway choice, Jared. Poor, poor choice.

  58. 58

    Perez, you must love how all these people pay so much attention to your life! Shows how much you matter to them.
    Team Perez!

  59. 59

    you are really asking to be flamed for this post, perez. you were fat and you still are fat. Talk about pot calling a kettle black. And for the ugly mug you bear, you should not even be allowed in public without a brown bag over your face, you POS.

  60. 60

    Perez, seriously, just b/c you lost weight, it's now ok to start making fun of fat people?? Shut the fuck up and stop being a douche.

  61. 61

    What? You've been "skinny" for like 5 days and all of the sudden you can make fun of everyone else? Can't wait until your fat again!

  62. freak says – reply to this






  63. freak says – reply to this





  64. 64

    You're an asshole!!!

  65. 65

    This is your future, Perez. Karma is a bitch.

  66. 66

    wow terrible!!!!

  67. 67

    So being in some commercials makes you a CELEBRITY?

    I guess Joel McHale was right…being a celebrity these days just means you are a mammal.

  68. 68

    His dad is my doctor too! So glad to see him in a Dallas Clark jersey! GO COLTS!!!

  69. 69

    He looks like an average guy in Northern Florida. He's not fat but just Uncle Bob.

  70. 70

    dude used to way like 500 pounds cut him some slack

  71. Lucas says – reply to this


    Turn your head like that and I bet you'd see 3 chins too!

  72. 72

    Re: Swear to ME! – "I guess Joel McHale was right…being a celebrity these days just means you are a mammal."


  73. 73

    Perez your fat was twice as big as his. PS- Your sister is an absolute disgusting mountain troll. I've seen her

  74. 74

    You spelled "Whoa" wrong! Idiot!!

  75. 75

    Excuse you. I am pretty sure you are in no position to be commenting one someones weight.

  76. 76

    lol since when is this guy a celebrity?

  77. 77

    once a fatty always a fatty

    even gastric bypass people gain their weight back —- just give in to it,food is crack

  78. 78

    Probably because eating Subway for every meal isn't at all healthy.

  79. 79

    and so do you perez! i mean you should talk. it's been many years since his endorsement–maybe he just got older and things shifted!!! at least he's rich–

  80. 80

    Salmonella is indeed slimming, but you gotta keep ingesting.

  81. 81

    Time to hit the gym!
    He must have eaten some twinkies with his sandwiches.

  82. 82

    Someone needs to give him aids again.

  83. 83

    Well, at least he finally looks like the rest of America. Now we know he's one of us. I was beginning to think he was foreign…..French, perhaps.

  84. 84

    I'm not too surprised. He has the fat gene in him.

    "A fat guy in Miami" LMAO, yes! That's you to a T, Mario!

  85. 85

    you know, as a former fatty, you really should show a bit more sensitivity — have you ever considered professional help to deal with the underlying issues that cause you to be such a mean spirited bastard

  86. 86

    I know someone involved with his marketing campaign that has toured with him. The dude is a party monster. I guess he likes the bars and believe it or not, has some fairly talented groupies.

  87. 87

    He must have switched over to the Philly steak and cookies.

  88. 88

    you're a fuckin' cow Perez.

    Happy about the fat jokes, you pig? You're no Beckham. You're still a pudgy fuck. Watch your mouth.

  89. 89

    Perez, I don't know if you read these or not, but for someone who has struggled with his weight, you are amazingly unsensitive to others who share the same struggle (with the exception, inexplicably, of the morbidly obese Beth Ditto). If Jessica Simpson or Mariah Carey inches up to a size 12, you are all over them.

    The fact that you are so harsh on people who struggle with their weight seems to suggest that you may be harboring a little bit of self-hatred. Just a thought.

  90. 90

    All that cash went to buffets.. no wonder they don't show him anymore.. lol

  91. 91

    noOOOOooo!!… awww sad day… but whatever, he looks happy anyway :D

  92. 92

    Re: Kevin1243 – shut up you dick. I wonder how long before you looks fade and your lonely, cause that personality isn't winning anything.

  93. 93

    Re: BooBoo Kitty – ding ding ding ding XD

  94. bwags says – reply to this


    Isn't that the pot calling the kettle beige, Perez?

  95. 95

    Oh my god. haha guess he won't be doing any Subway commercials anytime soon. Holy shit.

  96. 96

    Re: Zombie Hitler – Hey there, I'm loving all the hate. I need to know about the flipper sister comments though. Is she one of those people with lobster hands or something? Do tell Zombie. Pretty Please.
    By the way, can you imagine someone blogging as Perez Hilton commenting about someone gaining weight? Team Jared for sure.

  97. 97

    Shut the fuck up, Perez and fellow herpes-infested butt-bloggers! Perez, not too long ago, you looked like an albino WHALE (and we'll see you like that gain, no doubt)! I'm imagining that the blogger who wrote this is a herpes, hemrrhoid-infested whale themself!

  98. 98

    FBB = fellow butt bloggers, for future reference!

  99. 99

    Ok, so his vice is food. Yours is herpes-infested, hemrrhoid-laden asses! Oh, and food, too.

  100. 100

    He may be fat but he still dresses better than you - just sayin

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