Becks To Undress For Success

11/12/2007 6:50 PM ET | Filed under: Anglophilia • Fashion Smashion • David Beckham

It's about time!

David Beckham is going to star in a new underwear campaign that will give the gays masturbation material for years to come.

The soccer stud is set to star as the new global face for Emporio Armani Underwear, which will be available in the U.S. for the first time starting in February.

Becks and Armani are old friends. Stripping down to your tighty whiteys? That's what friends are for!

Wonder how much David got paid???

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andre says – reply to this

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wish i was first
dman says – reply to this

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1
bee says – reply to this

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He is so beautiful. And he is nice.
J says – reply to this

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Fit.
first says – reply to this

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first
first says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!
Mariah Carey says – reply to this

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Oh no!… I'm not Mariah Carey the singer! I'm just plain ol' Mariah!

First!!!….?
kjsflq says – reply to this

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first
sexy says – reply to this

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das seexy
I(L)DB says – reply to this

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Mmmmm
@! says – reply to this

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1st
sigh says – reply to this

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yesss! oh yeah
bo says – reply to this

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yum
me says – reply to this

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hawt. not.
kate says – reply to this

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Nice…
joshua j says – reply to this

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what a fucking HOMO!!!!!!!!!!
ryan says – reply to this

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old news
annnnnnnie says – reply to this

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YUMMMM second
MZ Kitty **MEOW says – reply to this

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who cares what he got paid, he's FUCKEN hot
first finally says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!!
katie says – reply to this

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WHO CARES HOW MUCH HE GOT PAID? ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THANK YOU DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN FOR ANSWERING MY NAUGHTY PRAYERS!!!!
nikki says – reply to this

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2end
Esmer says – reply to this

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omg he is sooo effin hot!!!!!
missy says – reply to this

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damnnnn…10th
allison says – reply to this

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hot stuff
nikiki says – reply to this

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ay bay bay
Your Mama says – reply to this

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Ya'Know…….This is just WRONG!
crap-tas-tic says – reply to this

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Too bad he's straight.
Lacet says – reply to this

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Who's the girl?
Mel says – reply to this

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Ewww…he is hot but this pic is not flattering!He is wearing a thong and has a wedgie!!!He should flip over and let us see the front view,hehe!
Asheville Pete says – reply to this

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The Sweet Potato Man

I remember a few months back when you ran the nude pick of Becks,it was soooo hot
Some dumb cunt wrote that ihis big uncut cock looked like a sweet potato, well now every time IM in the produce market and I see sweet potatoes, I think of Becks

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kimberly says – reply to this

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He looks ridiculous - it looks like something uncomfortable is stuck in his crack. Does he have no pride? The underwear look like they belong to a women. He did admit to using his wife's creams so maybe he's a cross- dresser as well. Whatever, most straight guys would be embarrased (even the ones with nice bodies) to be seen in such a pose with those undies.
Housewifey says – reply to this

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You say "Give the Gays something………"
We little housewives will get plenty of use out of it too!!!!!
KimberlyWah says – reply to this

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Re: Kimberly – Um Kimberly how do you speak for men? Even the ones with good bodies? Girls wear thongs all day long and are comfortable so why cant men? Im sure all men appreciate you stepping up to speak for the bad wedgie habits of soccer playing men though.
bangbangbang says – reply to this

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… oh man…now I need to change my underwear…
FUGLY ASS PEOPLE says – reply to this

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THESE 2 LOSERS ARE SOOOO FUCKIN PATHETIC. THIER KIDS WANT PARENTS WITH BRAINS WHO ACTUALLY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE WORLD, NOT DUMBASSES WHO ONLY KNOW HOW TO SELL SEX. WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT
me says – reply to this

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Uhmmmmmmmmm…dont see the fascination with him…I dont see it…Hes very quite average lookin to me……
Who Cares? says – reply to this

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I'm gay and I couldn't care less about this guy. Just because you jack off to him Perez doesn't mean that every gay does.
www.LAUGHTERdisaster.com says – reply to this

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I want him.
SUGARPUSS in the SEA says – reply to this

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Nice girly curves on his ASS. RumpOHlicious!
Candy S Pole says – reply to this

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prayerfullof shit-WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU GO TO THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHUCH WEBSITE ASSHOLE! FUCK JESUS-FUCK THE BIBLE-FUCK GOD & FUCK YOU! HOLLY HOLY AND THE BIBLE BIGOTS ARE ON THE MARCH, MARCH RIGHT OFF A CLIFF FUCKWAD!
ka says – reply to this

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Re: FUGLY ASS PEOPLE –

and you think you are actually helping the world, by using such language and showing hate?
silly girl says – reply to this

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The last thing I want to see is him and VB in bed together. GROSS!!!
valerie says – reply to this

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Wow. That is so hot!
costamesaboy~~~~ BEER ME says – reply to this

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BUTT-PLUGGERS ARE wierd? hey David, you suck at soccer, lick my nutz!
horsehungboston says – reply to this

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Like he needs MORE money? Geesh
flyguy says – reply to this

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Very nice, can't wait to see more of that…..Want to join the mile high club? then visit www.stewedbeef.com.
FUGLY ASS PEOPLE says – reply to this

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Re: ka – I'M NOT TRYING TO HELP THE WORLD YA DUMB BITCH, I'M MAKING A COMMENT. LET ME GUESS, U ARE A FUGLY ASS BITCH TOO HUH?
who cares says – reply to this

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she is a skank, he's washed up. In 5 years they will look like wax figures with all the plastic surgery that these two self absorbed twits will have.
GG says – reply to this

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boycott this trash.
Maia says – reply to this

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I wanna cover him with syrup and lick him clean. I must have been a gay man in my previous life.
Re: says – reply to this

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Now we know who the bottom is in their relationship!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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Actually, I'm a notorious cocksucker, known up and down the West coast. Yummy. That's why my Asian wife left me. She caught me sucking a big black dick. But fuck her, I'm not giving up the dick.
Amanda says – reply to this

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NICE. I can't wait! Hopefully these photos will grace the pages of Cosmo!
The Phantom says – reply to this

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Re: prayerful – you must be from another planet, heterosexuals are prone to be perverted just as gays. Step out of your fairy tale life and face the real world around you.
wanker says – reply to this

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We dont want to know what you wank over
DON'T LIKEY says – reply to this

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ukkkkk. I hate the unders that guy's wearing.
xtina says – reply to this

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He looks like he's wearing Victoria's panties! Sissy Becks!
NO LIKEY says – reply to this

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SKINHEAD.
Christine says – reply to this

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REAL MEN DON'T WEAR PANTIES!!!! He looks like a fucking fruit loop in those draws! The worst thing he ever did for his image is come to the USA. I guess that's why he a benchwarmer… he's not man enough to wear men's underwear. Those look like Vicky's underpants!
RichiePooDeLauderdale says – reply to this

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Ooooh! Good girl…so Posh takes it up the ass, eh? Man, I'd LOVE to get hunched by Becks! Oooh-la-la. THANKS PEREZ!!
perez says – reply to this

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Being gay is not natural. If everybody was gay, the human race would be extinct. Like all creatures, we were meant to procreate. Gays are abnormal. Your arse was meant for shitting out of.
Dylan says – reply to this

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This is all well and good but Id rather see the studhorse in a condom campaign.
VICTORIA'S PANTIES says – reply to this

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HEEEELP!!! David's ass is choking me… *cough* I just got a hair in my mouth… *cough* Vick has no ass, so I never choke… she doesn't eat so she never has gas!
isitjustme says – reply to this

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or does david beckham look a lot older than he rightfully should?
Teeny says – reply to this

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Oh men this rocks.The Beckhams are simply the hottest celeb spouses out there,i dont give a shit about Brangelina but Posh and her hubby get me going.And the best thing is Victoria was signed by Marc Jacobs and will appear in his S/S08 ad campaign,so its BECKHAM invasion bitches!!!!!
They are perfect for this stuff,and unlike so many other boring sluts,they do their thing and go home to tehir kids,and have fun,which is all that matters,they are grounded!
Ivanos says – reply to this

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I love how all these commenters talk shit about small underwear for men. Maybe all men should just be covered up from head to toe… less people will yap and whine.

"Mommy said pink is for girls and blue is for boys… thongs are for girls, boxers are for guys"….

YOU BORING FUCKS
Hana says – reply to this

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Hell yes!!!I can not stand Brangelina,but Posh and her hubby get me going.Not only are they insanley fashionable,HOT,media savy.etc but they know what really counts.After all the tabloid bullshit,and rumors they go home and keep it real with their kids.Thats why they have survived Showbiz for more than 12 years together.But best thing is they are now in US!!!Yes,and Victoria has been signed ny Marc Jacobs to appear in his S/S 08 ad campaign.SO its Beckham invasion bitches,deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
manboobs says – reply to this

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Yes IVANOS and i suppose men should wear bras
rach says – reply to this

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oh, he is yummy1
EVL Dick says – reply to this

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He may as well undress, he has not shown us what a great footballer he is 'supposed' to be
Ivanhoe says – reply to this

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Manboobs Shut the Fuck UP!You are an Idiot,he is not even wearing thongs in the first place,so your dumb ass self have no argument to begin with.And how can bras and thongs be the same,you dumb shit!!!!
TYTY says – reply to this

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LOL@ years of jerking material to come. Come on Perez, we're horny, but not that desperate, or are you?
revere says – reply to this

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that nigga got it.
tico says – reply to this

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Hes wearing some kind of man thong. He's Becks not that guy Domenico from a Shot of Love at Tila Tequila who only owns thongs.
tico says – reply to this

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Hes wearing some kind of man thong. He's Becks not that guy Domenico from a Shot of Love at Tila Tequila who only owns thongs.
Jami-san says – reply to this

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OH my god…who gets to be that girl underneath?? Pretty hot..but if I met a guy who wore those undies Id freak!!
stefystef says – reply to this

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For this, they gave him $250million to make soccer viable in the U.S.? What a friggin' waste. Send him back to England!!!! And take that Posh Puenta with him.
Fucktard. says – reply to this

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Seriously,you bitches are dumb!He is NOT wearing a thong,i have this issue of W,he has normal white undies on,its just a veedgie,and it looks hot.Nothing to get worked over though,no need for gay/hetero speeches.
DANIELLE says – reply to this

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DAMN I CAN'T WAIT!!!
sir d'anvers says – reply to this

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I just love that small underwear.. big gay underwear lover.. and for all people out there.. have never met so many americans who just love that underwear too.. so please.. get a life.
And to prayer: if you only knew how many straight women get it up their ass..
you'd be surprised too. Thank you also for pointing that gay people gave humanity AIDS.. you know that's why half of the people in Africa are infected.. they are all gay you know !!
isolated? says – reply to this

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Am I the only one who doesn't find DB attractive at all? /:O
Kara says – reply to this

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I have to say i am surprised by how quickly The Beckhams totally conquered US.The media interest in them has been realyl huge.I mena i dont hate them or anything,but man this wa sfast.Victoria is on every entertaiment show,and in every tabloid,fashion magazine.Now she scored Marc Jacobs campaign,ELLE cover and is on the Harpers Bazaar best dressed list.She is getting as much of coverage as an A-list actress,stop the fucking madness!
bobdman says – reply to this

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Becks and Armani are "old friends". Yeah, right. A lot of world class athletes have gay designer friends. LOL. And Victoria is going to do a documentary film with Jessica Biel called "Checking You Best Friend For Breast Cancer".
mama says – reply to this

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he fine, but did they give him the underwear that victoria was supposed to wear?????????????? SERIOUSLEY!!!!
barbarella says – reply to this

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Oh wow,she is the new face of Marc Jacobs?I had no idea,now that really is huge.But since we are tallking about her husband's underwear campaign with Armani,its hilarious because VB will appear in Victoria's Secret ads aswell,lmao,Beckhams are totally stripping for the cash,arent they.Geri,MelB and Victoria all wear sexy lingerie in new VS ads,even commercials were filmed.They acutally look good,great bodies.The other two,of the record;to fat and ugly to take their clothes off so VS people said:"Um…thanks but no thanks"!
Candy S Pole says – reply to this

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PRAYERFULLOF SHIT-GUESS WHAT BITCH, I'M NOT GAY. BUT I WILL BE IF IT'LL GET YOU TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING! YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER "I'M SO SUPERIOR CAUSE I HAVE GOD ON MY SIDE" HYPOCRITE. JUST A SEC, I HAVE TO PUKE ON JESUS. THERE THAT'S BETTER! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WASTE YOUR LIFE PRAYING FOR ME AND EVERYBODY ELSE TO A MYTH THAT DOESN'T EXIST. BUT YOU AND THE "VIRGIN" MARY CAN SUCK MY PUSSY! GO SOMEPLACE ELSE TO SPREAD THAT BULLSHIT INSTEAD OF THIS AWFUL HOMO BLOG. WHOREANUS!
Briann says – reply to this

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I'm a satisfied woman w/ my man cause I could care less!
Luna says – reply to this

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#88 - isolated

YES!!
Briann says – reply to this

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I don't care!
manboobs says – reply to this

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Ivan "HO" likes men in pink g strings and likes to take it up the arse
shut up hoebag says – reply to this

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Re: Candy S Pole – shut your fuckin atheist ignorant waste of space ass up biyatch!! stupid ass hoe. may someone murder you and throw a bible on you cumswallowing piece of shit
Ivanhoe says – reply to this

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Manboobs i am a she,and no i dont like my men like that,nor do i engage in anal sex-thank you.Of course your limited brain dosent allow you to accept that,being narrow minded must be a blast!
BecksIsGross says – reply to this

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He is disgusting. His teeth are mangled and he needs to put on some weight. Seriously…what is all the fuss about him? He's borderline gay. Nice homo underwear too…GROSS!!!! Be a man BECKS,, you look like a fucking pussy in those photos!
BecksIsGross says – reply to this

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He is disgusting. His teeth are mangled and he needs to put on some weight. Seriously…what is all the fuss about him? He's borderline gay. Nice homo underwear too…GROSS!!!! Be a man BECKS,, you look like a fucking pussy in those photos!
Paris Hiilton says – reply to this

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A bag of bones wearing a woman's panties. Gee, I'm so turned on. These two are so attention starved it's sick. Get a life you two scarecrows.
BecksIsDirtyLooking says – reply to this

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First of all…first ur fucking mangles teeth! 2nd…gain some weight…you look like you have AIDs.. 3rd…nice fucking gay underwear…what man wears those? You are a homo!!! GROSS!
yup says – reply to this

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Re: BecksIsGross – i agree. he's so damn pathetic but he thinks he's hot shit
lance says – reply to this

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Damn…I am getting hard just thinking about it.
manboobs says – reply to this

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Ivan "hoe"
What? you dont like guys in pink g's or anal sex? whos narrow minded and a boring fuck now?

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