Feelin' Cocky

11/28/2007 4:28 PM ET | Filed under: Danny Bonaduce

Danny Bonaduce is upset about these pics we ran of his baby dick. So he's gonna do something about it!

The Firecrotch will be revealing all in an upcoming issue of Penthouse to "redeem his manhood."

You can Photoshop it all you want, honey. We know you have a puny peen!

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored Bonaduce cock shot.

[Images via Brett Mickelson.]

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sara says – reply to this

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sad
katie says – reply to this

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grossssssss! First
Julie says – reply to this

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That's just gross. No one wants to see that shit!
FishesBitches says – reply to this

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Fucken roids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mutilated fetus says – reply to this

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ugh, that's nasty.
Ewwww says – reply to this

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What is that ?
bob says – reply to this

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haha
amy says – reply to this

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FIRST?

and..
LMFAO
ew says – reply to this

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eww hes gross
taves says – reply to this

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gross not again.
... says – reply to this

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Lmao.
Miiiiiikal! says – reply to this

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That is the fugliest dick I've ever seen. And it's smaller than my pinky finger.
Hyde says – reply to this

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For shit's sake, Bonaduce! Have mercy on us. No more!
LMU says – reply to this

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HOW gross!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!! And they're ginger………..
lily says – reply to this

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I feel sorry for his ex and children….. he is so sick and even more ugly
crap-tas-tic says – reply to this

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Oh no you didn't. NOT AGAIN!!!!
firecrotch says – reply to this

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He's hung like a field mouse. That was gross the first time. I can't believe I looked again.
T in the OC says – reply to this

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As I've always said….

The bigger DICK you are, the smaller your penis is.
Becca says – reply to this

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EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! It looks like one of those Vienna Sausages….YUCKY YUCKY POO!!!!!! Bleck….
Melissa says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I think it got worse the second time I saw it!!!
Krista says – reply to this

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FIRE CROCH!
honeydoo says – reply to this

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oh my fucking god,what the hell is that?
Danny says – reply to this

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It's photoshopped I swear to God. I fit an XXL trojan!
AK says – reply to this

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Is he even capable of having sex if it's that small????
jova says – reply to this

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first????
Ginger Pubes Are Gross says – reply to this

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Goddammit! Now I gotta go make myself throw up! Perez, next time please file this under "If You Are Easily Offended….." Seriously. Gross.
crap-tas-tic says – reply to this

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I don't know what is worse.
1. Cicso Adler's swinging nuts "The ode to Captain Morgan" pic
2. This picture
3. Two girls one cup
I can't decide. The push-pull, push-pull you do with this website Perez! It makes me insane!
thebabykitties says – reply to this

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:(
crap-tas-tic says – reply to this

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BTW I didn't know PENTHOUSE did male spreads!
elisabitchsuxdix says – reply to this

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Re: firecrotch –
ha ha ha!
You are funny why did you look AGAIN?
Really though, i have no idea why i just looked for the first time either!
Oh my god!
the sadness
Im going home to write a thank you note to my boyfriends parents
weewee says – reply to this

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I guess the drapes really do match the curtains. But maybe his winky isnt that small, it just looks really small because his huge balls are blocking most of it.
Gringer07 says – reply to this

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Damn you Perez! I am not a lesbian, but after looking at these pics (why did you have to put up these disgusting pics…AGAIN!) I would seriously consider becoming a lesbo just from looking at these horrendous pictures!!!

Also, why the hell would Bonaduce feel he has to redeem himself in Penthouse?!?! Ugh, he'd stoop to any level to get his name back out into the public. Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross….

Okay, I think I have to go puke now. Ugh…
Daryl says – reply to this

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In his defense… when i'm not aroused, mine isn't much to look at, but when he gets full stregnth, I've never had a complaint… lol

I feel for ya Danny, one bad pic can screw you for life!
SuzyQ says – reply to this

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HAHA! Does he think no one has seen these pics.?
Urban Livin' says – reply to this

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I bet Perez still cries at night while he eats his Bucket of KFC and thinks about how he'll never have the feeling of being touched by a man sexually… Besides when we used to beat him up in High School. LOL! Awwww… The good ol' days. Loved watching him run home to Mommy crying "I'm Not Gay"! LMAO!!!! Ummm… Yea ya are! =) P.s. And fat.

P.s.s. I was already out the closet back then…. Nobody cared… Every one just HATED his FAT ASS.
elle says – reply to this

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Maybe it was cold.
Rachel says – reply to this

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See, that is why I think you the BOMBA!! Tu no tienes pelo en la lengua!! =-D
stefystef says – reply to this

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You know Perez, Bonaduce is going to do what all men do in those kind of pics…he's going to chub it up!!!

Nasty creep. No wonder his wife left him.
Melissa Smith says – reply to this

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uh…teeheeeheheheheheheheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH, ugh!
sad says – reply to this

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eww! sick man!
teenie boppers have no clue says – reply to this

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ok people, for the last time (hopefully), the ball sack is swinging forward. if cisco's balls were caught swinging forward, you would see no penis at all. why is that so hard to figure out?
bob says – reply to this

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Ewww, I saw him on TV the other night and because I looked the first time, all I could think when I saw him was "baby dick, baby dick!!!!!"
samantha says – reply to this

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Mostly I'd like to say how much I LOVE that the first person to post didn't obnoxiously write "FIRST" like its some sort of accomplishment.
Secondly, that picture is absolutely disgusting… CAN he have sex? I'd guess no!
coco says – reply to this

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to be fair, it looks like his balls might be kind of swinging upward, and possibly obscuring the first inch or so of his dick, making it maybe three inches? and it was probably cold in there…go easy on him perez…you'll be a hasbeen someday, too.
nicole says – reply to this

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that makes me want to vomit…..whats up with his balls?
julie in canada says – reply to this

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Why the hell did I click on this?????
Channel 70 France (channel70.fr) says – reply to this

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Re: Hypnotiq – Whoa! That's interesting, Hyp. Thanks!!!
Erin says – reply to this

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smallest cock I've ever seen.
Just Sayin' says – reply to this

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That is icky-poo-poo-blah.

Even with his pants on there is something icky about him…
says says – reply to this

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They don't want anyone else to have the goods, so to speak.
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TJ says – reply to this

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His name should be Bona douche……………..
Yo Mama says – reply to this

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Perezzzel is on a roll…I've been laughing so much today. The "Puny Peen" takes the cake.
Tiny Dancer says – reply to this

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sick! It looks rusty! My kids wiener is bigger than that!
LORENA BOBBIT COULDN'T CUT IT! says – reply to this

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……NORMAL: 8====D
……BONADUCE: 8=D

….HMMMMMMMM????
…….Danny was always small. He had been dating for about four months, but he had been afraid of making any sexual advances. Finally, he got up his courage and took his girlfriend to a secluded spot. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis." No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke." DOOOOOOH!

…….Danny's first sexual encounter: "Tell me those three words, baby, those three words that you know I make you feel." ……She replied: "Is it in?" HIYOOOOO!
... says – reply to this

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Re: Danny –

Yeah maybe if it's rolled up 25 times.
Lourdes says – reply to this

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Something to keep in mind: there's show…ers ( as in to show) and there's growers! Don't let pictures fool you!
So What? says – reply to this

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OMG…there's nothing to see…did his wife need a microscope to see it?
THATS FUCKING SICK says – reply to this

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THATS FUCKING SICK DISCUSTING
...where's the beef?? says – reply to this

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OMG…you can find Jimmy Hoffa's body faster than you can find that little thing!
becks23 says – reply to this

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FIRE CROTCH!!!!!
Eden says – reply to this

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angry nipples! angry orangy crotchal region!
lea says – reply to this

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totally on roids
MARIA LENA says – reply to this

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SICK

SICK

SICK

HE NEEDS AN IMPLANT. PEREZ YOU ALWAYS COME UP WITH FUNNY NAMES (BABY DICK)
MY_6-YR-OLD_HAS_1_JUST_LIKE_THAT! says – reply to this

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……EVERYBODY SING: " IT WAS AN ITSY, BITSY TEENY WEENIE…" (*Well fuck, I guess we obviously have to end the song there!)
MY_6-YR-OLD_HAS_1_JUST_LIKE_THAT! says – reply to this

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……EVERYBODY SING: " IT WAS AN ITSY, BITSY TEENY WEENIE…" (*Well fuck, I guess we obviously have to end the song there!)
……I GUESS DANNY BEATS THAT LITTLE FELLOW LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
urworstnightmare says – reply to this

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EEEW O MY FCKN LORD I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SIMILAR!! GROSS!
AW POOR GUY!

DISGUSTING! I THINK IM GONNA PUKE
AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT YELLOW THING GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS! WHO HAS EVER SEEN YELLOW PUBIC HAIR??
DEAD SERIOUS I HAVE NEVER SEEN A DICK SO SMALL!
NASTYYYYYYY
evilEVIL says – reply to this

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HAHA, it's funny how you and you "fans" insult people like ann coulter but look what you get your sadistic pleasure out of… pathetic, disgracful actually.. that this is what you base your life on.. if you think of it.. it's kkind of sad, you dedicate every minute of every day of your life criticizing, occasionally sucking up to people who don't even know/ care of the existence of a … such as you…. haha.. you do this every single day XD haha…
Ruiner says – reply to this

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as a straight guy, i'll speak in his defense: A lot of guys have what you call "a grower, not a shower" meaning our flaccid penis length is not impressive for whatever reason, but when we get hard it becomes the average or better length. As opposed to someone who's dick is 5" flaccid and then only grows another inch or two when hard, when it counts (having sex) they still have the same size dick as the first example. now I can't say for sure if thats the case for Danny but its one of many reasons why penises don't appear as big in real life as they do in porn.
BA says – reply to this

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Even Asian guys have bigger ones, and we all know how tiny they are.
the queen says – reply to this

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Why did I look!??

I am so blind now and I feel like washing my eyes out with muriatic acid to get this image off my mind.
slayerbitch says – reply to this

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Still pissed Perez that the Adam Carolla show replaced you with Lynn and Alex?

SAD…oh so SAD!
Helen says – reply to this

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He's just nasty!
b says – reply to this

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barf. thats a sight the world could do with out. thats what happends when you have done drugs most of your life.
Jose says – reply to this

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Considering he is old a druggie a boozer and chain smoker he is not in bad shape….the uncensored shot made me want to hurl though
up2wickedries says – reply to this

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I think I just threw up a lil of my lunch
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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Why Why Why does this man think anyone wants to see him naked EVER !!!!!!!!
PatheticPerez says – reply to this

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perez, i am not commenting on bonaduce, im gonna comment on you and your "fans" with one word… "T-R-A-G-I-C". are you gonna be doing this your entire life perez? i mean c'mon… you are or should be an adult..
Hypnotiq says – reply to this

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"Me Chinese. Me so dumb. Me stick chopsticks up my bum." Speaking as a gay White (7.5 uncircumcised/uncut) male w/ a gay Asian male lover (6 uncircumcised/uncut), I gotta say…. BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. :-p (spam me!: hbo@yahoogroups.com)
L says – reply to this

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yuk!
Mr. Whoo Flung Cum says – reply to this

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Oh, I rearry wrike Mr. Bonaduce. He make me feer rike I hab Johnny Holmes' dick! I hung rike a horse compare to that! Me thank Mr. Bonaduce!
Tyra says – reply to this

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What a skeeter peter, looks like it has rust on it too, lol snort lol snort snort snort
Janice says – reply to this

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My hubbie has a bigger winkie!!
meghan says – reply to this

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this is the second time i've seen it and i'm still freaked out by it!! EWWWWWW
Gene GENIE swimming and skiing says – reply to this

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is that IODINE…whats the orange mess
LMAO says – reply to this

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why are his nipples and cock the same size??
Laury says – reply to this

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I'm still pretty sure his dick is bigger than yours Perez.
JD573F says – reply to this

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His car must be a hummer…you know what they say…big car, little peepee. lol
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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His new nick name should be the angry inch!!
Brittany says – reply to this

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Is it wrong that I giggled?
thomastte says – reply to this

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just plain nasty
storres says – reply to this

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ok this guy is crazy. Last Saturday I went to the LA auto show at the Convention stadium and saw him. He looked like he was all meth out. He was verly walking. People had to help him. He looked like a mad man. He needs to go back to rehab…
Dr. Zee says – reply to this

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Frankly (no pun intended), I like looking at all penises. I think they are a wonderful invention. And while I am not a fan of Mr. Bonaduce's, he looks pretty average to me. It's just that his scrotum has swung forward obscuring the shaft and causing the illusion of smallness. Yes, I am a doctor!
Shay says – reply to this

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First there was Danny's old balls and tiny wee wee. Then there was Cisco's repulsive unit…ugh…that one gets me the most. And then, when it couldn't get any worse and we couldn't be any more disgusted by balls, Steve-O's come along and give us a whole new take. Nice. Thanks for showing me the grossest balls in the world. Time to start counting down from 10.
UGHH! POOR GRETCHEN! says – reply to this

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Poor Gretchen, she did have some adorable kids with this douche but still, ughh!!
heather says – reply to this

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thats just nasty. ugh who and why would someone fuck that?
Emily says – reply to this

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Ew, why did I click on that? Maybe if he lays off the 'roids for a bit he'll grow?
link? says – reply to this

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the link isnt working on my comp
Shayne Gracious says – reply to this

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Didn't Danny and Gretchen have a baby boy together somewhere down the line? Wow! I sure hope (((HE))) doesn't inherit Danny's "MICROPENIS" (Goolge it!), or look out…! Wow. Poor kid. www.intact.ca
Maeve says – reply to this

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To give Danny some credit, he was not aroused and if he were on the roids his nads would look a lot smaller. My guess is he is a grower. My boyfriend has a smaller one, but when aroused, it is like 7 inches. I don't think it is photo shopped, but I don't think it is representative of what it normally looks like.
markyboy says – reply to this

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DANNY BONERDEUCHEBAG IS MORE LIKE IT. BONERDEUCHEBAG IS THE UGLIEST THING EVER. GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS! GROSS ! GROSS ! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOOKED ! OH MY GOD PEREZ THAT PICTURE IS SO FU**ED UP ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! OMG I'M PUKING ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! BAAAAARRRF ! I JUST SAW DANNY BONERDEUCHEBAG NAKED ! GROSS GROSS GROSS THANK GOD I DIDN'T SEE HIS C*CK I'D HAVE TO CUT MINE OFF ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS ! GROSS !