It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Danny Bonaduce is upset about these pics we ran of his baby dick. So he's gonna do something about it!
The Firecrotch will be revealing all in an upcoming issue of Penthouse to "redeem his manhood."
You can Photoshop it all you want, honey. We know you have a puny peen!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored Bonaduce cock shot.
[Images via Brett Mickelson.]