
Looks like someone isn't keeping up with their Taylor Swift singles!
Riley Keough and Ryan Cabrera are never ever ever ever (like ever) totes getting back together!!
The two started dating in 2006 and, after a lengthy hiatus, the 30 year-old musician started whispering sweet nothings back into Riley's 23 year-old ears just after she split with her fiancé!!
One source reports:

Good news, scorned Twi-Hards!
Looks like you WILL be able to see Kristen Stewart 'die'…in a fake snuff film, that is!
That's right, despite earlier reports that the actress had dropped out of her upcoming project, Cali, due to her affair on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders, sources close to production have countered that director Nick Cassevetes will NOT move forward without her…and that the

Every day, we see someone else on the set of The Butler!
This movie's production is like a revolving door of talent!
And today, MAN CANDY!
That's right, Alex Pettyfer was spotted walking around in between takes of the Lee Daniels-directed historical drama, which chronicles a White House butler who served eight different Presidents, and the seksi actor treated us all to another look at his absolutely lick-able BOD as he no doubt tried to beat the New Orleans summer heat!
Ch-ch-check him out (above)!
MmmMmmGOOD!
Now excuse us while we go lie down.
We're having some DEBILITATING Magic Mike flashbacks! Ha!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Jeeze K-Stew, calm those quivering thighs lips of yours!
Ah, we kid, we kid! BUT Kristen Stewart WILL be playing Alex Pettyfer's lover in Nick Cassevetes newest flick, a gritty, thriller-romance called Cali!
Cali follows two lovers who decide to fake their own deaths in a faux-snuff film.
Sounds like the kind of challenge Kristen usually looks for in a film…
Although, who knows if Kristen will be emotionally able to take on such a role now that her love affair to married director Rupert Sanders has gushed out of the secrecy hole!
And don't get any ideas, KStew ’cause we're sure Pettyfer's fiancee Riley Keough would b*tch-slap the shiz out of you if you try to bring that on-screen romance into real life!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]

We're struggling to breathe over here!
As if Magic Mike wasn't already fantastic, now our dreams are coming true! Channing Tatum, being the seksi stripping god that he is, has announced that he's working on a version of the film for Broadway!
Wait, it gets better.
The benevolent Tatum has also said he wants the show to be "very interactive."

Nooooooo!
Christian Grey is supposed to be a stunning mix of rugged, handsome manliness! The perfectly chiseled combination of power, sex appeal, and deviance!
Well, Dr. Faye Skelton is the mad scientist from University of Central Lancashire who aspired to create the perfect gentleman.
He failed.
This unholy abortion composite portrait of a man (above, left) is a computer generated synthesis of the greatest parts of today's hottest male celebs and the ideal candidate for Mizter Grey in a Fifty Shades film!
They combined Patrick Dempsey's eyes with Brad Pitt's jawline and David Beckham's face shape to create the most desirable amalgam imaginable.
It. Did. Not. Work.
In a statement, Dr. Frankenstein Skelton said:

Oh goodness! Were there sword fights on set?? ;)
Apparently something like it…
Sources (seemingly from the set of Magic Mike) are coming forward now, dishing on the nasty dirt of Channing Tatum Vs. Alex Pettyfer!!
According to them: