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This bitch is crazy!!!

Some of you may think your cat is ferocious, but unless it is half cheetah, like Bai Ling's, you would be wrong.

Yes, Bai Ling has herself one mixed up feline. It's a hybrid of a cheetah and a domestic house cat. We're trying to decide which scenario is more plausible - genetic breeding or the cheetah eating the house cat after it sperminated her. However it happened, the point is it did, and Bai Ling just loves her little feline friend, Quiji, to pieces.

And Quiji may just be ripping Bai Ling to pieces, if she isn't careful. She insists that the $30,000 cat in in no way a "wild danger," but she does mention how the cat can get a little too close for comfort:

"I sleep naked … She was kissing me, and suddenly, she woke up. She saw my nipple, and oh my God, she went for it!" Bai says, laughing. "If I wasn't fast, my nipple is gone. She thought it was a toy or something."

What? You can laugh about that, you lunatic?! She could have ripped your whole tittay off! You would have been monetarily lopsided!

Not a good look!

You better just hope she doesn't go for you face next!

"I deserve so much more than the roles I get offered now. I’m one of the best actresses. One day I will win an Oscar. I’m already winning it. I just have to find the platform to show it. I’m already winning it! I’ve got that talent."

- Wacktress Bai Ling tells Movieline

The steroids supplements may have damaged his brains, but it's sure doing wonders for Mickey Rourke's 15 minutes of comeback fame.

The Dr. 90210 victim was spotted pAArtying it up at the swanky Chateau Marmont in Hollyweird when attentionwhore Bai Ling flung herself at the actor and challenged him to some tongue wrasslin'.

He happily obliged, of course.

Awwww, famewhores in love!

We hope she didn't end the night with too much disappointment.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Wacktress Bai Ling is carrying a pussy at the premiere of National Lampoons The Great American Fantasy because ____________.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

A Perezcious reader in Deutschland tells us that the wacky and tacky Bai Ling will be the "presenter" of the Beijing Olympic Games for the big state-owned TV Station, ZDF.

ZDF is apparently already running trailers proclaiming, "Bai Ling presents the Olympic Games in the ZDF".

Click here and skip to minute 17 to see what happened 'behind the scenes' during Bai's trailer shoots.

Ha!

Looks like they found an interpreter who speaks train wreck!

She's probably so happy to be working!

Bai Ling is speaking out again about her little shoplifting arrest a few weeks ago and the lucky break she got yesterday.

The "actress" just posted the following message on her official blog:

"Good news

I just got the good news and I am relieved that the prosecutor has decided not to file misdemeanor charges against me and to treat this matter as an infraction. What happened was an innocent mistake on my part and I am confident that the truth will be told since I never had any intention of taking items without paying for them.

I appreciate the support of the public and especially my friends and my fans.

Thank you!"

Bai Ling is speaking out about her shoplifting arrest!

The "actress" just posted the following entry on her official blog:

"Thursday, February 14, 2008
No matter what happens, today is a Valentines day, I still want to wish all the loved ones are together sharing love and smile and a tender kiss under the beautiful sky

Here I am in Albuquerque with my heart feeling sad, and my emotions are running through me like a wild river, tears come from the lake of my heart hurt my eyes. Life happens to you either you liked it or not, sometimes I feel you have to be so brave to stand in front of the World, and just hope that people will have a tender heart toward you. Right now I just walked from the set to My trailer, cold, but the evening brightness on the sky is just so beautiful in Albuquerque, so beautiful, it takes my breath away like a bralliant lover, nature is my gift, no matter what happens it always there to confort me give me wisdom and love, how lucky I am to have it and recognise its beauty and power. So beautiful here in Albuquerque, the desert the wild endless land, the stars and the moon so up high there quietly singing a Valentines song. Many many friends called me today but I can not talk because I am shooting, I want to thank all my friends and the people that I don't even know out there cared for me and send me love. Its a gift and I am lucky to have you. Thankful with all my heart to all of you and send my Valentines love smile to you, with my sweet sad heart.
Bailing"