Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
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Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.
The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:
"Friday, November 23, 2007
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…
CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!
A little bird tells us that Cisco Adler is fuhking Top Model alum Lisa D'Amato, but the pair played it coy when we ran into them at the opening of Anchor Blue's LA LA LAnd boutique in Santa Monica's 3rd St. Promenade on Friday night.
Cricso's relationship with Lisa went from professional to sensual really quick.
Adler is producing D'Amato's album. Yes, she's doing music, and it is totally our guilty pleasure.
Lisa put on a little show for us, debuting a new song: Hop Scotch, Double Dutch.
It was the hotness!
CLICK HERE to watch it.
She's at it again!
Lisa D'Amato is really trying to extend her 15 seconds of fame! And kudos to her for doing something fun and not totally shiteous.
The America's Next Top Model alum has once more teamed up with Crisco Adler, who has been producing some songs for her.
Their latest effort is called Can't Touch It, and we are feeling it.
Lisa and Crisco are going for that whole Peaches vibe - electro rap meets rock.
It's really catchy shit, and we hate ourselves for liking it!
Enjoy it below.
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New York socialite and publishing heiress Lydia Hearst gets down and dirty - real dirty - with bad boy
What is Crisco supposed to be???? Besides trashy.
What does she see in him??? Really. What???
He probably just keeps her drugged up the whole time! Right???
After all, he did date Mischa for a long time, if you know what we mean.
What is more vomit-inducing: Teri Snatcher as a character from Alice in Wonderland or Crisco Adler as a Greek Viking?????
P.S. Our Halloween outfit is AMAZING. It's topical, clever and NO ONE has worn it yet at any of the costume parties we've been to yet.
Can't wait to rock it!
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"Privacy is dead. The new world is obsessed with celebrities. Even someone like me is. Wow, I’m a celebrity, you know what I mean? I can’t even say the words, it makes me wanna vomit. You know? But, I think of it as, I’m gonna go have a good time with them. It’s a lifestyle that I’m selling, and if you wanna pay me for that, we’ll show up at your party, we’ll bring a crew, we’ll party, I guarantee you’ll have a good time, the price is going up next time."
- Crisco Adler tells the new issue of the NY Observer.
[Image via Dark Room Demons.]