"Privacy is dead. The new world is obsessed with celebrities. Even someone like me is. Wow, I’m a celebrity, you know what I mean? I can’t even say the words, it makes me wanna vomit. You know? But, I think of it as, I’m gonna go have a good time with them. It’s a lifestyle that I’m selling, and if you wanna pay me for that, we’ll show up at your party, we’ll bring a crew, we’ll party, I guarantee you’ll have a good time, the price is going up next time."
The wannabe rocker gave this fabulously pompous quote to the NY Observer:
“Most people in the world only know me as Mischa’s ex-boyfriend. And before that as Rod Stewart’s daughter's fiance - which is false by the way - and before that as Lou Adler’s son in the band with Roy Orbison’s son, but under all the bullshit I’m just like everyone else searching for my own personal legend."
You don't have to search for your legend, Crisco. It found you.