
Rumer Willis, be CAREFUL!!!
Rumer Willis has been doing more than just spending quality time with mother Demi Moore lately. She’s also been cast as a charity organizer on Season 4 of Pretty Little Liars!
Unfortunately, basically every time Ravenswood has a charity event, terrible things happen!!!
For instance, last time when Amanda Schull guest starred and helped at a charity marathon, her character almost died a horrible fiery death!!
We hope that Rumer’s character fares a little better; we’d love to see her as a returning cast member!!
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Demi Moore's fresh new, "complicated" boyfriend pierced his penis with a pearl!!!
This isn't one of those bizarre factoids we sugarcoated or spun — a mollusk-forged mineral is literally attached to this guy's d*ck.
Will Hanigan is a 30-year-old adonis with chiseled abs and a license to teach yoga. We know Demi prefers young, fetching hard-bodies, so none of that is a surprise.
The pearl peen, however… That's an unexpected development!
Ah, the crazy things kids do for attention these days!
The Striptease star's ex-husband Bruce Willis was born when Eisenhower was president. He's a traditional man.
We're sure the only thing that ever cut through John McClane's boner was

Looooookin’ goooood!!
Demi Moore has got one hell of a trainer bod!! The actress and mother of three spent some time with friends in the warm Malibu sun at her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton’s home!
Wearing a tiny bikini top and black pants, Demi showed off her flat stomach. All those yoga classes must be keeping her in AH-mazing shape!
It was reported last week that Harry and Demi were no longer an item. Are they really just friends or is something stirring once again?!
Ch-ch-check out closer shots (below)!!
Our only hope is that we look THIS good in a few years!
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Ooh, poor Demi Moore just can't get it right!
While things seemed to be going damn well with Harry Morton, that apparently ended but all hope was not lost.
She quickly appeared to be rebounding with commercial diver Will Hanigan.
But a rebound might be all that it was as it NOW sounds like their love is lost at sea…
…or at least tangled up in some major seaweed!
After revealing he was "close" with Demi, Will has now admitted:

Seems like Ashton Kutcher has something up his sleeve!!
This super seksi Two And A Half Men star was literally JUST in London, hanging out with lover Mila Kunis and meeting her parents.
Very soon afterwards, he was back in El Lay grabbing food at Shilohs!! We wonder if he had time to nap in between!!
He was eating with Yehuda Berg, the head of the Kabbalah Center.
Inneresting!! Perhaps he’s planning a Kabbalah wedding like the one he had with Demi Moore for Mila?!?!?
ZOMG!! What if, right?!??
We can only hope, LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check it out! (below)
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Yoga man has a chance! Demi Moore is back on the market!
Yep! The actress, who has been with restaurateur Harry Morton for the better party of a year, is officially single.
A friend close to both Demi and Harry revealed:

Nothing worse than a woman scorned!
Ashton Kutcher is learning that shizz the hard way as his divorce with Demi Moore drags on…and on and on.
Even though she's worth more, Demi still wants a chunk of change from her former man. We're guessing this might have a leeettle something to do with the whole cheating scandal that ended their marriage.
Demi better hope Ashton decides to fork over the dough to end this dramz because she doesn't have a strong court case.
She already has more money than him, but the other finances she's seeking are from