It viciously read:
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Na na na na na na na na, Bird-man!
Birdman? Wait, WHAT??
Michael Keaton, a.k.a. the dude who spent the '90s playing Batman in two AH-Mazing Tim Burton movies, stars as a washed-up actor who was once an iconic superhero in Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)!
Ha! We see what writer/director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu did there!
Ch-ch-check out the outrageous and totally self-reflexive teaser trailer for yourself (above)!
Whoa! Keaton strips down to his tighty-whiteys, dodges fireballs, AND beats the crap out of Ed Norton?!!? This looks in-SANE!
Those sly dogs!
And now are minds are blown AGAIN because we just found out he and
fiancée wife Shauna Robertson were secretly married before their child was even born!!
We know the American History X actor and his lovely lady like to keep their private lives, well, private, but he could have at least linked us to their gift registry, LOLz!!
In all seriousness, we're incredibly happy for you two! We just know your marriage will last a lifetime!!!
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We wish every actor aged as marvelously as Jared Leto!
It seems like just yesterday the 40 year-old film and TV star was sucking face with Claire Danes on the ABC teen drama My So-Called Life!
Maybe the nutritiously delicious grub we caught him leaving Whole Foods with in Manhattan yesterday keeps him so minty-fresh, LOLz!!
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We've accepted the fact that Edward Norton will never have the buff bod he had in American History X, but we still think he looks good!
The actor carried himself with class while promoting The Bourne Legacy in Brazil on Tuesday.
At 42-years-old, he isn't trying to act anything but his age. With just jeans and a sport coat covering a blue button-down, he kept his wardrobe simple and effective.
This guy doesn't need to impress us on the red carpet with any kind of lavish style because he impresses us where it really matters — the screen!
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Much like Jason Bourne though, he doesn't like it when his superiors try to kill him either.
The newest trailer for The Bourne Legacy is here (above) and it looks intense, to say the least. It gives us a little more insight into
Congratulations, Mr. Anderson!!
Moonrise Kingdom just broke box office records for
steamiest man-on-man love scene highest earning arthouse film!!
After a torrent of positive reviews at the Cannes premiere, the quirky drama is a huge hit at its El Lay and NYC openings!
Moonrise is averaging $127k per theater right now, which pretty well shatters the 2005 record set by Brokeback Mountain.
We expect more success for Moonrise Kingdom when it opens in more cities this weekend!
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So many cameos!
So how did he get ALL these stars jam packed inside this trailer?!
Featured in a behind-the-scenes video of the EPIC trailer, the stars explain their motivations for hopping onto the project.
Their reasons are HIGHlarious!
George Clooney believed that it is rare when an actor gets to honor his or herself. He then blasted off the billions of awards shows in existence.
Don Cheadle demanded his Black Swan spotlight and Gabourey Sidibe felt that Hilter needed to be protrayed by a woman of color.
Even Scorsese gets in on the action!
Check out the behind the scenes funniness in the video above!
We're still upset there wasn't a Hamm-er sighting!