
Not now, of course — he's too busy out there bro-ing it up and filming a reality show (and training for the Olympics) to settle down at the moment. But someday! Kids!
LOLz!
Ryan Lochte has revealed in an unusual way that he'd like to be a daddy down the road, in response to

If you've been wondering what Daniel Day-Lewis has been doing with his time off since living the life of Abraham Lincoln, well, you might be a bit surprised!
He's NOT vacationing somewhere tropical, he's NOT playing rounds of golf every day!
He's joining road races — specifically, the 2013 Mille Miglia road race — with a slick-ass vintage car! LOLz!
Daniel's got a a 1953 Jaguar XK 120 that he plans on driving from Brescia to Rome and back in three days! That's around 1000 miles!
We hope he's got the skill and courage to pull it off… then again, it's not like it's actually 1953. There are gas stations and auto-shops like every half mile now! Ha!
Still, we hope it's an amazing experience for him!
[Image via Theo/WENN.]

Tony Hawk is a well spoken, kind, and philanthropic dude — so we're wondering if he's always been like that, or if this pic (above) from 1986 shows a DIFFERENT Tony Hawk that we all know!
Tony posted the picture with this caption:
"Livin' large in '86"
We're willing to bet that he had some of those usual teenage annoyances, but we're sure he was a well-rounded kid back then too!
We mean, just look at that pic! Anyone with hair that blonde has to be a sweetheart! LOLz!
Keep sharin' pics like these, Tony! You've come a loooooong way!
[Image via Instagram.]

We're not quite sure what's going on at the Lakers vs. Rockets game here, but it looks IN-TENSE!
The Bing Bang Theory's Johnny Galecki and Kelli Garner were spotted courtside (of course!) at the game, filled with energy!
Seriously, it looks like they both had four or five cups of coffee! Is she– yep, she's putting her butt in his face now (below)!
LOLz!
Looks like fun times! Hope you guys had a blast!
We're looking forward to getting our giant foam finger in the mail! Ha!

Dolph Ziggler has one of the funniest names in WWE history (seriously, just say it a few times), and now he also has the heavyweight title!!
Alberto Del Rio was injured when he fought Jack Swagger, which means that Dolph had an even better chance of winning going up against a less than 100% Del Rio! The evolution of Ziggler from a midcard staple to a main event star seems to have come full circle!
Great work, Dolph!
Sorry about being #2, Del Rio! LOLz!
[Image via AP Images.]
Scope has done the unthinkable. Behold:
BACON MOUTHWASH!
This is insane! Why would you ever want minty-fresh breath when you could have breath that smells like bacon? That's right, you WOULDN'T want that wack-ass minty breath!
We're totally serious that this exists, too. The video (above) is proof, bacon-bra and all!
Why isn't everything flavored like bacon??
Mysteries of the universe! LOLz!

LOLz!!
We're kidding, because of course Hulk Hogan doesn't have to pay for two seats — he does it because he wants to!!
Ha! We're joking again! We bet he just sits in first class where there's plenty of room and champagne to get both him and his biceps to their destination!
Our only real question is: when he presents his muscles' ticket, do they have photo ID? Or does he just flex??
We hope they had a safe flight!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]