Aww! Aren't these two the CUTEST?
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Holy f*cking sh*t this is f*cking funny!
Okay, so we just channeled a little bit of the record breaking F-bomb laden The Wolf of Wall Street, but that doesn't make the above statement any less true!
The fine folk over at ScreenJunkies have done it again, and have given us the Honest Trailer for Scorsese's latest that thankfully has a running time shorter than three hours!
SRSLY though! This will make anyone who has seen the film LOL for days!
Although we did go "aw"
a little bit for days when they referred to Leonardo DiCaprio as Leonardo NoOscaro!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!
Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!
Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of
an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!
Eventually Dilbo and his best bro
Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!
Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and
Robert Pattinson Has TWO New Ladies?! See Him All Up On Julianne Moore AND Mia Wasikowska In The NSFW Maps To The Stars Trailer!
Robert Pattinson is really moving on from his Edward Cullen image!
Instead of one woman for all of eternity, he can't even stick to one woman for a whole movie!
And we've got the sexy footage to prove it!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the NSFW first trailer for Maps To The Stars!
The music video for It's On Again just hit the web, and we hope it gets stuck forever!
Alicia Keys and Kendrick Lamar are both fantastic in this song that will be in the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man sequel, and this video has some pretty great (albeit all too brief) snippets from the film, plus Manhattan is turned into a nightclub-esque light show, so there's that visual feast for you to take in!
So get excited for the return of Spidey and ch-ch-check out the music video (above)!!!
They look both naughty AND nice, all at once!!
But up close, their lightweight white blouses told a different story.
Both ladies' shirts were almost entirely sheer; observers can easily spot the bright white layer Cameron decided to wear under her top, while it was obvious to see that Leslie took the rebellious route and opted for a pitch black bra.
They had to have known, right?? What a tease!!
Oh, and we're loving Cameron's Melinda Maria jewels as well as Leslie's spotted Bionda Castana shoes, too!!
[Image via WENN.]
Universal Finally Chose Fitting Paul Walker Fill-Ins For Fast & Furious 7! Find Out Who Else Will Play Brian O'Connor HERE!
Paul Walker's horribly tragic death in November sent several shockwaves through Hollywood.
First and foremost, his friends, family, fans, & colleagues heartbroken by the loss of a kind and talented individual.
Secondly, though, were the sobering logistical concerns. Universal Studios had to decide whether to continue the Fast movies continue without him! And, if so, how would they do it? His bright smile is the face of the franchise!
Well, the studio finally announced its plan and you'll never believe what it entails!!!!
Universal actually plans to fill Paul's shoes with
Giving the boobs a break from the spotlight!
Kate Upton put the focus on her beautiful long legs during a photocall for The Other Woman in Sydney, Australia today.
Just because she's famous for her chest doesn't mean she doesn't have other assets to flaunt!
The model slash actress looked sexy and classic in a pair of black shorts worn with a white blouse and J Brand blazer. A voluminous updo and Louboutin pumps completed the ensemble.
Simple but flawless!
[Image via LJPhotoCorp/WENN.]