We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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Now this is how you wow on a red carpet!
Wearing a glamorous Schiaparelli velvet gown with a plunging neckline nearly down to her belly button, the Iron Man starlet had it all going on!
Her gorg, almost vampy-like number even featured crystal embellishments and a sexy, low back.
It's one of her best looks yet!
And Kate held her own in a stunning floral Giles Deacon gown, which clung to her every curve!
Jennifer Meyer jewelry, nude Brian Atwood platform sandals, and her purposefully tousled updo completed the flawless look.
For real, it's impossible to choose a fave between these two! Good luck trying!
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Step aside, serfs — the queen has arrived!
Cate Blanchett was probably royalty in another lifetime because her poise is just beyond regal!
Her McQueen outfit featured a sheer striped top and tiered ruffle skirt that the 46-year-old wore with great aplomb, especially thanks to that leather jacket draped over her shoulders.
Doesn't she look too fierce to be messed with???
But of course the Giles dress wiped the floor with every other ensemble that night, with its epic proportions and unprecedented 17th century salon scene print!
Are you as gobsmacked as we?!
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We definitely weren't expecting this! Then again Solange Knowles has never been the type to shy away from something ostentatious!
It went all the way up to her chin! Can she even walk or sit or EAT in that thing?! How will she move her arms???
One thing's for sure, it'll be much harder to throw down in an elevator in this number! LOLz!
The singer accessorized with Cartier jewels, but we doubt anybody will notice them!
Are you loving Solo's out-there style or not???
Check out her Instagram post for an alternate view (below)!
And she looked darker than ever!
Kendall sported black lipstick to complement her silky long-sleeved top, patent mini skirt, and chic pumps.
Hope no one was reaching for the sky last night…
…because the sky was all over Kerry Washington's dress!!
How, um, out of the blue! Ha!
Unfortunately, not even the actress' Roger Vivier shoes or mismatched golden clutch provided the silver lining this dress needed to work.
This trio is unstoppable!
And to contrast their black and white cover pages, they all packed plenty of color with their eye-catching ensems.
Claire showed up in Pantone’s color of the year with her orchid Oscar de la Renta frock, while highlighting her stems in nude sandals. She was also rocking a fabulous glow!
Then on the other hand, there was Idina who chose to go a bit darker than her co-cover stars in a tight, teal Zac Posen number and Jerome Rousseau pumps. Ow, ow! But she still sparkling bright with the help of plenty Jacob & Co. diamonds!
With such striking ensems, how does one even begin to choose a favorite???
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Well, this is different!
Leslie Mann quite clearly took a risk with her branch patterned dress at the London premiere of The Other Woman on Wednesday.
The risk totally paid off though! It flatters her amazing figure, plus we love the updo and the EF Collection ring that went with it!
Sadly, we feel her Roger Vivier pumps may have been the wrong choice, but other than that, not a bad effort!!
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