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Goat Simulator Looks Like The Best Game In The History Of Video Games! You HAVE To Watch This Weird & Hilarious Trailer!

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Goat simulator is a joke of a game, full of bugs and glitches and it's so amazing!

When it comes to modern day video games, none can compare to goat simulator!

You get to play as a goat (we're not kidding) and you can run around and destroy things.

That's not all, though — you can also lick things and then use your insanely long tongue to

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Goats Have A BLAST Playing On Super Dangerous Flexible Piece Of Steel!

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Super cute goats have an absolute blast while playing on a flexible piece of steel!

Goats are super cute. There we said it.

We know it's an unpopular opinion but… wait what? Oh, everyone loves goats??

Well that makes almost too much sense!! LOLz!

Of course everyone loves cute lil goats! Especially when those goats are entertaining themselves!

No, they're not running around, jumping off each other like little cuties…

They're playing on a super dangerous, flexible band of steel!

Goats have a ridiculous sense of balance! Jeez!!

Check out the video (below) and prepare to absorb a high dose of concentrated cuteness!

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Jose Canseco Got Pulled Over With Diaper-Wearing Goats In The Back, SERIOUSLY

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Jose Canseco is a legend for a whole slew of reasons, mainly baseball-related.

He's now going down in the annuls of history for a very different reason: he was pulled over by cops while transporting goats, goats that were wearing diapers.

And then he tweeted a picture of it (above).

And we don't know what to do with our lives anymore.

We understand it was necessary so the goats wouldn't pinch goat-loaves all over the car, but why is he using a car to transport them?? It can't be safe for either Jose OR his goats!

He tweeted this along with the photo:

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E. Coli Outbreak Linked To Petting Zoo!

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A petting zoo in Minnesota has been linked to an E. Coli outbreak!

Health officials in Minnesota are investigating an E. Coli outbreak linked to a pumpkin farm's petting zoo.

We had no idea petting zoos held any danger worse than maybe getting nipped by a goat!

According to the state's Department of Health three kids between the ages of 1 and 7 have gotten the particularly dangerous O157:H7 strain of the infection.

The chairman of prevention at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville said:

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Shepherd Dogs Help Save Goats And Cheetahs At The Same Time!

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In Gobabis, Namibia in Africa there is a delicate balance of nature.

Livestock, like goats, are integral to the economy and society.

But there's always the constant threat of attack because Namibia is home to the world's largest population of wild cheetahs!!

So how do you keep your livestock safe??

Kangal dogs!!

These cutie pooches protect their goat buddies against cheetahs but don't kill them.

They just scare most predators away!

So ever since the dogs were introduced into Namibia 19-years ago, the area has seen the largest population of wild cheetahs in 30 years at 4,000!!

That's incredible! The dogs protect the flock, so there's no longer a reason for farmers to have to kill cheetahs!!

Check out the video (above) to see a cutie guard dog in action!

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