Headline Of The Week Weak

"Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself"
Ouch!!!!! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

"Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself"
Ouch!!!!! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

"Bride Still in Wedding Gown Saves Family From House Fire"
You go, girl! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

"Man Suspects Burglars Were Tipped Off by Out-of-Town Tweets"
Damn! Be careful, y'all. CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via Switched.]
[Image via Switched.]

"Chilean police find suitcases made of cocaine"
What a way to travel! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

"Egyptian Man Cuts Off Penis for Love"
Ouch! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

"Air France jet vanishes off Brazilian coast"
Scary! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

"Four states adopt 'no-smiles' policy for driver's licenses"
Now they don't even want us to smile! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

"Man in ape costume tries to steal banana displays"
Dumb dumb! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via WENN.]
[Image via WENN.]
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