You know it's serious when you meet the family!

According to a new report, Sir Paul McCartney introduced his super rich American girlfriend, Nancy Shevell, to his kids this past week.

It was reportedly "smiles all round".

An insider says:

“It was very relaxed and everyone had a great time. After the Mucca debacle, Paul doesn’t want to bring anyone to meet the family unless he is certain. Stella and Nancy got on like a house on fire, unlike when she met Heather.”

Looks like there could be something to those wedding rumors, don't ya think?

Heather "Mucca" Mills is probably at home sticking pins in a Nancy voodoo doll!

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Heather "Mucca" Mills is going to lose her shiz if this is true!

A British tabloid reports that former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney is thinking about marrying New York rich lady Nancy Shevell.

Yay!

No more gold diggers for Macca!

Macca and Shevell are reportedly in the middle of a romantical road trip on U.S. Route 66.

An unnamed source said Macca told his daughter, Stella, that he is considering proposing to Shevell and that she gave her blessing.

Can't argue with Stella's calls!

She was supposedly anti-Mucca from the get-go and we all know how well that worked out for her dear old pops!

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The truth always comes out!

A new report claims that Heather Mills is panicking over what her ex-publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, will reveal next.

Last week, Michele E. told the world that Mucca was probably lying about the existence of tapes that supported her claims that Paul McCartney was abusive during their marriage.

A source says the gold digger supremo is terrified that even juicier truths will be exposed:

"Michele knows where all the bodies are buried—not literally, of course—but what she knows is bad enough to bring Heather down in flames. Heather is going frantic over whether she'll talk or not."

Please, please, Michele Elyzabeth…tell us everything you know!

We're sure someone will pay you to do so!

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Is there any good in Heather Mills????

Her former publicist, has Michele Elyzabeth just revealed that Mucca, no surprise, is a big fat liar.

We mentioned earlier in the week that Michele resigned as Mills' rep cuz the gold digger supremo is an insane bitch.

So, Michele said the videotaped footage Mucca threatened to show in divorce court of an abusive Paul McCartney never existed:

"I really don't believe she did (have the video). I was close enough and I heard a couple of conversations. Now that I know what I know, I don't really think that Paul really went after her for anything. She had basically nothing — she had tapes of her being in the studio with him, her being on the road with him, private moments. She told me a bunch of stuff … (but) I don't see him being a violent person."

We feel bad for Mucca's kid.

Can you imagine having a gold digging, liar mommy?

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Heather Mills' publicist is pissed.

And she's quit!

Michele Elyzabeth claims that Mucca still owes her money and she could no longer stand the way the nasty Brit treated her.

The rep tells TV's Extra:

"After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me "stupid". I reminded her that she was not "God" and she answered, "I will never ever talk to you again". I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her."

If only Heather had a blog, then she could give us a piece of her mind herself.

Poor Mills. She's probably just "misunderstood".

Ha ha ha!!!!!!

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Joan Rivers let the cat out of the bag!

She revealed to the Canadian press that she's been cast in season two of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice.

An NBC mouthpiece immediately spoke out and said, "We can't confirm any casting until an official announcement closer to the airdate."

Forget the Donald! If early reports turn out to be true, Celebrity Apprentice will be ALL about the crazy ladies…Star Jones, Heather Mills and now Joan Rivers?!?

We'd put our money on Mucca — she can whip off that leg to beat down any bitch getting in her way!

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The latest 'Celebrity' Apprentice casting news could've been slightly worse.

The British media reports that Heather Mills is desperate (what's new?) to be a part of the upcoming Donald Trump production.

The Donald is quoted as saying, "Everyone wants to be on Celebrity Apprentice. One is Heather Mills. We have tremendous people."

As we've previously mentioned, there's a rumor that Star Jones will be part of the new cast.

We'd love to see Star throw down with Mucca! You know that would be some good shiz!

Who would win that fight????

We say Heather - cuz she could beat Star with her fake leg!

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Heather Mills has gotten herself a super hot new boyfriend!

Click here to check out pics of him.

Unfortunately for Mucca, this dude's not a multi-millionaire!

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She's getting crafty!

Muccca needs money, and she needs it now. Badly.

New reports reveal that Heather Mills is releasing a book, titled Get Healthy With Heather– a 64-page book offering health tips on how to combat stress.

Hilarious!

Mucca is the source of stress for many.

The first point in her book should be: "To remain stress-free, stay away from people like my sorry ass."

She also promotes veganism and asserts some other no-brainer obvious shiz, like seasons play a big part in affecting mood.

Um, duh — winter makes you gloomy cause the weather's shit?

Thanks, but no thanks, HoHeather.

We can't wait to see piles of your book in the clearance section of bookstores.

We think the only thing you're qualified to dole out advice on is gold digging!

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