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This Is The Story Of A Man Who Cut Off His Penis After His Girlfriend Called It Small

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Something SERIOUSLY wrong here.

A 22-year-old Macedonian man was rushed to the hospital after he castrated his own penis. He had a reason, though. Not like, a good one, but he had one.

Oliver Ilic apparently got into an argument with his girlfriend where they broke up because she was unhappy with their sex life — and told him he had a small penis.

Well, he then went home and decided to

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Chili's Cook Is Fired For Posting Shirtless 'Sexy' Pics In The Kitchen & Lying On The Food Prep Table!

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Grrooosssssss!

It doesn't matter how sexy of a cook you are, this is beyond unprofessional!

Aspiring Tampa rapper Justin Speekz was working at Chili's when he decided to snap a shirtless pic of himself and share it on Facebook with the caption, "Sexy Cooks Of Chili's."

There's just one problem (among many, actually)…

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Backpacker Returned Home With A 3-Inch Leech Living In Her Nose… For A Month!

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This sounds horrific!!!

Backpacker Daniela Liverani was vacationing in Vietnam, but she brought home an unexpected — and super gross — souvenir! A 3-inch leech living in her nose!

The Edinburgh bartender thought it was a busted blood vessel from when she fell off her motorcycle, but it was so much worse than that! She explained:

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War Machine Believes He Shouldn't Have Been Charged After He Viciously Assaulted His Ex Girlfriend! Believes If He Were In Texas He Could've Shot Her!!

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This is utter insanity!

MMA fighter War Machine is currently in jail as he faces 32 charges for viciously assaulting his ex girlfriend Christy Mack and her friend Corey Thomas including two counts of attempted murder.

But the once professional fighter doesn't seem to be expressing any remorse for his actions while he's in jail.

A letter he sent out was obtained that revealed Mr. Machine does NOT believe he should've been charged at all for his actions, and that ultimately his ex got off easy with what she got.

And what she got was just awful!!!

[ Related: MMA Fighter War Machine's Porn Star Ex-Girlfriend Christy Mack Posts Pics Of Her Brutal Beating, While He Tweets About Wanting To Marry Her! ]

Not only does Mr. Machine believe Christy Mack is ruining his image to protect her own "image," he also feels that the attack happened in Texas he wouldn't have been in the trouble that he's in these days!

In fact - he thinks he could've shot her and her friend in Texas and gotten away with it due to that "passion crime sh*t"

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ESPN Suspends Writer Bill Simmons For 3 Weeks After He SLAMS NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell In Profanity-Filled Rant Over The Ray Rice Scandal!

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ESPN came down hard on Bill Simmons, who came down even harder on Roger Goodell!

It looks like athletes aren't the only ones getting suspended these days! Now the sports writers are, too!

Just last week, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell finally held a press conference to talk about some of the turmoil surrounding the league, especially the Ray Rice domestic violence scandal.

[ Related: Ray Rice Suspended From NFL Indefinitely ]

However, not everyone was happy with his generic answers and question dodging, and one of those people was ESPN writer Bill Simmons, who did not hide his feelings about the controversial commish!

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UPDATE! Arizona Cardinals Running Back Jonathan Dwyer Suspected Of Allegedly Assaulting His Wife On TWO Separate Occasions

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We reported earlier how Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer had been arrested for domestic violence.

it had been initially reported that he had been charged with aggravated assault, and preventing someone from calling 911.

But it looks like this story somehow is even worse than we first thought.

Now, it's come out that he's suspected of assaulting his wife on not one, but two different occasions.

On top of that, he's been accused off allegedly breaking some bones.

According to law enforcement, the football player allegedly beat his wife in their Phoenix home on July 21st AND July 22nd. Just awful.

In addition, cops say that his wife and their 18-month old child, both listed as victims by authorities, left the state after these two altercations.

This is atrocious. An 18-month old should never be a victim of ANYTHING.

After an investigation, Jonathan is now being charged with 1 count of aggravate assault causing a fracture, 1 count aggravated assault involving a minor, 2 counts of criminal damage, 1 count of preventing the use of a phone in an emergency, and assault.

This is just horrible.
[Image via AP Images.]

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Teen Admits To Rubbing His Testicles On A Customer's Pizza!! And The Reason Why Will ENRAGE You!

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This is awful!

And makes us kind of never want to eat pizza again!!!

A pizzeria called Georgetown's Papa Murphy's Pizza in Texas may have a shortage of customers once this story gets passed around the neighborhood!

Apparently a teenage employee at the pizza shop admitted to rubbing his, *ahem*, testicles all over a customer's pizza, but his reasons for such an atrocious act are seriously confounding!

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