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Jose Canseco is in a bit of trouble right now, but if we're to believe his hard-to-read tweets, he's pretty sure he'll be exonerated from the rape accusations and sexual assault charges brought on him by a woman in Las Vegas.

While we're not 100% convinced, we'd like to assume that Jose wouldn't be dumb enough to tweet all of this stuff at his accuser during an OPEN INVESTIGATION if he wasn't telling the truth.

Here are some of the more recent things he's been saying on the social media network:

Well, you can pretty much count out any running for political office now!

Jose Canseco is currently under investigation for sexual assault! The report was filed in Las Vegas, and Jose says it's a bunch of bullshizz!

Of course he's gonna say that, though — would anyone who sexually assaulted some other person be all about saying they did it??

The report says the incident went down on May 10, so Jose decided to plead his case in the best arena he could… Twitter:

Sergio Garcia has some SERIOUS explaining to do!!

The spanish golfer has been taking a TON of heat lately after he joked that he would serve fried chicken for Tiger Woods if he had him over for dinner!

Well Sergio tried to clear the air and issued an apology saying:

Hold on to your lunches, boys and girls, because these gnarly images will make you gag!

Jesse James was working hard at his motorcycle shop Tuesday when he accidentally sliced off a huge chunk of the pinky finger!!!

Ugh! We wish we were kidding!

The TV personality uploaded the violent and bloody pics himself to Instagram, captioning one of the more ghastly with:

"Doesn't look like this little dude's gonna make it, Nice know'n you little buddy."

GULP! This is gross indeed!!

If you're squeamish, look at this cute kitten instead!

Still want a peak? OK, but don't say you weren't warned!!

See Jesse James' cut-in-half pinky…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

We were pretty worried about Rutgers and their idea of proper hiring over there in their sports department, and now it's looking like their Lacrosse coach (Brian Brecht) has been reinstated after an inquiry into his coaching style!

The inquiry was launched because there were MORE allegations of verbal abuse! If you remember, they just got done firing Mike Rice for just that — being an awful and mean human being to his players!

So if they reinstated him, the allegations were false, right??

We've all heard of party fouls before, but party BUS fouls?? That's a new one!

NFL running back LeSean McCoy is currently being sued by a woman who claims he and his entourage got physical and left her on the side of the road after a road trip went sour!

The victim, who is going by the alias Mary Roe, says the Philadelphia Eagle invited around 15 girls to join his crew on a joy ride to New York, but things quickly turned ugly when he and his buddies started spraying them with water!

Just when it looks like the world of sports is taking a step forward in accepting homosexuality, it takes two GIANT steps back!

Jay Briscoe is a pro wrestler for the Ring of Honor, and his profile describes his am "controversial" and "outspoken," and based on some homophobic tweets he sent out we'd have to say they nailed it.

When Delaware recently passed a bill for marriage equality, the wrestler took to Twitter to share his thoughts, saying:

"The Delaware Senate passed a bill yesterday that allows same sex couples to get married. If that makes you happy, then congratulations!!!!!"

Nothing wrong here, right? Except he decided to follow-up that tweet with this: