Take that, Dick Clark Productions!!!
Those who had any doubt Mariah Carey could bounce right back from her disastrous New Year's Eve performance have severely underestimated the diva.
The Elusive Chanteuse gave her first live performance since she was "foiled" in Times Square, and let's just say the folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live showed no signs of wanting to sabotage her!
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On Wednesday, Mimi wore a curve-hugging red dress as she sang her new breakup anthem I Don't, which was inspired by her breakup with billionaire fiancé James Packer.
With a live band and rapper YG at her disposal, Mariah had no technical issues whatsoever as she belted out the words to her new jam. She even looked like she was having fun cracking a smile during YG's verse!
Things are looking up in 2017, y'all. Ch-ch-check out the flawless performance (below)!
Nothing gets us ready for Valentine's Day like some good old-fashioned baby momma drama!
Matt Damon went on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night to question the paternity of the talk show host's wife Molly McNearney's baby — and that's when they had to bring in Maury Povich (played by Martin Short) to sort the whole thing out!
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Without giving too much away, find out which celebrity fathered Molly's baby — it's not who you think! — in the HIGHlarious video (below)!!
Bring on the roses for Rachel Lindsay!
On Monday, ABC confirmed earlier reports that they had selected The Bachelor season 21 standout as the next star for The Bachelorette. YASSSSSS!
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Many of you may not realize Rachel is making TV history as the dating program's first black lead. Thankfully, Miz Lindsay stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! to talk a bit about her historic quest for love (below).
Matt Damon is becoming quite the master of disguise to sneak himself onto Jimmy Kimmel Live.
The late night host has barred the actor from appearing on his show due to their near decade long feud — but that hasn't stopped Damon from finding some creative ways to crash the set.
The Great Wall star successfully stormed the show again on Monday by posing as none other than Super Bowl Champion Tom Brady!
Video: Matt Crashes Emmys To Make Fun Of Kimmel For Losing!
Donning the number 12 uniform with a helmet covering his face, Damon was introduced by Kimmel as the New England Patriots player — and he couldn't have been prouder to make it on the show.
But Kimmel got suspicious after the athlete refused to remove his "lucky helmet," and, well… the ruse quickly came to an end.
At least now we know who stole Brady's jersey! Ha!
Ch-ch-check out the funny clip (below) to see Damon get busted!
Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
Earlier this week, Jimmy Kimmel thought it would be funny to tell people on the street that Donald Trump had nominated Rob Kardashian for the Supreme Court. And he was right!
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During the funny man's Lie Witness News segment, several people (we repeat several people) believed the reality TV star was taking one of the country's highest positions. Some souls are really just clueless, aren't they?
And it seems Kim Kardashian West's brother was equally shocked at the number of people who thought he was becoming a SCOTUS judge, as he shared TWO clips from the segment on Instagram and wrote:
Be sure to ch-ch-check out the crazzzzzzy footage for yourself (below)!