Hard pAArtying addict Kerry Katona has fled the UK!

Only "to clear her head," of course.

Police dropped by Katona's home on Tuesday to follow up on "a complaint about Kerry taking part in alleged illicit activities" - AKA the video posted all over the Internets this weekend of Katona snorting a load of cocaine up her nose while two of her daughters, Molly and Lilly Sue, were allegedly at home with her.

Instead, Katona is currently soaking up the sun and dodging her troubles in Tenerife, an isle in the Canaries, while her kids are at home with Gemma, Katona's nanny, who had to handle the drop-in from the police Tuesday.

"The officers came to the door and asked to speak to Kerry," an insider revealed. "Gemma was startled and explained that Kerry wasn't there."

The cops "seemed happy with the explanation" and let Gemma know they would be returning once Katona decides to head back home.

Katona could possibly face 7 years in prison if convicted of possession of cocaine, and her ex-husband Brian McFadden is actively pursuing for Kerry's custody rights to be stripped.

"Kerry's beside herself. She fears losing her kids, her livelihood and now her liberty," the source continued.

The longer Kerry waits, the worse the situation will get!!

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The bitch snorts heavy amounts of coke on camera! She should not have claim over her kids!

Brian McFadden agrees and has already called his lawyers to get custody of his two daughters away from Kerry Katona.

A source suggests:

"He is talking to his fiancée Delta Goodrem and is also consulting his lawyers to see what arrangement they can come to about his kids… he no longer wants them to stay with Kerry. He no longer feels that they are safe with her."

We hope he gets them! Clearly, this woman suffers from the inability to make good decisions.

So now she'll have no kids and no career. There's a PSA in the making!

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We're not surprised!

Former British pop star turned reality TV mess Kerry Katona will no longer be the face of supermarket chain Iceland as her contract was just terminated, in light of the footage that surfaced of her snorting cocaine over the weekend.

The reality star was inhaling the substance through a rolled up £20 while her three kids were in the house!

And down went her revived wholesome image!

The supermarket chain released the following statement regarding the four year endorsement deal with the druggie star:

"For most of that time, she has been a successful part of our advertising campaigns, but has also been through some tough times in her personal life. We have always stood by her, as an example of a normal person and mum who has experienced some of the modern-day culture of fame, and how difficult it can be to deal with. However, following the most recent allegations, we feel it is impossible for Kerry to continue to work with us as one of the faces of Iceland advertising. In recognition of the relationship we have developed, we will continue to try and help Kerry to ensure she get the most appropriate support, should she require our assistance."

The contract was paying her £250,000.

That could buy a lot of snow days!

Seriously, get some help for the childrenz!

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Kerry Katona's drug problem has come back to haunt the UK reality star!!!

The News of the World has obtained hidden camera footage of the mom of four snorting a line of coke in her own bathroom!! While her kids were home!!!!!

Katona, who has been teetering on the brink of rock bottom for months now, is seen cutting a big, fat line of coke with a £20 note on a metal tray in the video, which she then snorts up her nose with the same bill.

"Kerry IS an addict. She went in there, hoovered a line up her nose in a second and that was that," a source close to Kerry shared with the UK publication.

Friends say the Wednesday night cocaine binge was the end result of a four-day drinking bender in which Kerry, starting last Saturday, spent her days and nights guzzling wine, beer and vodka with friends, with her husband, alone - anywhere she could get her hands on the stuff.

The hard-pAArtying act is not cute anymore, Kerry!

This woman needs help in a major way - ASAP.

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Instead of taking the steps to a healthier lifestyle, Kerry Katona wants to suck it out!

The fat, that is.

Katona thinks if she sheds the extra poundage, her douchey hubby Mark Croft will stop calling her "lard-ass" and fall head over heels for Kerry.

"We're all really worried for her," friends close to Katona say. "She's got it into her head hoovering out the blubber is the only quick fix answer because it took her from a bloated [196 lb-size 14] to a [size 0] last year."

Her pals have no faith in her ability to lose and keep off the weight, judging by her rapid weight gain after the lipo.

They continue: "But look what happened then. She's been comfort eating like a horse and virtually piled it all back on again."

Hey, a quick fix is a quick fix!

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Professional UK train wreck Kerry Katona has been given the boot by MTV!

Although the hard-pAArtier's first show, Crazy In Love, drew a massive audience to the network (500,000 viewers), Katona's latest venture into reality programming, What's The Problem? only managed to grab 19,000 viewers weekly!

Why the sudden disinterest???

Says a source close to the show: ""Viewers are finally fed up of Kerry's antics. She had a good run, but there's only so many 'car crash' TV scenes you can be bothered to watch."

What's The Problem? showcased Kerry's struggle with her bipolar disorder as well as her highly publicized breakup with Mark Croft.

"People already knew half the stuff in the show as it had been in the papers. So when you were watching her split from Mark you knew they were going to get back together," explains the insider.

That's what being a fame whore will getcha!

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British nutjob Kerry Katona was spotted this weekend leaving her home in Cheshire, England. And she was looking HUGE!

The reality TV whore made headlines early this year when she showed off her slim new figure.

That didn't last very long!

So, could Katona be pregnant? She already has four kids. Two are from her past relationship, with singer Brian McFadden. The other two are with her douchebag of a husband, Mark Croft.

Could this be baby number five? Or has she just let herself go?

Doing cocaine while being pregnant is never a good combination. Let's hope she's just gained a lot of weight.

What do U think?

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Kerry Katona has snorted her way into insanity!

A psychiatric nurse was called to the former pop singer's aid after an absolute meltdown between Katona and good-for-nothing husband Mark Croft!

The two had a major blowout after Croft's aunt's funeral, when Katona completely lost her marbles. Says a source, "Mark wanted to pay his respects but had to leave early as Kerry was all over the place, ranting and rambling. They had a huge row when they got home and Kerry was so hysterical they had to call out a psychiatric nurse to calm her down."

Katona spent the rest of her night "calming down" (sniff sniff) at a nearby hotel.

The bipolar and booger sugar-addicted Katona has been on the fast track to destruction ever since Kerry accused her husband of stealing millions from her. Although Katona eventually looked the other way when it came to the $$$$$$, her neuroses have driven her to believe that Croft is cheating on her with his ex-girlfriend Louise Oortwyn, who is also the mother of his 7-year-old daughter!

Katona spent all of Saturday night lurking outside Oortwyn's home in hopes of catching her husband in the act!!

"[Kerry] is totally paranoid about Mark going back to Louise. She hates the fact that she is the other woman he has loved and that she will always be in his life," explained a friend of Katona.

"Kerry can't buy Mark's affection any more because the money has run out and she is beside herself at the thought of him leaving again."

Katona can no longer afford rehab due to the millions "missing" from her bank account, but friends of Croft say that the slimeball has assured them that "she is fine and just needed a bit of time on her own."

Addicts only need a "bit of time" on their own to get well???

We don't think so!

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Maybe it wasn't Kerry Katona's husband Mark Croft who drained her finances…maybe she snorted them up?

The former pop singer has reportedly confessed to friends that since her latest big fight with Croft, she's been bingeing on cocaine, a habit she's been secretly maintaining, saying, "Cocaine is the only way I can function. It’s the only way I can get this sorted."

Her habit has become so destructive that Kerry's supposedly burned a hole in her nose!!!!

One night she reportedly vacuumed up seven grams with her nostrils.

Her addiction was exacerbated by the death of her step father last June and then took a deadly turn for the worse after problems with Croft arose. According to friends, "All these tablets were all over the floor when she was caught—loads of anti-depressants all over the bathroom. Kerry said, 'The only reason that stopped me was that I might wake up. What if I’m not successful?' It’s a miracle she hasn’t overdosed yet. She mixes coke with alcohol which can cause a massive heart attack."

Come on Kerry! Pull it together.

You've got kids to take care of!

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