Archive for the 'Levi Johnston' Category

And you thought Democrats would be the most relieved when Sarah Palin pulled her name out of the presidential race!

(Oh yeah. If you've been taking a long nap, she announced yesterday she won't be wasting everyone's time.)

But nope! Levi Johnston seems to be the most elated. He's responded to the news, saying he can sleep better now!

Bristol Palin's baby-daddy said:

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Yeah, because that's what the gays like about you - your intellect. LOLz!

Levi Johnston is heavily into promoting his new book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs and last night, the PR train stopped at Dave and Buster's Times Square in New York City. There, he was part of "The Men Event," the largest Gay social and business networking company in NYC.

Remarkably, Levi was allowed to keep his shirt on all evening! Such restraint on the gays' part!

Check out the gallery below to see some pics of Levi at the vent! (above)

Bristol Palin must be SOOOO bummed to hear this! LOLz.

Way back in November, Bristol commented on Levi Johnston's potential run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, and she did NOT think he'd be the right man for the position.

Looks like she's not going to have to worry about it, because

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Looks like some people may actually be innerested in picking up THIS issue of Playboy for the articles!

Last month, we learned that Levi Johnston's sister Mercede Johnston would be posing for Playboy and that she'd be speaking out against Sarah & Bristol Palin in the accompanying article.

Now, the interview is done, and we've got some nasty excerpts from Ms. Johnston below!

Here's what Mercede had to say about Bristol:

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Playboy is going to be doing an article about the Palins in September, and what better way to accentuate it than with a 4 page spread of Levi Johnston's sister in the nude??

Insiders say the story will run next to a four-page nude pictorial of Mercede Johnston, the sister of Bristol Palin's estranged baby daddy, Levi. […] Playboy sources say that Mercede is outspoken in the article about Palin and Bristol, whom she routinely lashes out against in her blog.

Oh those Johnstons! Always getting themselves into the classiest of positions!

Also, according to sources it sounds like Mercede was paid less than $25,000 for the shoot, too.

Hope it was worth it!

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Oh man. This is almost as awkward as Kathy Griffin's "Astroglide" encounter with her!

Bristol Palin made an appearance on The View this morning to discuss her new book, blah blah blah, and as you can see for yourself, it appears that Miz Barbara Walters could not stop asking the reality starlet/teen mom about her sex life with Levi Johnston!

Check out the cringe-worthy interview (above)!

Gah! It's like your grandmother trying to give you the abstinence talk!

This almost makes us feel bad for Bristol!

But then again, she loves talking about getting sperminated, and she handles herself in this interview better than her mother has in any EVER, so at least she's got THAT going for her! Ha!

Last week, an excerpt from Bristol Palin's new memoir Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far revealed the intimate details of how Bristol became a teen mom. For the first time, she revealed how she infamously got involved with Levi Johnston one evening after drinking one too many wine coolers and woke up the next day with Levi and virginity gone.

The picture she paints left many to wonder if Bristol was suggesting that Levi took advantage of her against her will, coercing her into a situation she didn't really want to be in. However, this morning, Bristol sat down for an interview with Good Morning America to clarify her "stolen virginity" comments. She explains:

Oh boy.

Bristol Palin is leaving nothing to the imagination (well, maybe a little) in her upcoming memoir Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far.

Not only does she go into detail about the night she lost her virginity to Levi Johnston, but she also talks about Levi's constant cheating and overall d-baggery ways.

Bristol says that on the night little Tripp was conceived, she was drunk on wine coolers, didn't remember what happened, and when she woke up, Levi was gone.

And even though they used a condom, she still got pregnant. And what's worse was Levi's reaction. When she told him that she was knocked up, he told her, "Better be a f**king boy."

What a charmer!

Meanwhile, she also reveals that he constantly cheated on her and he would come home druuuunk and with hickeys all over his neck.

Ewww!

Bristol says the final straw was when Levi got another girl preggers and named the child Bentley, which was her first choice of names when naming Tripp.

Good riddance! Levi sounds like the biggest a-hole ever! And with all these scandalous details, Bristol is sure to make big buck$$$ when this book comes out!