
Well, that's one way to take a shower!
Roberto Cavalli was given a very personal - actually, TOO personal - hose down while vacationing on his boat in Sardinia with his much younger girlfriend Lina Nilson on Sunday.
And while we have the ability of shielding our eyes from our computer screens, Lina bravely went where most women don't want to go and washed her 72-year-old boyfriend's privates AND butt.
Oh yeah, soap up those cheeks! Make sure you really suds up in there!
Poor girl, you know that's love when she's willing to get that close to her wrinkly honey.
Even their dog was spotted slowly backing away…
Hmm, well, those designer perks must be REALLY great.
See the UNCENSORED pic of Roberto's soapy butt…AFTER THE JUMP!! (If you dare!)

Well this is a new one!
We’ve heard of “waiting ‘til marriage” in reference to sexual deeds, but “waiting ‘til engagement” in terms of talking about your love life?? Totes new!
Jessica Chastain never ceases to surprise and delight!
But she also has her reasons, and as far as we’re concerned they’re pretty darned good ones!
Jess recently divulged:

Katy Perry is a talkative lil' Tic-Tac these days!
Not only has she revealed the crazy way Russell Brand dumped HER in the latest issue of Vogue, she even revealed her current state of mind when it comes to John Mayer!
Despite her frequent sightings with friend Robert Pattinson, the outings with John are the ones filled with butterflies.
And though their official status of boyfriend/girlfriend has yet to be announced publicly, she makes no secret of her feelings in the interview, saying:
"I was madly in love with him. I still am madly in love with him. All I can say about that relationship is that he's got a beautiful mind. Beautiful mind, tortured soul. I do have to figure out why I am attracted to these broken birds."
Aww, we love that analogy!
This response came after Vogue questioned her about the speculation that she was only dating John to get back at Russell.
And she answered it like a champ!
Katy is clearly learning the ways of love in Hollywood — something John is very experienced at. Just take a listen to his latest song HERE to see how he handles the heartbreak of a Paper Doll!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]

We hear your purrs, KatyKats!
But we're sad to say the purring is about to become hissing once you sink your claws into THIS juicy piece of news.
In the July issue of Vogue, bubblegum beauty Katy Perry really, really opens up about her divorce with Russell Brand.
Blunt and to the point, she drops the first bombshell, revealing:
"He's a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him. Let's just say I haven't heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011."
WHAT THE FLYING F*CK!?!
Who divorces someone over text message?? That's worse than pulling a Jack Berger with a post-it note!! Ugh, we just wanna scream the boiling hot fury out of us right now!
And that's not even the last of it! Katy continues, saying:

Start spreading the news, New York, New York — Monchele has LANDED!!!
Cutie couple Lea Michele and Cory Monteith touched down at NYC’s JFK airport yesterday, grinning Gleefully and hand sandwiching like their our lives depend on it.
Which they DO!!! LOLz!
While we’re super pumped Lea's hard at work on her book, Brunette Ambition, we hope these two get to enjoy a little WE time in the Big Apple.
East Coast native Lea tweeted:
Maybe they'll work in a visit with Lea's fam, too. Football, anyone???
[Image via Andrew Rocke/Splash News.]

Look in the sky!
Well actually, look who's waiting to go in the sky!
Arrow Star Stephen Amell was spotted with his recently announced preggers wife Cassandra Jean waiting in line at LAX to get on a flight.
The couple looked VERY happy together.
We're guessing this had something to do with the fact that the baby wasn't born yet.
As we all know babies on a plane are no fun…but babies in a bump on a plane are A-okay!
Luckily we'll be able to watch the lady's bump grow and grow until that precious baby finally pops out.
Take care of that bump, U two, and safe travels!
[Image via Dean/National Photo Group.]

Eric Bana and Olivia Munn should totes get sent to the penalty box, because they are playing some serious tonsil hockey in these pics!
Are they Hollywood's hottest new couple! No, they just play one in their upcoming horror film Beware The Night!
Eric is a happily married man! Not even Olivia Munn and her revealing wardrobe could change that! But they do make one hot pair!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see the sexy smooching that only the former Hulk is strong enough to resist!
They're just acting super turned on!
[Image via Rodrigo & Luis Jr. Guerra/Ramey Pix.]