
If the 'B' in Mel B's name happens to actually stand for either "butt" or "boobs" then we stand by our statement that they look GREAT in a bikini! LOLz!
The former Spice Girl and husband Stephen Belafonte were spotted doing anything but watching movies at the Cannes Film Festival. Mel was wearing the hell out of a blue and white bikini, and they spent the afternoon eating, kissing, and Mel was even at one point sitting on top of her husband!
Seems like the comfiest place to sit!
Ha!
Lookin' good Mel! France looks good on you!
[Image via Splash News.]
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If only this outfit were glass and breakable.
Unfortunately for us, AND Mel B, it's not.
Yes, the former Spice Girl wore this Roberto Cavalli blue and white fine China-patterned bikini with matching cover-up and - oh god - matching SHOES while out enjoying the sun in Cannes on Wednesday with her husband Stephen Belafonte.
The bikini wouldn't be so bad, but the matching robe and peep toe booties are complete overkill!
It looks like it should be tucked waaaaay in the back of a China cabinet, doesn't it? Just burn it with fire, Mel, just burn it with fire.
Or hot tea.
[Image via Splash News.]
AHH!! This is like, the SPICIEST of meatballz!
Prepare yourselves people, cause even though the Spice Girls are reportedly RETIRED and will NOT be making new music together ever again, an unreleased demo track recorded WAY back in the girlgroup's early days has just leaked its glorious juices all over the internetz!!!
Time travel back to your tweenage years and listen to this BRAND NEW (yet old) Spice Girls track titled Strong Enough (above)!
Oh man, this tune could have totally been included on the band's freshman album! And are we sensing a Madonna-esque vibe? Strong Enough's melody kinda reminds us of Vogue, which is NOT a bad thing.
But WHERE did this wondrous nugget come from?!
According to the interwebs, this tune came off of a cassette tape that Mel B sold at auction… we wonder if this holy grail of Spice includes any other unreleased treats?!

If you couldn't decide whether you prefer Adam Lambert to Frank Ocean, you're not the only one!!
Both magnificent musicians were nominated for Outstanding Musical Artist at last night's GLAAD Media Awards in San Francisco and, guess what, voters couldn't decide which one they liked best!!
The American Idol star and the Thinkin About You singer actually ended up sharing the award!!
Adam was also honored with the Davidson/Valenti Award because of his dedication to the LGBT community and consistent and significant promotion of equal rights!
Even cooler, Mel B. handed him the trophy!!!
See Scary Spice and Adam's heart-warming acceptance speech for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

But they told us friendship is forever!!!
We're VERY sad to report that the Spice Girls have been forced into retirement after a failed attempt to plan a second reunion world tour that was set for 2014
Following Victoria Beckham's public refusal to tour with the girls, remaining members Mel B., Mel C., Geri Halliwell, and Emma Bunton made the decision to throw in their leopard print and platform boots out of fear that they would be unable to sell tix and merch without the beloved Posh Spice.
A source spilled:

If there’s an opportunity for Mel B. to show off her hard earned bod, you better believe she’s going to!
After going for the gold in Hollywood, Scary Spice livened things up with her ensemble at the America's Got Talent auditions in Chicago.
Mel made quite the entrance on Wednesday in a skin-tight, Majolica print Dolce & Gabbana dress.
DAYUM! It's like it was painted on!
To complement her colorful frock, Mel added a pair of bright yellow Saint Laurent heels and decorated her hands, wrists and ears with blue Miriam Salat jewels.
It's a bold look, but we like it — A LOT!
Do U???
[Image via Retna LTD.]
The stars were OUT for The Race To Erase MS, and it was quite an event!!
We're talkin' Rod Stewart, Sara Gilbert, La Toya Jackson, Mel B, Lisa Vanderpump, Camille Grammer, Kristin Cavallari, and more!
They were all out in support of Sharon Osbourne, Jack Osbourne (who was diagnosed with MS very recently), and The Race To Erase MS in their fight against MS on a global scale!
Oh, and Elton John totally performed!! A-MAZING!
You know what? When it comes to the fight against MS, Sharon really hits it on the head: information is power! You have to study and read as much as you can and then figure out how you can fight back against a diagnosis! Never take no for an answer!
We're so inspired by all of this! We hope the cause keeps progressing like it has!!