So sad and scary.
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Why hello there, Miley.
Well, clearly we didn't listen to our own advice, because the 22-year-old's costumes for her Milky Milky Milk tour are more elaborate and sexual than ever!
And by that, we mean she bounced around on stage wearing a breastplate with fake nipples and a gigantic strap-on dildo for most of the show.
Other costumes included a gold leotard with an attached moon as well as a metallic jumpsuit, but the bondage-heavy number was by far our favorite!
Ch-ch-check out the sex-positive piece in all its NSFW glory (below)!!!
Missy Elliott is back — and this time it's personal!
And in an interview with Billboard magazine, Missy did just that by declaring most songs she hears these days "sound alike."
But when she was asked specifically about Nicki Minaj being influenced by her sound, she "mock-innocently" said:
The newly released spread has the Levels singer looking pensive in his DSquared2 threads.
While he's maybe a bit more bundled up than we're used to seeing him, there's no denying this JoBro looks amazing!!
Luckily his interview with the glossy is pretty revealing!
"I'm blown away by her, she's fearless. Disney was our high school. We all dated and broke each other's… There's a lot of life lived between all of us."
It was very recently that Nick actually shared a throwback shot of the two of them to Instagram, so clearly she's been on his mind.
Which speaking of social media, the currently single hunk revealed not only that the selfie obsession is "bizarre", but also that:
"Social media is not important. It's discouraging when you go to dinner with friends and their priority is posting pictures of the food and not having a good conversation."
Well, now everyone knows what his pet peeve is. LOLz!
But getting down to his music, Nick really emphasized:
Is it Christmas yet?!
A month ago we got a teaser that gave us a quick peek at what Murray has in store for us this holiday season.
But now we've got a full-fledged trailer that shows Bill trying to throw an old-school holiday special! Unfortunately the comedian runs into a bit of trouble when his friends like Miley Cyrus and George Clooney are held up in a snowstorm!
Ch-ch-check out the trailer (above) and let us know if you think the Scrooged star can save Christmas!
We LOVES this!
This weekend, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth proved that you really can be friends with your ex! On Sunday, Wylder's Holistic Pet Center posted a precious pic (above) of the Hunger Games star with an adorable pooch!
It turns out the furry friend is the Australian hottie's newest addition to his family, and it's all thanks to the pop princess!
The pet center wrote on Instagram:
"Thanks @mileycyrus for loving dogs as much as we do!! You helped find this gigantic, 6 month old puppy a new home. @liamhemsworth you will give this deserving baby a great life!"
We knew the 22-year-old would always have a soft spot in the actor's heart, but we didn't realize they were still this close!
And it seems as though the blonde beauty is a natural at adoption events!
Also on Sunday, the singer used the photo-sharing site to upload a new pet she picked up from the Bella Foundation! Meet Yogi (below)!
Wait, are our eyes playing tricks on us?
On Friday, Miley Cyrus teased a seXXXy and insanely scandalous photoshoot for C★NDY Magazine. Considering the shots were taken by famed risqué photographer Terry Richardson, it's no surprise the pictorial is beyond salacious.
In one insane snap, Miley dons a STRAP-ON and is caught trying to perform auto-fellatio AKA sucking herself off.
But wait, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Other pics include nude shots of her hoo-ha and boobies in various scandalous poses. You can check out all the pics in the gallery (above)!
We just wonder where the singer can go from here. At some point, the public won't be shocked by Cyrus' "provocativeness" as this has become her norm.
Who knows, maybe Miley is setting the stage for an epic porno. Now THAT would get our attention!
[Image via C★NDY Magazine.]
The 23-year-old was so smitten with Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter that he couldn't help but break out into nervous sweats!
"#tbt When you're 13… hanging with your first crush and you're trying to play it cool. #wheresmydeodorant"
Poor guy. Happens to the best of us.
At least we can all laugh about it now, right??
Since, they've both moved on to other serious (and public) relationships. The Scream Queens star dated Selena Gomez, Delta Goodrem, and Olivia Culpo — while the Wrecking Ball singer was engaged to Liam Hemsworth and dated Patrick Schwarzenegger and Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell.
Which reminds us… are the two both single now? Innnneresting.
[Image via Instagram.]