Gobble gobble, Miley Cyrus!
LogoTV noticed something we all hadn't — turkey lends itself very nicely to a mashup of the word twerk, thus creaking the TWERKEY.
What does this mean?
It means that you've got one hell of a cheesy video created just so you don't forget to TWERK YOUR TURKEY this Thanksgiving!
Can you honestly imagine a Thanksgiving without a turkey that's been twerked?? It's madness, and frankly, gross! However, we DO smell a great new T-givin' holiday song cooking in the oven! And, we think it's a little over done!
NEVER FORGET. TWERK YOUR TURKEY.
Watch the madness (above)!
It's a cruel day when Miley Cyrus's doctors have gone out of their way to tell her to stop singing. We mean, who are they to tell her what to d– oh wait, they've only told her to stop singing just FOR NOW.
Because she needs vocal rest!
Bangerz, we thought, couldn't be stopped! Actually, we're still pretty sure it can't be — it's just been put on hold. She went online to tell her fans that doctors have forced her to take a break to save her voice.
Honestly, we don't blame the doctors for this prescription of R&R, because Miley has been going HARD for months now. Plus it doesn't sound like Miley's too bummed about it either:
In college basketball, it's not uncommon for fans to do anything (and we mean ANYTHING) in their power to distract the opponent while they're shooting free throws, but this is DEFINITELY a new one!
This weekend, the unranked Belmont Bruins made their way to Chapel Hill to take on the #12 North Carolina Tar Heels in what should have been a blowout!
But the fans of the underdog team had a little trick up their sleeve.
At one point in the game, Carolina forward James McAdoo stepped to the line to shoot a pair of free throws, and the home crowd fell silent to allow their player to concentrate.
That's when a visiting Bruins fan started belting out Miley Cyrus' smash hit Wrecking Ball as if he was home alone, singing in the shower!
And the crazy thing is it actually worked! Not only did James miss the free throw, but the Bruins actually went on to win the game on the road and pull of a HUGE upset over the Tar Heels!
Miley would be proud!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious moment …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Some people like their porn in a magazine, some people like it online.
Miley Cyrus likes her porn carved into the side of a pumpkin!
Leave it up to Miley to make Halloween a little more x-rated than usual, with some very graphic pumpkin carving!! The Wrecking Ball singer spent a lot of time and effort on these — including the obligatory pot leave and 420 reference — before posting them online for the world to see!
Why aren't they lit up and on your stoop, girl??
Also, regardless of content, we're pretty impressed by these! We know exactly what each of them are, and we wonder if she did them all herself or with some friends!
Hopefully she didn't do it with family. Ew!
Ha! Ch-ch-check out the uncensored gourds (below)!!
P.S. — Have U seen Miley (and others) as super spooky blood sucking vamps yet?? If not, CLICK HERE!!
[Images via Twitter.]
We don’t care if you don’t know a single one of these players; this is still HIGHlarious!
The starBUCKS Drake Hands trend may be winding down, but we just couldn't pass up this new version with the Milwaukee Bucks
This video features many of the team’s players doing some pret-ty steamy things with those foam fingers. It almost puts Miley Cyrus to shame! Almost.
In fact, the Bucks TV guy Jim Paschke is who really got us!
Just press “play” (above). We promise you’ll be able to tell which one he is. Ha!
What do you know about Miley Cyrus's health?
Probably more than you realize — and it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you can pretty much see her entire body at any time, and more with the fact that you can usually see one very specific part of it: HER TONGUE!
That's right! Here's what Shabir Daya, co-founder of victoriahealth.com had to say:
If you're going to make a music video where you ride a wrecking ball in the nude, you better make sure you're in pretty darn good shape!
And that's exactly what Miley Cyrus did!!
From her scandalous photo shoots to her racy Rolling Stone cover, the seksi singer has done pretty much everything to show off her amazing bod, and according to her trainer Mari Winsor, she's worked VERY hard to get into such ab-tastic shape!