Almost nothing can top Mini Me drunk, naked and peeing in a corner as a contestant on VH1's Surreal Life, but….this newest shiz comes pretty damn close!
The Austin Powers star is currently competing in Britain's Celebrity Big Brother, and on Thursday, after having a little too much to drink, Mini madness ensued.
He was drunk driving and had a crash as his motorized scooter rammed it into a door!
Why didn't any one take away his scooter keys?!
CLICK HERE to watch the video of the "incident".
Verne is such a mess!
“Soon after I met him, he almost drank himself to death. I heard he was in hospital and when I got there he was lying in bed covered in vomit and diarrhea.”
- Mini Me's ex-wife reveals to the UK's News of the World. She also claimed that the current UK Celebrity Big Brother contestant would knock back up to a litre of vodka and a 12-pack of Budweiser in a single day.
The newest edition of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother kicked off on Friday.
Of the eleven 'celebrity' contestants, three are from the US's D-list pool, Mini Me, sister of Michael and Janet, LaToya Jackson, and rapper Coolio.
What a distinguished US bunch!
Click here to see who the Americans are facing off against.
Good luck and may the best woman or man win….
[Images via Channel4.com.]
He's such a pussy magnet!
After a not-so-tiny sex tape scandal in June and resulting split from aspiring actress (term used very loosely) Ranae Shrider, it seems that Mini-Me Verne Troyer has already got a hot new girlfriend
on his arm.
The desperate girl in question is 22-year-old model Dominique Arganese.
An insider tells In Touch Weekly that Verne just can't get enough of Dominique and he and the Montreal model recently spent a weekend in La Vegas. They went to dinner at Strip House where they were seen drinking cocktails and kissing, and, as an insider blabbed, the two "seemed in love."
Let's just hope he left the video camera at home!
The full Mini-Me sex tape has hit the web!
Mini Me's ex, wannabe actress Ranae Shrider, has come out swinging.
She's not happy that Verne Troyer accused her of abuse in a new lawsuit.
Her rep said:
This lawsuit is ridiculous and riddled with lie upon lie from Verne Troyer and his camp. It is in our opinion a transparent attempt to secure as much publicity as he can from his less than average career in the wake of his most recent failure in The Love Guru…the only abuse that ever occurred in their household was that of emotional abuse inflicted upon Ranae and her dog Lacy on the occasions when he hit Ranae and her dog with his 'reaching sticks' or kicked them when having one of his drunken rages. This alleged abuse certainly has not seemed to affect his recent round of interviews or his golf swing over the weekend. Is this not the same man who is renown as a professional stuntman in all his movies?
You know what we find funny about her rep's statement?
Mini Me was called the attention-seeker when it was Man Face who admittedly leaked the infamous sex tape.
What a joke!
Mini-Me recently opened up to mag Us Weekly about the humiliation he experienced after the sexy time footage surfaced.
He said, "I put all the trust in her. She kept the tape in her camera on top of the closet where I couldn't even reach it!"
When asked how he feels about his ex, he responded, "Hate is a good word."
Can't blame him!
[Image via WENN.]
We haven't heard much from Verne Troyer lately or his man-faced sex tape partner, Ranae Shrider.
Well, that's all changed today. Mini Me's dropping bombs!
Verne is suing his famewhore ex for "intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery."
Shrider beat up poor little Verne?
That's what his side is saying at least.
The lawsuit mentions how crazy Shrider one day picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushed away his 100 pound scooter that he used to block the door, and then threw him to the floor.
Verne's attorney, Ed McPherson, says "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."
Poor little Mini-me.
And the lawsuit will be targeting others as well, including a sleazy attorney who allegedly tried to broker a deal for the sale of the sex tape.
As for Verne, he's suing his ex for $20 million.
He'll be lucky if she can even pay him $20!
[Image via WENN.]