This is so scary.
[Image via Joel Ginsburg/WENN.]
Those boys! How we LUV them!
Leave it to One Direction to snag our attention away from Santa Claus and Christmas cookies during all this holiday madness!
Not only did Harry Styles, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne steal our hearts in a new interview as they dabbled in Spanish - roll those R's, boys! - but we also got to hear them hint about dabbling in naughty times!
Although, considering those boys are absolute dreamboats, is anyone really surprised?? We mean, just check out the vid (below) to see how easy it is for Niall to land a lady!
Too bad Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik didn't get to join in on this threesome! Although, more than three getting naughty together can often be a problem.
Ch-ch-check out the good time interview…AFTER THE JUMP!!
Biebsy's disgruntled Calabasas neighbor alleges that the Believe singer ASSAULTED him with his bodily fluids…
And the L.A. County DA apparently takes spitting crimes SUPER seriously because they are just plain GROSS and spitting is obviously a huge health hazard.
In fact, once the police are finished investigating Bieber's loogie-hacking incident, they'll most likely
Things are about to get freaky naughty, thanks to Nicola Formichetti.
The Mugler creative director tapped Branislav Jankic to direct a series of short films for the spring menswear collection titled Brothers of Arcadia.
Parts 1 and 2 debut on Tuesday and Wednesday, but Thursday is the day you want to circle on your calendar.
Why? Because that's when an uncensored version of the film will be upload to porn website Xtube.com!!!
We can't wait!!!
Ha. It's genius!
If you get hawt and bothered while ripping off clothes in the heat of the moment, we may have just the solution to keep your expensive undies in tact!
The brilliant lady behind Lingerie Dement, Laetitia Schlumberger, created rip-off bras, panties, bustiers, and ensembles perfect for getting naked as soon as possible.
Undies come equipped with barely there magnets that hold the pieces in place. The lingerie is tight enough to avoid any slip ups, but will come apart in one swift tear.
The bra and panties, which run between $80 and $145, come in feminine designs and seductive fabrics.
Leave it to the French!