What's up with the headband brigade's hate for Posh?

Head bound Mushy Fartono isn't the only person who has nasty things to say about Vicky B.'s fashion sense.

Celebutwat spawn Peaches Geldof has echoed the same sentiments.

Here's what the alleged cokehead/child bride had to say about Posh in Nylon:

Most people who know me know I don’t follow fashion. I mean, I just dyed the tips of my hair blue for God’s sake. I hate stars who look totally overstyled, like Victoria Beckham; give me Courtney Love, with her babydoll nighties and ripped fishnet tights, any day. For me, fashion is about pushing boundaries. Vivienne Westwood once told me that people who aren’t creative or have no love for art don’t dress up, I asked her why people should and she replied simply, “Because it’s fun.”

What do you guys think?

Victoria Beckham or Peaches' fashion plate Courtney Love?

We pick Posh!

[Celebuspawn image via WENN. Posh image via Matrix Photos.]

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On Sunday, the UK media was reporting that trashtastic celebuspawn Peaches Geldof was about to start divorce proceedings after only being married to Chester French music man, Max Drummey, for three months.

Now, Peaches' mouthpiece is saying there's NO divorce. Peaches has admitted that there are marriage problems and things may have been said 'in the heat of the moment'.

To us, Peaches' pops, Sir Bob Geldof, is right!

His little brat appears to be displaying erratic behavior.

When contacted by the UK press, Sir Bob apparently had no comment.

Doesn't lots of cocaine use make people erratic???

[Image via WENN.]

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Celebuspawn Peaches Geldof told us that divorce was in her future, but we didn't expect it to happen so quickly!

The UK's News of the World reports that 'drug user' Peaches will return to England this coming week to meet with her lawyers about divorce proceedings.

After only three months of marriage she reportedly told her friends, “It’s OVER. I just don’t FANCY him any more.”

Loves the spoiled, childish reasoning!

The tabloid recounts that the first cracks in Max and Peaches’ love affair were on display at their last public appearance together.

Last month, Peaches "launched a tirade against her hubby on stage at his band’s gig in New York" and upset the Chester French musician so badly that he ran off to the side and cried on his mommy's shoulder.

Ha!

The insider revealed, “Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”

Max hoped Peaches would give things another try, but Peaches has 'used' him for what she needed and can't be bothered with him anymore.

Recall y'all that Peaches hooked up with Max just after her alleged overdose. Says the tab's snitch, “Her drug use had been exposed in public and she wanted a new life. She saw Max and New York as her way to escape.”

And how does her rock and roll dad, Bob Geldof, feel about Peaches' latest thing? Says the 'friend', "Her father is relieved that she is not unhappy in a relationship anymore, but is still very concerned about her alarming (erratic) behaviour.”

Don't worry, Max!

You're better off without that trashtastic celeburat!

Karma will catch up with Peaches one of these days!

[Images via WENN.]

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Peaches Geldof is telling it like it is!

The 19-year old newlywed admits in a new interview that her quickie marriage to Max Drummey is destined for divorce and she's not phased by it.

It's the way things are these days she said:

“You can’t ignore divorce rates. Every friend of mine has parents who are divorced. I didn’t go into it with Max thinking, ‘This is going to last forever. But I did go into it thinking, ‘I love him right now and I know that I will continue to love him for a long while.”

Who didn't think their union would end up in divorce court?!

We just can't believe how idiotic Harvard-educated Max was, jumping into this marriage.

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It looks like there's peace (for now) in the Geldof household.

As y'all know, Peaches Geldof suddenly married Chester French musician Max Drummey in a quickie Vegas ceremony two weeks ago (after only 4 weeks of dating).

Naturally, the eloping totally pissed of daddy Geldof, Sir Bob.

However, according to the UK's Daily Mail, Sir Bob has performed an about face and has now given his blessing to Peaches' marriage.

The Geldofs have reportedly spent an uneasy week together on holiday in Majorca, Spain, with Bob repeatedly quizzing Peaches about her marriage. But all is good now!

An insider told the paper:

"Bob is incredibly protective of his daughters and only wants the best for them. What she needs now is support and not be isolated. Thankfully she has that from her sister and father. She doesn’t need people telling her that what she has done is wrong. The wedding is for real and he understands that now that Peaches has had a chance to explain properly."

When the marriage falls apart Sir Bob should hold his tongue and refrain from saying "I told you so".

Kids hate that!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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She's 'rebelling' big time!

The UK's Mirror reports that newlywed Peaches Geldof has dropped a second bombshell on her not-so-happy dad, Live Aid founder Sir Bob Geldof, telling him, "I'm moving to America."

Peaches' quickie Vegas marriage to Chester French musician Max Drummey two weeks ago has already incensed Sir Bob.

A friend of Peaches tells the paper, "She and Max have decided it is better for both of them if she leaves the UK. But Bob is horrified as she is only a teenager."

Don't worry, Bob. We assume once money gets low, Peaches will run home in no time!

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Unfortunately, this is not a joke.

We've been fans of and friends with the boys from Chester French for quite some time now. We even had them perform at our big SXSW party this year.

So, we were completely shocked and concerned when we just heard the news that band member Max married British bad girl Peaches Geldof at some quickie ceremony in Las Vegas last week.

Will this marriage even last a month????

We ran into Peaches and Max about two weeks ago at a T Mobile party, and we were surprised that they even knew each other. Now, they're married!!!!!

This is the statement Geldof's publicist just released:

"Peaches and Max Drummey are delighted to announce their very happy marriage. The couple tied the knot in a simple low-key ceremony in Las Vegas last week, whilst holidaying in America. Peaches first met Max, 23, a Harvard graduate in anthropology, 2 years ago. Max's band, Chester French, played at the ITV iTunes festival, where Peaches was a co-presenter of the show. The acclaimed new Boston band were signed by Pharrell Williams to his label Star Track, a subsidiary of the giant Interscope Label. Their marriage has the full support of their family and friends. Peaches and Max did not want unnecessary publicity, but following growing media speculation, have decided to set out the facts. No further comment from either will be forthcoming."

This has MISTAKE written all over it!

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A British paper is claiming that Peaches Geldof's collapse / drug overdose on Sunday was caused by her inadvertently inhaling fumes from hair dye.

Apparently, she forgot to open a window while dyeing her hair.

Ha! How much hair dye did she sniff?!

Do y'all believe that??

Keep in mind that paramedics were called to the scene to revive Peaches after she lost consciousness AND she asked for the incident to be kept secret.

Don't you hate it when people think you might be stupid enough to believe something so obviously full of shit?

[Image via WENN.]

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Peaches Geldof is finally speaking about her brush with death this Sunday.

Sir Bob's daughter is said to have suffered a drug overdose, but the socialite is attempting to downplay the reported "incident."

In a statement released today, Geldof's reps say:

"Peaches has made a full recovery from the minor incident reported in today’s papers. After attending last night’s Batman premiere in Leicester Square, she is looking forward to work as usual today.”

Ha!

As if she has a real job besides pAArtying and overdosing!

[Image via WENN.]

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