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We imagine this post will soon be followed up with a "Just Kiddin'," mainly since we don't see ANY longevity for this unusual pairing.

Socialite, celebubrat Peaches Geldof is reportedly dating actor Eli Roth. The duo were seen holding hands at the Vanity Fair after party for the Academy Awards. While at the pAArty, Peaches even tweeted out what a good time she was having:

"At the Vanity Fair Oscar night party with @eliroth who's got a silent movie star look going down tonight. Very sharp."

Ah, tale as old as time - The (Drunken)Beauty and the Bastard!

We give them ten more minutes, tops!

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Peaches Geldof won some serious libel damages after Britain's Daily Star printed a front-page story titled "Peaches: Spend the night with me for £5k" and alleged that was her going price for sexual favors!

Peaches first contacted the Press Complaints Commission and the Daily Star printed a "substantially smaller" apology, but it wasn't good enough for the socialite so she slapped them with a libel suit and came out on top!

We're not the girl's biggest fan, but she's Sir Bob Geldof's daughter! Why would she ever need to do sex work to pay the bills?

Surely she gives it up for free!

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We're told that Peaches Geldof decided to take a little nap while filming a television interview recently. And by little nap, we mean she passed out mid-questioning!

The wild-child Brit was being interviewed in the back of a New York taxi by U.K. host Fearne Cotton. When Fearne started to ask Peaches her questions, Peaches' response was a snore and some drool.

A source says: "They say there's no rest for the wicked - but that obviously doesn't apply to Peaches. Poor old Fearne was asking her a few questions then noticed she had stopped answering. She looked over and realised that Peaches was fast asleep. It was a bit embarrassing for Fearne who immediately thought her questions had bored her so much she had to get some shut-eye."

We only have one question for Peaches: What drugs were you on?

Oh, is she still sleeping? It's cool. We'll wait.

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We hope she hasn't been caught in their claws too!

According to new reports from the UK, British celebubrat Peaches Geldof has begun studying to become a Scientologist in order to get closer to a more A-list social life.

Shallow much?

The rumor suggests that after Peaches interviewed Katie Holmes last year and saw how cool she was, Peaches decided to follow suit with her religious beliefs. A friend says, "She thought that taking up Scientology would be the perfect springboard to work her way into that New York clique"

Yes, but sweetheart, Katie didn't choose that religion. She thought by marrying Tom Cruise she would have a perfect springboard into happiness and A-list stardom. Look how that has worked out for her!

But Katie does get invited to all the best parties and that's what Peaches is after: " ..she feels it will help her move into bigger and better celeb circles, so she is willing to keep up with her studies to become a fully fledged Scientologist.”

We really hope Peaches isn't buying into the Scientology. Kabbalah is such a better alternative!

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There was an announcement that Excitement at ITV2 would be producing a new reality television program that would shadow four famous Hollywood starlets, one of which would have been Scarlett Johansson.

We were rather stunned when we heard she agreed to do this, and then her agent cleared things up: "Scarlett would never participate in this sort of show. Scarlett is a very private person. It's a complete fabrication."

Too good to be true, we guess.

But which starletts are set to appear: Paris Hilton, Peaches Geldof, and Alexa Dixon.

Sounds good to us!

What do U think?

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Wild child British celebubrat Peaches Geldoff threw the gauntlet at Miley Cyrus' feet and claimed to be a better role model for kids!

Peaches reasoned, "These girls that have been upheld as role models who are literally just girls who have been ferried from place to place, media trained, told what to do and just like complete veneers of people - people who are not even real. I've made mistakes, now I've come up from that and I've really bettered myself."

We don't think either of them is really a good role model!

It's like choosing between the lesser of two evils!

But we'd pick Miley! Duh.

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Oh honey, no.

Just NO!

British celebubrat Peaches Geldof might want to consider a make-up artist…or firing the one she already has!

The shiteous make-up just does not work with the silver jumpsuit she sported for the Pam Hogg pop-up shop launch in London on Tuesday (she covered up to walk the streets).

Maybe someone was playing a mean trick?!

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Celebuspawn Peaches Geldof will say or do anything to stir up a little publicity, but the bratty Brit has finally said something worthy of our attention!

Peaches dished to the UK TV program Celebrity Juice about meeting Michael Jackson at Disneyland when she was a child.

Apparently Wacko Jacko requested for the mini-Geldof to sit in his lap, and after she complied, he began softly stroking and whispering to her!!

Ewww!!

The hard-pAArtying child divorcee explained her encounter with the Gloved One in great detail:

"He was in this one room, and we went in and I was really excited and he was sitting on a huge throne at the end of the hall, flanked by Mickey and Goofy. The image is burned in my mind of him there, just like 'come closer', and I went and I sat on his lap and then he proceeded to stroke me and whisper in my ear a little bit."

Creepola!

The real question is…

We thought he was only into little boys???????

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