Wild child British celebubrat Peaches Geldoff threw the gauntlet at Miley Cyrus' feet and claimed to be a better role model for kids!
Peaches reasoned, "These girls that have been upheld as role models who are literally just girls who have been ferried from place to place, media trained, told what to do and just like complete veneers of people - people who are not even real. I've made mistakes, now I've come up from that and I've really bettered myself."
We don't think either of them is really a good role model!
It's like choosing between the lesser of two evils!
But we'd pick Miley! Duh.
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Oh honey, no.
Just NO!
British celebubrat Peaches Geldof might want to consider a make-up artist…or firing the one she already has!
The shiteous make-up just does not work with the silver jumpsuit she sported for the Pam Hogg pop-up shop launch in London on Tuesday (she covered up to walk the streets).
Maybe someone was playing a mean trick?!
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Celebuspawn Peaches Geldof will say or do anything to stir up a little publicity, but the bratty Brit has finally said something worthy of our attention!
Peaches dished to the UK TV program Celebrity Juice about meeting Michael Jackson at Disneyland when she was a child.
Apparently Wacko Jacko requested for the mini-Geldof to sit in his lap, and after she complied, he began softly stroking and whispering to her!!
Ewww!!
The hard-pAArtying child divorcee explained her encounter with the Gloved One in great detail:
"He was in this one room, and we went in and I was really excited and he was sitting on a huge throne at the end of the hall, flanked by Mickey and Goofy. The image is burned in my mind of him there, just like 'come closer', and I went and I sat on his lap and then he proceeded to stroke me and whisper in my ear a little bit."
Creepola!
The real question is…
We thought he was only into little boys???????
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The UK's News of the World always delivers good celebutrash!
One of their people caught admitted tattoo junkie Peaches Geldof romping topless on a South American beach and showing off her 20 tattoos!
Aw, Peaches! There you go making daddy, Sir Bob Geldof, proud again!
Click here to see all their pix!
A fellow beachgoer reported, “Peaches was leaping around, obviously aware everyone was looking. And there was plenty to see. People were stunned by the number of tattoos. You often see her in the papers but you’d never imagine she has all those underneath.”
The most notable tat is the one of a daisy chain that goes from her boob to her knee. She's also sporting David Beckham-esque angel wings complete with bow and ribbons on her neck.
We can smell 'stunt' all the way here, queen of celebuspawn brats!
We get it!
You're divorced and you're free!
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The least surprising news of the day!
On Saturday, rock spawn Peaches Geldof and Chester French musician Max Drummey are getting divorced.
The pair issued the following statement about their separation through a mouthpiece:
"After much soul-searching we have made the mutual decision to end our marriage and have agreed to go our separate ways. Our parting is amicable and both of us still respect and care about each other immensely. There were no other people involved in this decision and we both look forward to a future as good friends.”
Unfortunately for the NYC and Max, Peaches plans to continue on with splitting her time between the Big Apple and London.
Who didn't think their less than a year old marriage was a joke from day one?!
Shocked that it even lasted this long!
P.S. She probably just married him for her green card!
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“I wouldn’t get married in Vegas. I have a touch of class, thank you. I feel sorry for Peaches. I feel like it was such an attention thing.”
- Newly engaged Kelly Osbourne on the quickie Vegas wedding of Britlebutard Peaches Geldof
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The new Tragic Kingdom is being presided over by rock 'philanthropist' Bob Geldof!
Sir Bob's other daughter, 18-year old Pixie, attended the British Fashion Awards on Tuesday in a horrific get up.
Mesh steel booby covers and lucite heels?
And, what yeti did she skin for that jacket.
Attention seeking much?
Is little Pixie on the same eff up road as her older sister, Peaches?
Looks that way to us!
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