We know something is coming at Sunday's VMAs...
...and now we have a better idea of exactly what that might be!
We can't really keep up with what the heck is going on with Randy Quaid.
The actor had been living on the lam in Canada since January 2013, when our cousins to the north issued a warrant for his arrest.
At least, he was until they finally found him last week and brought him into custody.
The Independence Day actor was locked up for missing an Immigration and Refugee Board meeting.
He went before the board today, to explain he missed his meeting because he and his wife, Evi, were living in Montreal since he was depressed over Canada's decision to deny his immigration application.
The couple fled to the northern country in 2010 to steer clear of "star whackers," AKA people hell-bent on killing celebrities.
Evi was granted citizenship since her father was born there, so she didn't have that same problem.
And once again, it was Evi's dad to the rescue, since he's the one who coughed up the $10K bond to get Randy out of jail.
The kooky actor will be released later on Tuesday.
But, since he's under a removal order from Canada, he could be coming back stateside at any time.
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Randy Quaid has come a long way from saving the Earth from aliens in Independence Day!
The actor has fallen on hard times recently, basically living with his wife Evi as a fugitive in Canada.
In this self-released video, Randy spells out how Hollywood has screwed him over, and how specifically FOX studio mogul Rupert Murdoch never thanked him for his on-screen heroics in Independence Day.
He's even apparently wearing the same shirt he wore when he "saved the world" in the 1996 blockbuster!
Randy then puts a Murdoch mask on his wife and simulates
Unfortunately, though Evi was granted citizenship thanks to her father being born North of the Line, Randy was left out in the cold!
So now Randy Quaid is appealing. Huh. Don't get to say that every day.
Srsly though, The couple is fervently requesting the Canadian government reconsider. They submitted a lengthy application for judicial review. They said:
Looks like Dennis Quaid and Kimberly Buffington-Quaid's marriage is back on track!
(Isn't it amazing what the threat of losing all your stuff can do to a relationship?)
So nooow, the couple is officially back together! And they've decided to celebrate their anniversary in paradise — aka an expensive *ss resort in Bora Bora!
We even hear Dennis treated his wife with a vacay in the 3,000 square-foot, $5,000 a night Presidential Villa of Hilton Bora Bora Nui!
Well shiz! He's really working hard to make sure this wife sticks around!
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Bradley Cooper looks sooo good!
He's so hot, we don't even care that he's playing a spoiled rich-kid committing plagiarism! We'd trade a novel for a night with him. Just sayin!
The man is as talented as he is good lookin!
It's no wonder Zoe fell in love with him while filming!
Looks like you get to stay, Quaids!
Remember Randy and Evi Quaid? (We barely do.) They were accused of doing a whole bunch of ridiculous things like squatting in their old Santa Barbara, Calif. house and being charged with vandalism and defacing $5,000 worth of property. Then they ran to Canada in fear of a group called the "Hollywood star whackers!"
Well, we guess Randy and Evi CAN run forever because they will NOT be extradited from Canada to face their felony vandalism charges here in the U.S.
Authorities in Santa Barbara had been seeking the return of the Quaids, but looks like they've decided not to pursue the matter further.
If the Quaids ARE
"I love my brother. That's all I can say. I love my brother and I miss my brother. That's all I'm going to say."
Some people could possibly construe this as dodging matters at hand, be we look at it a little differently. We look at it as a brother wanting to keep family matters personal rather than a loaded-with-subtext "no comment."
Randy isn't the only one with some issues though, as Dennis had a huge struggle earlier in life with a cocaine addiction due to his fame and lack of self confidence. Dennis is actually writing a piece for Newsweek that will reportedly have that story included.
Randy has also supported his brother, but in a way where he promotes Dennis's talent, rather than the recent films he's been making. He said:
"Dennis is now on a treadmill of making movies that are garbage, and it's unfortunate because he's talented."
We'll have to kinda agree with that statement. While some of the past few movies were entertaining, they were no where near the caliber that Dennis can put out.
Randy, Dennis! We hope both of you guys are doing well!
We're eager to hear more from you guys, and want to see your careers continue! Maybe do a movie together and blow our minds??
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