Like 'em or hate 'em, there's no arguing that listening to Matchbox Twenty is way better than contracting syphilis!
The band is soooo close to releasing North, their first album in over a decade, that we can literally smell it!
MmmmHmmmm.
It kind of smells like grape jelly!
The album's first single is She's So Mean. Ch-Ch-Check out the official video (above) — it's downright pop-tastic!!
Baby-faced Rob Thomas hasn't aged a day since the late '90s! We genuinely can't believe it's been so long since these guys were relevant!
Their new song isn't the most memorable track ever written but Rob's voice is so smooth he could sing us the first sixty pages of the Cleveland telephone directory and we'd still have multiple ear-orgasms!

HA!!!
We KNEW Xtina just wanted to be the final Voice coach to make her season three mentor announcement! Girl's gotta pull out a theatrical, final filibuster, lest we get bored!
Now that Blake Shelton has bluesy crooner Michael Buble on his team, and Adam Levine packs a MAJOR vocal punch with Mary J. Blige, AND Cee-Lo Green's team is gonna burn this season of The Voice UP with Matchbox 20 frontman Rob Thomas…
It's Christina Aguilera's turn to select a mentor-buddy for her budding singers!
And who better than emerald American Idiot Billie Joe Armstrong to support XTina's boobs brood!
The Green Day mastermind is supposedly quite a Voice fanatic, and recently shared:

Ooo The Voice's third season is gonna burn in a way only a matchbox can ignite! A Matchbox 20, to be exact!
Ha!
Cee-Lo Green has enlisted Matchbox 20 frontman Rob Thomas to mentor his budding talents during the latest season of NBC's uber-popular singing competition The Voice!
Rob recently shared:
All right!
It's been a decade since their last album, but Matchbox Twenty is BACK!
The band has just announced that they will be releasing their fourth full-length studio album, North, after bandmembers Rob Thomas, Paul Doucette, Kyle Cook and Brian Yale spent the entirety of last summer living together in a Nashville house to work on new material!
And while the entire record won't be available until

The Shuffling Virus has infected us all. And we love banana hammocks!
LMFAO is on pace to break Billboard records with its' Party Rock Anthem..The Party Rock have spent 28 weeks on the Top 40.
Only two songs have lasted longer:
Whoa! Puberty is definitely over for Justin Bieber! Listen to how grown up he sounds!
The Biebs performed Matchbox 20's 3 AM in honor of his vocal coach Jan Smith, who received the Chairman's Award at the 2011 Georgia Music Hall of Fame Awards Saturday night.
Honoring Jan's other students, whom she also has mentored, Justin not only covered Rob Thomas, but also Usher's Bad.
Very cool! Sounding good, Justin!