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Woman Marries Robert Pattinson…'s Cardboard Cutout! Read About Their Odd Relationship HERE!

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This story is like Lars and the Real Girl meets real life!

A woman from Las Vegas (a place notorious for people making rash matrimonial decisions) Lauren Adkins, is actually married a to scale cardboard cut out of Robert Pattinson!

"Oh, that's normal," said no one ever.

According to Lauren, despite the fact that the Edward Cullen stiff, hard standee isn't real, she's genuinely happy:

"We got hitched in Las Vegas last year and I'm sure we're happier than most newlyweds. People might think I'm crazy but my flat-pack R-Patz is the closest I'll get to the real thing and he's the one for me. For as long as I can remember I've been ­obsessed with romantic fairytale endings. When I was a child, I watched the Disney ­versions of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs and Cinderella until the tapes wore out."

Lauren had trouble finding a man who could live up to her expectations in college, but when the Twilight books came out, she met the bloodsucker of her dreams:

"It was different from any love story I'd seen ­before – after all, the leading character was as likely to suck your blood as open the door for you. I was obsessed. Leading man Edward was quiet and ­mysterious, yet superhuman and invincible. And so sexy. I tore through the books and I queued outside the cinema when the film was released, desperate for my first glimpse of Edward. And when Robert Pattinson appeared on screen at midnight, he was perfect. I knew that very minute I wanted to marry him."

It wasn't until a few months later that Lauren arrived face-to-inanimate-face with Edward in a record shop:

"Of course he was made from cardboard, but that didn't matter to me. Suddenly I was taken over with an urge to have him. I grabbed his rigid torso and stuffed him under my arm before marching to the counter and handing over a $20 note. Then, cramming him into my car I headed back to my apartment where I ripped off his cellophane and stood him at the foot of my bed. For the rest of the night I couldn't take my eyes off him.Then I started thinking – the guys I'd dated before had all been so hopeless, I might as well have been with a cardboard cut-out. So where was the shame in taking him out with me?…A friend who thought I was going mad said one night: ‘If you love him so much why don't you marry him?' Her words rang in my ears. She was right. Why didn't I?"

Well, she did do just that, and had a marriage ceremony at the Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel:

"I walked down the aisle in January in the white wedding dress I've always dreamt of. I held the reception at an art gallery and ordered champagne and a five-tier cake to share with my 50 guests. The day cost £2,000 but I didn't care – I wanted to do it properly. We had our honeymoon in LA and I wanted us to climb up to the Hollywood sign together. I had to carry him, and we had to do it at night because he can't be in the sun. But everyone makes sacrifices for the man they love, right?"

We wish the two the best. We bet cardboard R-Patz is a good listener.

[Image via Instagram.]
 

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Adorable Alert! Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Spotted Getting 'Super Affectionate' While Out!

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We looooove hearing such cute things about these two! 

When the world first learned about Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin's relationship, we were all kinda confused, but as more and more details emerge, we can't help but think they're ADORABLE! 

The couple was spotted out together at a Hollywood hotspot and it turns out the Coldplay frontman's super affectionate and very hands on with his new Oscar-winning girlfriend! 

He was seen rubbing her back AND holding J.Law's hand!

Basically, he couldn't keep his hands off of her!

Eyewitnesses also remarked how comfortable they were with friends and one another!

They said: 

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Swoon Alert! Robert Pattinson Is Bashful In Blue At The Maps To The Stars Premiere!

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We've been missing Robert Pattinson in our lives lately! 

The last time we saw him, he debuted his new lady love, FKA Twigs, and totally broke our hearts! 

But the Twilight actor showed up to the premiere of his new film, Maps to the Stars, at the Toronto International Film Festival looking mighty fine.

Just look at his adorable face! 

It's like he's apologizing to us for having a girlfriend and dashing all our hopes and dreams!

Don't worry, Rob we totally forgive you for it… as long as you keep the cuteness at your movie premieres coming. 

Ch-ch-check out all the swoon-worthy pics from the premiere (above)!! 

[Image via WENN.]

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Britney Spears! Robert Pattinson & More! Celebrities Who Have Been Cheated On!

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Breakups are always a sad thing.

What makes them even sadder is when there's cheating involved.

Most recently, Britney Spears broke up with David Lucado because he was caught ON VIDEO making out with another girl.

Talk about RUDE!

But she's not the only one who's been cheated on!

Famously, Kristen Stewart cheated on her boyfriend Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders.

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Robert Pattinson Is Officially Dating British Singer FKA Twigs! Find Out About This New Lady He's Up Until The Breaking Dawn With HERE!

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These two are totally sparkling in each other's sunlight, if you catch our drift! Wink, wink, nudge, n-…okay you get it, they're boning.

According to sources, Robert Pattinson is DEFINITELY dating British singer FKA Twigs! Sorry ladies, this vampire has met his bloody match!

We reported earlier how Robert was seen strolling the streets of NYC with FKA, but although we had our suspicions about whether or not they were sucking neck, it's been confirmed…they're totally fanging!

According to a source, the two have been seeing each other with, and most likely without, clothing for weeks now:

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Robert Pattinson Caught Lighting Up Romance Rumors With British Singer FKA Twigs! Are They Sucking Each Other's Necks Or What?!

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Jolly good!

Robert Pattinson, the guy who makes everyone's hearts throb (and some other body parts throb too), was seen hanging out with British singer FKA twigs in NYC yesterday.

That's right, FKA twigs, née Tahliah Barnett, released her debut album, LP1, which featured singles Two Weeks and Pendulum, this past year.

We wonder if (in the presence of Robert) her clothes dropped as hard as her album, because ours would! He can sink his fangs into us any day of the week!

We'll keep you posted on this new potential couple!

[Image via Splash News.]

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Rob Pattinson Gets WET For The Ice Bucket Challenge! But He Did It Without A Bucket! You’ve Gotta Watch Him Get Soaked HERE!

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Hey look! It’s Robert Pattinson in a wet t-shirt!

Yup, Rob is the latest celeb to complete the Ice Bucket Challenge. The only problem was he was missing some key items!

Like a bucket or an Instagram to share his video on!

Well, luckily his pal Zac Efron helped him out, posting Rob’s video on his own YouTube channel!

Aw, thanks broseph!

Seriously though, you have to watch this.

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