Robert Pattinson and his love Kristen Stewart are no longer renting the luxury Bel-Air guest house because "it wasn't as private as they hoped."

Twi-hards and the paparazzi frequently tried to get on the property, so Robsten has left the building!

Supposedly they have moved on to a different LA hideaway that no one knows about.

For now!

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He works hard! He deserves to have a little fin!

And any time he spends away from that swamp weasel KStew is fine by us!

Robert Pattinson was living it up in West Hollywood last night, joined by his lucky publicist, Stephanie Ritz. The pair made a mad dash out of the Soho House to the Trousdale lounge when the photogs caught up with them.

Normally, this would be the part where we would comment on the heinous, hobo, Spencer Pratt-esque beard R-Patz is sporting, but we'll bite our tongue. In a few weeks, he'll have to shave it and douse his body in baby powder for Breaking Dawn, so no sense losing our cool about it!

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From what we're hearing, rehearsals for Breaking Dawn's climatic Isle Esme scene are already underway - except Bill Condon wasn't invited to give pointers!

Sources at the Ojai Valley Inn & Spa are spilling that last weekend, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart rented out a private room for the weekend…and they never left it!

Staff at the resort confess that the couple stayed held up in their room for most of the weekend. They never requested any room service or went down to the spa. They didn't even bother housekeeping for anything! Well, that's not completely true. One staffer at the Inn told sources:

“Their room was very clean, no extra towels needed or room service used…We just needed to change the sheets and make the bed, because the bed was the only thing in the room that was used.”

Aww! And ewww!

No towels? We get that it is tradition for neither of you shower, but it wouldn't it have been prudent to freshen up during, um, breaks???

Yucky!

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Looks like K-Stew and R-Patz may have to honeymoon elsewhere!

In the fourth Twilight book, Breaking Dawn, Bella and Edward honeymoon on an island off Brazil’s coast, which had influenced the filmmakers to shoot in Rio de Janeiro, but the shoot location for this part of the film may be changed due to a local hostage situation.

Here’s what an AFP reporter had to say about it:

"The real-life drama on Saturday of drug gang members taking 35 people hostage in Rio's Intercontinental Hotel as they tried to escape police has proved scarier to the production crew than the fictional vampires and werewolves they deal with.”

Despite the fact that 35 hostages were taken and a female gang member was killed, Rio officials still want Summit Entertainment’s business.

We’re torn. On the one hand, we’d be inclined to say that the Breaking Dawn crew should shoot elsewhere in an effort to keep everyone safe, but on the other hand, we’d hate for Bella and Edward to have anything but the perfect locale for their honeymoon! Decisions…decisions…

Do U think the Breaking Dawn crew should tough it out in Rio or shoot elsewhere?

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More Twi-hard craziness!

Check out this HIGHlarious photo of Robert CATtinson next to Robert Pattinson. Such voluminous hair!

But seriously some people have too much time on their hands.

Ha!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been shacking up together in a rented five-bedroom, five-bath house in Bel Air, but their private abode may not stay so serene.

It seems that fans have been sneaking up to the property and taking a look around.

Check out pics of their love nest without trespassing.

Be careful, you two! Those Twihards are insane devoted.

Not surprising!

Robert Pattinson took the top spot on Glamour's 50 Sexiest Men of 2010 list for the second year in a row!

Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner took the number two spot followed by Ian Somerhalder at number three.

Congrats, guys!

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And could they look any less enthused?! (No seriously, what's with the Keanu Reeves look?)

Robert Pattinson returned to El Lay yesterday with a little more baggage than when he left - he brought KStew back with him.

Thanks a lot, R-Patz! Doesn't she have a movie to finish shooting or something???

It's been an eventful few days for the pair. All that cuddling and kissing in front of cameras. They need some time off.

Hey, is it time to start shooting Breaking Dawn? You know, you don't have to have any chemistry in that!

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Robert Pattinson was just spotted in Montreal, visiting Kristen Stewart on the set of her new movie, On The Road.

Visiting…or checking to make sure his favorite puss face was making time with his best friend, Tom Sturridge, who was just cast?!

Jealous much, R-Patz???