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Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

[Image via AP Images.]

The Top Five Commercials Of Super Bowl XLVIII!

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Anyone who suffered through the blowout that was Super Bowl XLVIII knows there wasn't really too much to get excited about!

Luckily, for those of us who found the game to be a total snoozer, the commercials more than lived up to the always high expectations!

But the real question is, what were the best Super Bowl commercials?? Well here's out list of our top 5 ads of the evening, starting with one that will definitely tug at your heart strings:

Bruce Willis & Fred Armisen Find Bromance To Sell Hondas In Their Super Bowl Ad!

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The Super Bowl was filled with mediocre ads last night, and a lot of them seemed to be pushing more for nostalgia and heart strings than actual entertaining.

That being said, there were still a few gems that slipped through — and one of them is Honda's ad starring Bruce Willis!

We can imaging people were sitting around silent, wondering what the hell was going on on with this ad, because the reveal is super slow… and it's that waiting that kills us!

Fred Armisen is one lucky man! LOLz!

Watch it (above)!

RadioShack LITERALLY Gets Invaded By The '80s In A Hilarious Super Bowl Commercial! Watch HERE!

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The Super Bowl commercials just keep on coming, don't they??

If you've walked into a RadioShack recently, it's pretty easy to see they haven't updated their look in a while!

Well, the '80s called, and they want their store back!

No, seriously. The '80s ACTUALLY called them and then a bunch of iconic figures from the decade like Hulk Hogan and Alf tear apart the store and take the junk with them!

Then, of course, the stuff it all in Doc Brown's DeLorean and take it back to a time filled with leg warmers and cassette tapes!

Ch-ch-check out the hilarious ad (above)!

The Infinite Sadness Of Peyton Manning After His Super Bowl Loss!

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Losing is never fun, especially when you lose in the Super Bowl and there are millions of people watching you!

Well, Peyton Manning learned that the hard way last night as nothing seemed to go right for him and the Denver Broncos got absolutely DEMOLISHED by the Seattle Seahawks!

While one team was celebrating their big victory, the others were understandably a bit down in the dumps as Peyton took a long walk back to the locker room! Honestly, we didn't know a photo with so much confetti in it could look so sad!!

Cheer up, buddy! There's always next year!

Need more of Peyton's sadness? Click AFTER THE JUMP!!!