Details are still coming in, but the couple tied the knot on Sunday.
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It's insane to us that ANYONE would get offended over the Coca-Cola ad run during the Super Bowl — the one where a bunch of people in different languages sing America The Beautiful. The ad was an exact and heartwarming representation of what makes this nation great.
And then the hashtag #speakamerican began trending.
We could go on and on about how incorrect and awful those people were being, but we could never put it as eloquently concise (and badass) as Atlanta's WXIA’s Brenda Woods. She hits that nail on the head and sets everyone straight!
Want a taste? She says things like:
"The quote on the Statue of Liberty doesn’t say ‘give me your English-speaking only, Christianity-believing, heterosexual masses…"
And it only gets BETTER from there!!
You gotta watch it (above)!
P.S. — If U want to see the whole ad and some more of the offensive things people have been saying about it, CLICK HERE!
This commercial is seriously the most bad ass, heartwarming thing ever.
It makes us wants to cry, cheer and break things all at the same time.
As far as lawyer ads go, this is more of a Michael Bay movie trailer than a commercial for an attorney.
In Savannah, Georgia, an ad ran during the first local commercial break from the Super Bowl… and personal injury lawyer Jamie Casino bought the entire two minute block!
His commercial has a real storyline: a villain, a man trying to change his ways, a loved one lost, vengeance in his heart and freakin' flaming sledgehammer!
So wanna see the most bad ass lawyer ad ever? And a freakin' flaming sledgehammer??
Then check out the video (above) and prepare to have your mind blown!
Carl’s Jr. Banned Super Bowl Commercial Shows A Girl Slobbing On Some Sausage! But Is This NSFW Video Even Real?? Carl's Jr. RESPONDS EXCLUSIVELY!
If you want to try Carl’s Jr.’s new breakfast menu offering, might we suggest you work on your gag reflex first!
Looks like Subway isn't the only ones with a foot long in the fast food biz anymore!
The Big Sausage Breakfast sandwich is "supposedly coming to stores soon" and in an attempt to spread
your legs the news, the restaurant chain "apparently" shot a Super Bowl commercial!
Holy bajeezus is this NSFW!
Life is amazing right now for Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson! He's srsly on a serbort to success right at this moment!
The trio was spotted at New York City's Barclays Centre, becoming best of friends and laughing the night away. Just a group full of winners right thurrr! In fact, we're digging Bey's Karl Lagerfeld tartan jacket and her black knit Eugenia Kim pom pom beanie! It almost looks like she's wearing adorable Mickey Mouse ears!
It was probably enough to get Russell to completely forget about winning the biggest sports game in sports!
Hell, just looking at the pic is making us forget a whole bunch of stuff!
Does anyone else forget how to math?
[Image via NBA TV.]
After Time Warner Cable Goes Out For ONE Hour During The Super Bowl, Company Gives Their SoCal Customers The Lamest Apology Ever!
Angry Time Warner Cable customers are still angry today after demanding that TWC pay up for going down for an HOUR during the Super Bowl in Southern California!
Refund? HA. Time Warner Cable has never done anything that would actually COST them money. Instead, the company announced that all L.A.-area customers would automatically receive a gift of 'appreciation' following the blackout — a free
What do you do when your football team loses a big game?
Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…
Gentlemen… start your boners!
That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.
During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!
After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.
While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!
Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.
Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!
Check out the statsurbates (below)!
[Image via AP Images.]
Drippin' wet and not with sweat!
Flashing that smile during a playful swim sounds infinitely better than that abysmal game last night!
Oh, and guess what — she tweeted THIS PIC (below) of her incredible body too, while being hugged from behind by her boo Eddie Cibrian. We know the sunset is romantic and all, but get a room you too!
Okay, forget it, we're ready for more.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]