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Beyoncé & Jay Z Get Their Basketball On With Seattle Seahawks Quarterback Russell Wilson! Bestiez!

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Life is amazing right now for Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson! He's srsly on a serbort to success right at this moment!

Not only did he just win the Super Bowl or whatever, he actually got to sit next to Beyoncé and Jay Z at the Brooklyn Nets game against the 76ers!

The trio was spotted at New York City's Barclays Centre, becoming best of friends and laughing the night away. Just a group full of winners right thurrr! In fact, we're digging Bey's Karl Lagerfeld tartan jacket and her black knit Eugenia Kim pom pom beanie! It almost looks like she's wearing adorable Mickey Mouse ears!

It was probably enough to get Russell to completely forget about winning the biggest sports game in sports!

Hell, just looking at the pic is making us forget a whole bunch of stuff!

Does anyone else forget how to math?

[Image via NBA TV.]

After Time Warner Cable Goes Out For ONE Hour During The Super Bowl, Company Gives Their SoCal Customers The Lamest Apology Ever!

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Angry Time Warner Cable customers are still angry today after demanding that TWC pay up for going down for an HOUR during the Super Bowl in Southern California!

Refund? HA. Time Warner Cable has never done anything that would actually COST them money. Instead, the company announced that all L.A.-area customers would automatically receive a gift of 'appreciation' following the blackout — a free

Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

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The Top Five Commercials Of Super Bowl XLVIII!

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Anyone who suffered through the blowout that was Super Bowl XLVIII knows there wasn't really too much to get excited about!

Luckily, for those of us who found the game to be a total snoozer, the commercials more than lived up to the always high expectations!

But the real question is, what were the best Super Bowl commercials?? Well here's out list of our top 5 ads of the evening, starting with one that will definitely tug at your heart strings:

Bruce Willis & Fred Armisen Find Bromance To Sell Hondas In Their Super Bowl Ad!

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The Super Bowl was filled with mediocre ads last night, and a lot of them seemed to be pushing more for nostalgia and heart strings than actual entertaining.

That being said, there were still a few gems that slipped through — and one of them is Honda's ad starring Bruce Willis!

We can imaging people were sitting around silent, wondering what the hell was going on on with this ad, because the reveal is super slow… and it's that waiting that kills us!

Fred Armisen is one lucky man! LOLz!

Watch it (above)!

RadioShack LITERALLY Gets Invaded By The '80s In A Hilarious Super Bowl Commercial! Watch HERE!

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The Super Bowl commercials just keep on coming, don't they??

If you've walked into a RadioShack recently, it's pretty easy to see they haven't updated their look in a while!

Well, the '80s called, and they want their store back!

No, seriously. The '80s ACTUALLY called them and then a bunch of iconic figures from the decade like Hulk Hogan and Alf tear apart the store and take the junk with them!

Then, of course, the stuff it all in Doc Brown's DeLorean and take it back to a time filled with leg warmers and cassette tapes!

Ch-ch-check out the hilarious ad (above)!