There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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He always describes his lady love in such classy terms.
The 36-year-old rapper spit sweet nothings about his baby momma like, “one day I put an angel in your ultrasound,” "on the Bound bike I gave you only pipe," and even shouts out all of her sisters saying
There is NO WAY that M.I.A. should have to pay a cent for this shizz, especially when much worse things float around primetime TV constantly!
M.I.A. has been fighting against the NFL while they try and fine her for flippin' the bird during her 2012 Super Bowl half time performance with Madonna — and we thought that if she'd have to pay anything at all, that it would be a negligible sum.
Instead, they want her to pay
Get it, missy!
It's insane to us that ANYONE would get offended over the Coca-Cola ad run during the Super Bowl — the one where a bunch of people in different languages sing America The Beautiful. The ad was an exact and heartwarming representation of what makes this nation great.
And then the hashtag #speakamerican began trending.
We could go on and on about how incorrect and awful those people were being, but we could never put it as eloquently concise (and badass) as Atlanta's WXIA’s Brenda Woods. She hits that nail on the head and sets everyone straight!
Want a taste? She says things like:
"The quote on the Statue of Liberty doesn’t say ‘give me your English-speaking only, Christianity-believing, heterosexual masses…"
And it only gets BETTER from there!!
You gotta watch it (above)!
P.S. — If U want to see the whole ad and some more of the offensive things people have been saying about it, CLICK HERE!
This commercial is seriously the most bad ass, heartwarming thing ever.
It makes us wants to cry, cheer and break things all at the same time.
As far as lawyer ads go, this is more of a Michael Bay movie trailer than a commercial for an attorney.
In Savannah, Georgia, an ad ran during the first local commercial break from the Super Bowl… and personal injury lawyer Jamie Casino bought the entire two minute block!
His commercial has a real storyline: a villain, a man trying to change his ways, a loved one lost, vengeance in his heart and freakin' flaming sledgehammer!
So wanna see the most bad ass lawyer ad ever? And a freakin' flaming sledgehammer??
Then check out the video (above) and prepare to have your mind blown!
If you want to try Carl’s Jr.’s new breakfast menu offering, might we suggest you work on your gag reflex first!
Looks like Subway isn't the only ones with a foot long in the fast food biz anymore!
The Big Sausage Breakfast sandwich is "supposedly coming to stores soon" and in an attempt to spread
your legs the news, the restaurant chain "apparently" shot a Super Bowl commercial!
Holy bajeezus is this NSFW!