One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Nothing is sacred with these boys!!
The Lonely Island teamed up with T-Pain and just spat out the most disturbing song you'll hear all week!
Satirizing one of society's biggest taboos, Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone proudly rap about the joys of incest!
Ch-ch-check out I F****d My Aunt (above) off their new album Wack Wednesdays!
If you prefer raps about zoophilia instead, don't worry!!! This cut has a plethora of ant f**king jokes, too!
The song is mildly entertaining, but South Park's Uncle F**ka is stil the standard by which all incest ditties are measured!!
What a colossal mix-up!!
The Dreamgirls star was dressed sooo discretely that the bouncers at the NYC shindig didn't know who he was and they refused to let him enter the VIP section of the nightclub!!!
One onlooker described the sticky situation, saying:
Somebody's been going through T-Pain's closet!
We kid. We kid.
Taylor Swift performed her infectious chart-topper We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together at the Grammys on Sunday wearing white short shorts, long white duster with silver sequined cuffs, and a glittering cut-out top hat.
That's about as far from her virginal red carpet outfit as she could get!
Think Harry Styles would wanna get back with her after seeing those shorts?
P.S. CLICK HERE to watch her Alice In Wonderland-themed performance!
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