At least that's the prescription for thin from Elizabeth Hurley!

The model/actress reveals that she has given up coffee and wine for the more potent variety - vodka!

"I don't miss having a glass of wine because I've switched to vodka," said the hawt momma. "I don't really like vodka that much but if I'm at a party I have a small one with a lot of fizzy water and a huge squeeze of lime. Initially it's like medicine but I've got used to it now."

Is the trick that you're so crunked you forget to eat?!

"I used to drink an awful lot of coffee, but I was told after the age of 40 you have to be careful with coffee and wine," continued Hurley. "Apparently, that can be one of the reasons older women get bloated around their stomach."

But, the vodka may just be there to numb herself from hunger!

Following the birth of her son, she once admitted to only eating one meal a day and often going to bed hungry. But, she does not forget to treat herself! Her indulgences include a single square of organic chocolate or one tablespoonful of ice cream!

Ugh! We need a drink!!

[Image via WENN.]

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LOLs!

What an eyeful!

CBS correspondent Debbye Turner Bell got a golden shower on The Early Show this morning courtesy of a beaver marking its territory!

Check out the HIGHlarious video above!

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Researchers at Wake Forest University's Institute of Regenerative Medicine have been able to produce "fully functional replacement penises" for rabbits from their own body tissue!

Seksi!

And good news too!

The researchers believe the study in which fake rabbit wangs were replicated could be translated to human penises, stating the technology "has considerable potential for patients requiring penile construction," according to the study in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

The bunny boners were constructed from a mix of cells from the rabbits, forming a functional "corpus cavernosa" in which the test rabbits were able to have sex, ejaculate and four bunnies even became baby daddies!

Mazel tov!

The only disconcerting aspect?

According to the study, "all rabbits with bioengineered neocorpora attempted copulation within one minute of introduction."

Let's hope the results aren't the same for humans!

[Image via WENN.]

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This woman is very lucky!

Watch as a woman in Boston narrowly escapes death after falling onto the tracks of the subway (above).

That train driver should get a raise!

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It seems someone was a little anxious to see a clerk!

Watch the clip (above) to see a man drive right into a North Carolina courthouse and get a primo parking spot in the lobby!

No wonder he wanted to get in there, he's got some DUI charges to settle!!!

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Left: Former Chicago Cub Sammy Sosa in May of this year. Right: Sosa at an event in Las Vegas last week.

WTF?????

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Drivers of South Korea BEWARE! We think this woman is going to cause some serious trouble on your roadways!

A 68-year-old woman has finally passed her written driver's exam after taking it 950 times!!!

Damn!!!

The woman, name Cha Sa-soon, has spent somewhere close to $4,200 in exam fees and on Wednesday finally earned the lowest possible score to pass the exam!

Now, all that is left is for her to pass the ROAD TEST! We hope it's on a closed course!!!

Isn't there an age limit to getting your license in South Korea? The woman is 68! We bet she can barely see her hand in front of her face, much less other cars on the road!

Yikes!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Such tragic news!

Yesterday we mentioned about the brutal shooting at the Ford Hood military base in Texas that's left 12 dead so far and 31 wounded.

Well now Orlando is dealing with a similar problem. A gunman opened fire in an engineering firm, hurting at least six people and killing two!!!

The gunman is 40-year-old Jason Rodriguez, who was let go from his job at Reynolds Smith & Hill, a transportation engineering consulting firm in the building, more than two years ago.

Rodriguez got away but, thankfully, police apprehended him after the shooting.

Let the healing begin.

And STOP the violence!

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A Tennessee woman calls 911 because her boyfriend wont marry her.

Idiot!

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