They're in love! They're a couple in love!
Aren't they just the sweetest??
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Not the dogs! Anything but the dogs!
Last month, Johnny Depp and his wife Amber Heard traveled with their two adorable Yorkshire Terrier pups — Pistol and Boo — to Australia where the 51-year-old actor is currently filming the 5th Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
The only problem?
The photogenic couple smuggled the woofers ILLEGALLY!
According to Australian law, canines are supposed to be quarantined for at least ten days to make sure they don't bring any diseases into the country's sensitive ecosystem. Also, dogs have been known to kill sheep.
Well it turns out that if Mr. Depp doesn't fly them back to California in two days, they will be euthanized!
And who exactly is threatening Jack Sparrow's little boogers? Agriculture minister Barnaby Joyce!
The politician found out about the dogs "because [officials] saw [Johnny] taking them to a poodle groomer." He's given the thespian the following message:
And the award for most random career switch goes to…
We're totally just kidding, though!
If you guys remember, Miz Neiers was the star of the controversial E! reality show Pretty Wild, as well as a member of The Bling Ring — where her and her cohorts snuck into the homes of various A-listers and stole their clothes and jewelry!
Well fast forward to today, the former TV personality is four years sober, married with a beautiful two-year-old daughter named Harper, and is now working as a doula, which is a nonmedical person who supports pregnant women before and after birth!
On Monday, the 23-year-old gave an interview to the blog Ravishly where she dishes on her turbulent past.
In it, she mentions that the backlash from the reality show and her involvement in gang activity was the "best thing that ever happened" to her because it made her deal with her drug addiction, which was the fuel to her criminal acts!
What a crazy story!!
On Sunday night, a woman who didn't know she was 37 weeks pregnant gave birth to a baby while on flight to Tokyo from Canada.
The new momma, Ada Guan, was on board the flight with her boyfriend of a year, Wesley Branch, when she felt some discomfort in her stomach.
"She told me, 'Something fell out of me.' I lifted up her pants, and I saw a head and then I heard, 'Wah!'"
Ha! What an amazing surprise!
Luckily for the new parents, the baby girl, who the couple named Chloe, was is perfectly healthy.
The poppa's parents elaborated on the surprise birth, explaining:
"I said to her, 'Did you not feel anything inside?' and she said 'No, every once in a while I felt gas or rumblings in there' but never thinking it was a baby in there."
To make the situation even more insane, Ada had taken a pregnancy test that turned out negative and she had taken a trip to the doctor's shortly before the flight.
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So much secondhand embarrassment packed into one tiny video. LOLz!
Not only is Brad Paisley's new superhero-themed music video for Crushin' It pretty meh, but he also mixes Marvel and DC universes together — Not cool, Brad!
The 42-year-old must have a had a ton of free time on his hands recently, because he just drew and animated his newest music video parody all by himself. We have to give him props for doing it though!
The video features Brad and most of country music's biggest stars as superheroes tasked with defeating giant beer can robots — seems about right.
Brad stars as Steel Moonshiner, a play off Iron Man, Carrie Underwood as Carrie UnderWoman, a la Wonderwoman, Jason Aldean as Jason All-Green, aka The Hulk, and Florida Georgia Line as Beavis & Butthead.
Is that country music's version of shade?
If you are a country fan, you'll probably like all the self referential fun, but it really just is too kitschy for us to get behind.
With that said, we bet it wins tons of awards this year, because that just seems like it'd make sense to the country music community.
Ch-ch-check out the most awkward 4:27 minutes you'll experience today (above)!!!