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Canadian Dentist Who Paid $33,000 For John Lennon's Tooth Plans To Clone The Beatle And Do WHAT With Him?!
We've heard of obsessive Beatles fans, but this is too much!
A dentist from Alberta, Canada named Michael Zuk paid about $33,000 or so for a tooth two years ago.
But this wasn't just any old tooth!
This was the old tooth of John Lennon! That's right! The Imagine, I Am The Walrus, A Day In The Life, Strawberry Field Forever, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, John mother f**ing Lennon!
But Michael Zuk doesn't plan to make John's tooth a necklace or anything. Although that plan would surely be less creepy than the one that he's talking about now!
Kim Kardashian Was Plotting Her Future With Kanye West Years Ago — Like, While She Was With Reggie Bush!
Kim Kardashian is a diabolical diva and we LOVE it.
Yes, even when she was shacking up with Reggie Bush and Kris Humphries, rumor has it that Kimmy always wanted her future hubby!
A source close to the bodacious babe said:
They Don't Call It Snail Mail For Nothing! Brooklyn Woman Receives Three Surprising Letters — 45 Years After They Were Sent!
WHOA! No wonder everyone uses email! Imagine having to wait this long!
Susan Heifetz, a Brooklyn woman, got the surprise of a lifetime when the post office called her about a letter addressed to her that they had…
Except it was postmarked from 1969… AKA 45 years ago!!
AND not only that, but the envelope still had Susan's mothers "signature" lipstick mark on the back!
But wait… the story gets even weirder!
When A Utah Mother Complained About A Gay Kiss At A Local Play, This Theater Company Gave The PERFECT Response! Read It And Feel Proud HERE!
This is EVERYTHING!
A mother in Utah wrote a scathing letter to a local theater company called Pioneer Theatre Company at the the University of Utah campus in Salt Lake City over one of the productions she witnessed there!
That play was Deathtrap by Ira Levin, which left the woman in utter horror after a gay kiss was performed. Something which made her even madder considering her son was there!
Well, this "patron of the arts" wrote how she thought
These Stilettos Were Made For Killing?! Texas Woman Convicted Of Murdering Her Boyfriend By Stabbing Him 25 Times In The Face With Heel!
WHOA! Talk about killer heels!
A Texas woman has been convicted of murder after she killed her boyfriend by stabbing him at least 25 times in the face - with her five & a half inch stiletto heel!
The 45-year-old woman, Ana Trujillo, claimed she was only acting in self-defense after an altercation with her 59-year-old boyfriend Alf Stefan Andersson went awry & she used the only weapon she had, her heels.
YIKES! This was proven untrue & now that she's officially been charged with murder, Ana faces a maximum sentence of life in prison!
There will be no shoe shopping there, that's for sure!
Regardless of what the jury decides, we're thinking she's a shoe-in for some well-deserved time in jail!
Finally, a sandwich that you can use to teach your child the alphabet AND heart disease at the same time!
Feast your eyes on The Alphabet Burger! As you might have guessed, this monstrosity features 26 toppings - one for every letter in the alphabet!
We’re all about loaded burgers but c’mon!
The man crazy enough to construct this hyper-caloric tower of food is
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham May Have Legal Troubles From Vivid If She Goes Ahead With Her Erotic Book(s)!!!
The one most especially upset is head honcho Steve Hirsch who feels Farrah's book will be revealing his many secrets