Archive for the 'Wacky, Tacky & True' Category

Demi Moore's fresh new, "complicated" boyfriend pierced his penis with a pearl!!!

This isn't one of those bizarre factoids we sugarcoated or spun — a mollusk-forged mineral is literally attached to this guy's d*ck.

Will Hanigan is a 30-year-old adonis with chiseled abs and a license to teach yoga. We know Demi prefers young, fetching hard-bodies, so none of that is a surprise.

The pearl peen, however… That's an unexpected development!

Ah, the crazy things kids do for attention these days!

The Striptease star's ex-husband Bruce Willis was born when Eisenhower was president. He's a traditional man.

We're sure the only thing that ever cut through John McClane's boner was

It's safe to say parents are NOT a fan of this Crazy Kid!

The Parent Television Council is putting Ke$ha on blast after hearing footage was set to air on her MTV reality show of the controversial starlet drinking her own urine.

You mean, parents don't want swigging on urine to become a new teen trend??! HOW ODD.

In a letter to supporters, the PTC warned the masses to opt out of watching MTV's Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life as they deemed it "disgusting, vile content."

The council also pressured cable providers to allow customer to choose exactly which channels they get.

..meaning NOT MTV.

In the statement, the PTC said:

Batman?!!?? Is that YOU?!?

What a transformation!! Christian Bale continues to shock and awe with his SRSLY incredible physical alterations–no plastic surgery needed!!

We're barely even certain that the man in this pic could even be related to the skin-and-bones form we saw in The Fighter!

Or even his comb-over look from last month!!!

Christian’s latest makeover comes to us as a courtesy of his latest role in American Hustle, currently in the process of filming.

Check out some more pics of his looks throughout the years! (below)

[Image via Splash News.]

WHAT?!

Josh Groban and January Jones dated?!

Yes! And for THREE years! The two dated back in 2003 until 2006 and in fact, according to Josh, it was his longest relationship!

Wanna see some other shocking relationships?? We were so intrigued by Part 1, we just had to make another!

CLICK HERE to view the "They Dated?! BIZARRE Celebrity Couples Part 2" photo gallery!

CLICK HERE to view the "They Dated?! BIZARRE Celebrity Couples Part 2" photo gallery!

CLICK HERE to view the "They Dated?! BIZARRE Celebrity Couples Part 2" photo gallery!

CLICK HERE to view the "They Dated?! BIZARRE Celebrity Couples Part 2" photo gallery!

CLICK HERE to view the "They Dated?! BIZARRE Celebrity Couples Part 2" photo gallery!

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We hope the museum is a giant fridge, or else all the butter exhibits might melt! LOLz!

It's true, the self proclaimed doughnut burger inventor — Paula Deen — might just be getting a museum DEDICATED TO HER. We're not just talking a museum being named The Deen or anything like that, but we're talking one dedicated to her life and accomplishments!

Do you think there will be a special exhibit all about hiding Type II diabetes from her fans while she continued to only teach them unhealthy recipes for YEARS? Probably not! Ha!

Here's what she has to say about it:

Where do most children want to go on special occasions?

DUH! Disneyland!

Which is why we are SO not shocked that child bride Courtney Stodden spent her 2 year wedding anniversary to Doug Hutchison at the magical kingdom.

And even though Disneyland is supposed to be a FAMILY friendly park, the trying-so-hard to be sexy 18 year old didn't seem to care that she was practically flashing parents and kiddies alike with her see-through white blouse.

Courtney and her hubby apparently enjoyed many of the parks rides…

And surprisingly, the safety bars for the more physics-defying attractions could actually FIT around Courtney's surgically enhanced mega-boobz! Score!

We wonder if the stripper pornstar actress model (?) also managed to defy physics by NOT falling the entire time she was teetering around the park in those RIDICULOUS platform heels.

That is quite a feat. Pun intended.

Ch-ch-check out TONS of pics of Courtney and her manlover at Disneyland (below)!

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How well do you know your baby? Well enough to bet on some BIG bucks???

Because that's the EXACT premise of the newest and strangest gameshow, Bet On Your Baby!

Basically, parents are quizzed on how well they know their little ones in a series of odd challenges, and are able to win money that goes towards their future college fund!

In this clip (above), two parents have to guess which toy their little boy will go for when he's released into a room with four different options! And to spice things up, there's $5,000 on the line!

It's a bit odd to see parents LITERALLY betting on their children, but we guess there's nothing wrong with investing in your kid's future!

We always knew there were some seriously weird game shows out there, but this one might take the cake!