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The Hanson Brothers Savagely Burn Justin Bieber's Music: It's 'Chlamydia Of The Ear'!

| Filed under: Music MinuteCelebrity FeudsWacky, Tacky & TrueSelena GomezDaddy YankeeJustin BieberKoala

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The Hanson brothers are clearly NOT Justin Bieber fans.

During a recent visit to Hit107 FM in Adelaide, Isaac, Taylor, and Zac Hanson tried to name chart toppers for a game of "Whose Song Is It Anyway?" Warning beforehand that they didn't listen to "modern" music, the trio were unable to name the artists behind the number one international hit Despacito.

Related: Luis Fonsi Wants You To Leave Bieber Alone Over The Despacito Lyrics!

When the radio show's hosts informed the guys that the song was a banger by Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee, and the Biebs, the Hanson men were unable to hide their disdain — specifically for the Canadian pop sensation. In fact, the geniuses behind MMMBop even went out of their way to compare Selena Gomez's ex and his music to a venereal disease. Oh damn.

One of the Hanson brothers quipped:

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Um… What The Fuck, Caitlyn Jenner?!

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Why would anyone think this is even remotely OK to joke about?!

Caitlyn Jenner was speaking on Friday night at a dinner for a College Republican group in Virginia that was closed to the press, but a video from the event has gotten out and it's… not so good.

Related: Caitlyn's Causing Controversy Everywhere She Goes

Jenner was speaking at one point about the shooting that took place earlier this week at a baseball field in Virginia during a Congressional baseball practice — the horrific event that critically wounded Congressman and House Majority Whip Steve Scalise — and she laid out some pretty insensitive comments.

In part, she started well by saying all the right things before devolving into an attack.

Her quotes:

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We're Not Sure What We Love More, Lorde's Onion Rings Confession Or Her Performance Of Perfect Places On The Tonight Show!

| Filed under: Music MinuteWacky, Tacky & TrueTaylor SwiftJimmy FallonFoodFast FoodHIGHlariousFunnyLordeInstagramLate Night TV

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The truth is out!

As we previously reported, Lorde made headlines this week when fans seemingly exposed her as the genius behind the (now-deleted) "Onion Rings Worldwide" Instagram account. Stealthy fans of the New Zealand singer-songwriter theorized the hitmaker was the one behind the food-cenctric page as the A-lister and members of her band followed the account.

Related: Lorde Gets Real About Body-Shaming Trolls

Not to mention, the hand featured in the different pics looked an AWFUL lot like the Green Light singer's mitts. Sounds too crazy to be true, right?? WRONG.

On Thursday, Taylor Swift's pal stopped by The Tonight Show and confirmed to Jimmy Fallon that she is indeed the person who launched the account on the picture sharing site. Take a look at her HIGHlarious explanation (below).

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MILLIONS Of Americans Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows!

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So does this mean milkshakes comes from cows during winter??

In April, the Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy conducted a survey where they quizzed over 1000 adults about dairy products and their origins.

According to the data, a staggering 48% of respondents didn't know where chocolate milk comes from. In case you're still stumped, it's milk mixed with cocoa and sugar.

Related: Unsuspecting Mom Doesn't Understand What A 'Furry' Convention Is

However, what's even more tragic is that 7% of participants actually thought chocolate milk comes from brown cows! We kid you not! That's over 16 MILLION people btw.

Before you begin pointing and laughing, this study brings up the larger issue of agriculturally literacy, aka knowing the true source of our food.

According to Cecily Upton, co-founder of non-profit organization FoodCorps:

"At the end of the day, it's an exposure issue… Right now, we're conditioned to think that if you need food, you go to the store. Nothing in our educational framework teaches kids where food comes from before that point."

It's no use crying over spilled milk, chocolate or not!

[Image via WENN.]

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You Can Now Put A Fidget Spinner Up Your Ass!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueGlamourSex

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Get ready to lube up!

As you've probably heard, fidget spinners are all the rage these days. While these plastic toys were intended to help children with their focus problems, the Internet (not surprisingly) has thought of other uses!

Related: People Are Now Searching For Fidget Spinner Porn

In particular, Portland, OR-based Etsy account GlowFyourself has designed a stainless steal fidget spinner butt plug! (Geesh, say that ten times fast!)

According to its description:

"Here to help keep that A$$ focused, we present to you our custom made fidget spinner butt plugs! That's right friends, help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own spinning booty toy! Social anxiety? Easily distracted? Want something that will REALLY confuse your family? Try this out! This is sure to help you stay focused in bed, never get distracted while hitting it from behind again!"

Creator Jesse Lindsay tells Glamour the anal device is mostly safe… just don't do anything too crazy!

"Well like everything, they're safe with in reason… I suppose it depends on what you plan on doing with them… The spinning is actually there to enhance focus, so absolutely! No one wants their partner hitting it from behind and getting distracted by an episode of Rick and Morty or some relatable traumatic memory. This helps them stay focused on the task at hand and really put their mind to it."

The sex toy comes in small ($35), medium ($45), and large ($55)!

Happy spinning, everyone!

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You Sure, Boo?? Bow Wow Claims That Viral Fan Chase Video Is Real!

| Filed under: Music MinuteWacky, Tacky & TrueBow WowHIGHlariousFunnyReality TVInstagram

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Once a liar, always a liar??

Earlier this week, Bow Wow posted a video on Instagram where he is seen running away from screaming admirers after a concert in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Related: Bow Wow Doesn't Care About Voting Because He's 'Mixed'

In case you missed it, ch-ch-check it out (below):

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