We really haven't heard much from Wilmer Valderrama these days.

And that's probably because he isn't doing much!

Well, he is doing "something" later this month.

Valderrama will be hosting an event to celebrate (Ricky Ricardo) Desi Arnaz's contributions to the world of entertainment.

The event, "A Tribute to Desi Arnaz: An Evening With Wilmer Valderrama" will take place on Saturday, May 24th in Jamestown, NY.

Valderrama will be headlining the Lucy-Desi Days 2008 which takes place from May 23-25.

Wonder how much he's getting paid???? $300? $500???

According to the press release, Wilmer "will share how Desi personally inspired his career and salute the man that paved the way for other Hispanic actors in America. With a collection of rarely seen film clips of Desi's career, this will be a night not to miss! The audience will also enjoy a question and answer session."

Wonder what type of questions Wilmer will get. If any.

And for the lucky fans out there, after the event, guests will have the opportunity to meet Wilmer at an after-party. The food will be catered by a Mexican taco place.

What, they couldn't even get Cuban food in honor of Arnaz?

Shame!

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It's like something out of a movie. A crappy movie!

Remy Ma, whose real name is Remy Smith, is sitting tight in jail and facing up to 25 years for shooting her friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, last July in the stomach.

Oddly enough, Remy Ma was set to get married yesterday in jail, to her fiance Papoose (classy), whose real name is Shamele Mackie.

However, the wedding was quickly called off when a "visitor" was found with a handcuff key!

What, no time to bake a nail file into a cupcake?

A corrections officer said, "A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled. The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use."

So was Papoose trying to break out his bride to be?

The official adds, "The visitor was sanctioned by not being able to visit Rikers Island again for six months. He was asked to leave."

Neither Remy nor Papoose's reps are commenting on the incident.

Luckily Papoose was not charged after he voluntarily surrendered the key to the authorities.

He should have been arrested though!

Update: Sentencing is in and a judge has ordered Remy to do EIGHT years in jail. She had faced up to 25.

There goes her "career."

[Image via WENN.]

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Our favorite Jackson, La Toya, worked her magic at a party hosted by German mail order and department store corporation Arcandor, Thursday in Munich.

We wonder how much she charges for an appearance.

$500???

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Just last week we were asking what happened to him….

Well, we just found this recent pic of actor Devon Sawa and he is still looking good!

Unfortch, he's married to some make-up artist named Jessica. Whatevs!

Anyhoo, he's supposedly going to be in two movies coming up, called Creature of Darkness in 2008 and Bind in 2009.

They'll probably go straight to DVD, but - hey - at least he's still working!

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Her "career" has resorted to this.

Former hitmaker Brandy hosted the the "Hot Hair Extravaganza" for the Sensationnel Hair Fashion Company in Los Angeles this past weekend.

Hosting the hair show????

Tragic!

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Jason Priestly revealed in a recent interview that he'd be up for reprising Brandon Walsh for 90210 (2.0) but the new producers haven't been in touch!

What are they thinking??? They need to bring back the entire original cast, well, except Andrea. She was the boring one!

Priestly is quoted as saying, "I'm certainly open to it. I loved working on that show. I loved everything I did on that show. I had so many jobs on that show, I loved it so."

We'd rather see Shannon Daugherty back as Brenda, though, if we were forces to pick. We love dramz and you know she'd bring the crazy to the set of 90210 (2.0)!

Priestly also reveals that Dancing With the Stars just isn't his cup of tea. N-O to appearing as a contestant…he won't follow in the footsteps of 90210 alums Ian Ziering and Jennie Garth.

In this case, we'd rather see Shannon over Jason as well!

We could see Shannon pulling some Tonya Harding shit to win.

But, isn't Jason looking yummy?

Spicy!

[Image via WENN.]

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Dennis 'Woman Beater' Rodman checked in to a Florida rehab facility Monday morning.

About time!

Rodman allegedly promised to head to rehab after he was arrested in LA last week for beating on his girlfriend.

We hope this isn't a PR thing and that he really wants to get help.

He obviously needs it!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Assfart Dennis Rodman was arrested Wednesday evening in the Century City area of Los Angeles for beating down on his girlfriend.

That is the worst of the worst!!!!

Law enforcement sources say that they charge suspects with a felony only if there is evidence of injury, such as bruising or blood.

Rodman was released early Thursday morning after he posted $50,000 bail.

About last night, Rodman's manager said, "…Dennis and his girlfriend had too much to drink. When they returned to their hotel they started arguing and a minor altercation broke out where Dennis grabbed her by the arm and left a bruise…his drinking has been escalating in the last six weeks due to a nasty divorce and not seeing his children in over two months."

Uhmm. Did his manager consult with his lawyer before making that statement???? He totally just admitted Rodman's guilt!!!!

Dennis is supposedly headed straight to rehab for his drinking when he gets home to Florida.

He needs some anger management help while in rehab, too!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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What ever happened to Devon Sawa????

He's not dead, that we know of.

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She couldn't afford a cab?????

According to reports, washed-up model Angie Everhart (Sly Stallone's ex) was arrested on Thursday for driving under the influence.

She was later released after posting $15,000 bail.

Disgrace…shame…irresponsible!

We hate reporting DUI arrests, but we LOVE mug shots!

[Image via WENN.]

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