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The Milwaukee Brewers have been toting a new mascot around with them recently: Hank the dog!
This furry pup wandered into the Brewers’ complex on February 17th, and he’s stuck around ever since!
Initially, some employees took him to the vet, where they were told that he was probably run over, due to gray markings, and that he also had a tail injury. So they nursed him back to health, and took him to Spring Training in Arizona!
At the vet, they also found out that Hank - named after Hank Aaron - is about two years old, and his breed is unknown but they think he’s a Bichon Frise mix.
Don’t worry though, the organization has put up tons of signs and made it known that they’re looking for the original owner!
In the meantime, this pup is living it up!
He eats scrambled eggs for breakfast and gets to stay at different employee’s homes every night, and you better believe there’s a waitlist!
Brewers’ owner Mark Attanasio talked about their new addition, saying:
Peeee-ew! Stray Dog, Tired Of Major Soccer Match, Pinches Off A Massive Loaf In The Middle Of The Field!
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Just because this stray dog happens to live in Argentina, that doesn't mean he has to like soccer!
In fact, he would rather expose himself to getting caught and thrown into a pound than watch another boring second — so he ran out onto the field to do something about it!
He took a gigantic dump right there on the pitch!
The best part, other than the hilarious GIF (above), is that it was during Rosario Central's crucial home clash against River Plate.
Unfortunately the pooch was captured and his stanky bidness cleaned up, and the match ended in a 1-1 draw.
We would be so happy if one of teams would adopt the little doggy and make them their mascot!
This year's Super Bowl ad from Budweiser is aiming straight for our hearts — and it destroys them!!
The spot is called Puppy Love, and features not only a puppy… but also a Clydesdale horse, of course. And they're best friends.
You just need to watch it! It's worth it for all the awwwwwwwwz!
Too cute! Someone needs to make sure America doesn't get more diabetes from how sweet these ads are this year!
Wow! What a progressive step forward!
The Westminster Kennel Club dog show is now going to allow mixed breed dogs to compete!
Sadly, the mutts won't be able to
What's the absolute best part of the Super Bowl??
The Puppy Bowl!!
It's the tenth anniversary of the best event on TV and it's going to be super amazeballs.
Because they've got a serious line up! Of course there will be the adorable puppies playing football, but there will be some big internet celebs too.
Keyboard Cat will be performing at half time!!
The original Keyboard Cat died a while ago (the video was filmed in the 80s) but Keyboard Cat is more of a title and persona than an actual cat.
Not only will Keyboard Cat be there but fellow internet celeb Lil Bub will be there too, checking in "throughout the game from her Chicago studio, as furry first responders representing police dogs across the New York region take to the field for the National Anthem."
But wait… there's more!
There will be cheerleaders like every year but instead of chickens or bunnies… they'll be penguins!!
That's so super cute. We can't wait until the puppy bowl!
[Image via Keith Barraclough/DCL.]
Roger Federer is one lucky guy!
Not only does he get to travel around the world for all of the tennis tournaments he competes in, but he also gets to meet some very interesting people along the way!
And when we say people, of course we mean koalas!!
Roger made his way down under for the Brisbane International tennis tournament in Australia this weekend, and it looks like he made friends with some of the locals!
The tennis superstar took a little time before he smacked a tiny green ball around and took this absolutely priceless photo with a cutie pie koala!
Who knew tennis could be so adorable!?!
[Image via AP Images.]
We love Jimmy Fallon and his appropriately named show Late Night With Jimmy Fallon!
He is always coming up with the best ideas for skits and new ways to make us laugh.
Now, he's outdone himself and found a way to reliably predict the future!
Using cute puppies!!!
That's right, Jimmy had several puppies predict who was going to win the world series!
So… did the pups chose the Boston Red Sox or the St. Louis Cardinals??
Check out the video (above) to find out!!