After a month of hunting the Florida Everglades for Burmese pythons, the Python Challenge is coming to close…
And for most…it was a HUGE WASTE OF TIME!!!!
Only 50 pythons were killed for the event, as 1,500 hunters from 30 states and Canada ran wild thru the swamp and came up with nothing to show for it.
Which is pretty weird…considering there are 150,000 Burmese pythons in the Glades!
Thankfully, no one was injured while hunting but as these snakes have proven, Burmese pythons are quite evasive and GREAT at camouflage.
Oh well…better luck next year we guess…although we still wish there was a better way of doing this.
Being a rodeo clown is not the most fun job…wait…who are we kidding…being a rodeo clown has to suuuuuuccck!
So when a rider falls down after trying ride an angry bull (duh), the rodeo clown has to "distract" the bull so the rider can stay safe.
But an angry bull is going to STAY angry..and this one bucks the clown nearly into the stands…
But miraculously…this acrobatic clown lands on his FEET!!!
His underwear is prolly a different color…but he's still alive!
So…Puppy Bowl IX is in the books, and thanks to animal lovers everywhere, it received its highest ratings EVA!
On top of THAT, every last puppy and kitty was able to find a permanent home!
But what about all us puppy junkies who need another fix…WHERE CAN WE GET MORE BABY DOG CUTENESS???!!!!
Uh oh uh oh uh uh uh oh!
While Beyonce was happy to be reunited with her two favorite girls, Kelly and Michelle, PETA is UBER pissed about her fashion choices.
Beyonce did sizzle and looked EXXXTRA bootylicious during her Super Bowl performance, but her outfit was made from a plethora of jungle critters, including python skin, panelled iguana and leather.
Well it looks puppies make EXCELLENT security blankets from the dark!
When Beyonce turned the lights offs at the Super Bowl in the third quarter, viewers changed the channel to the sweet dreams of Puppy Bowl IX cuteness!!!
The Puppy Bowl reached its highest ratings EVA, with
He's running away!!!!!!! Jkayz….LOLz!
Justin Bieber enjoyed his free time away from the glitz, glam
and drugs in Hollywood with a peaceful horseback jaunt in NoHo.
The singer took a couple of friends for the respite, and he definitely kept the sun away with that hat!
Plus, he arrived in his Ferrari! Talk about horse power!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
All our single kitties, all our single kitties!!!
While the foozball game may have had a few electrical problems, the Puppy Bowl Halftime show tore the roof off the ADORABLE meter!
Doesn't make sense?!?! It all about kitty CUTENESS!!!
While the puppies enjoyed a halftime break, the cats made sure to keep the crowd entertained.
With catnip and toys galore, these kittens brought the CUTEz and the FIERCE!!!
Check out the halftime show (above) to get summore cat action!