Not Archie Andrews! Why? Why him?! Take us instead!!
The titular character of Archie is going to die by taking a bullet!
But before you sob slowly into the nearest comic book, know that Archie's death is going to be an act of heroism.
When Archie's openly gay friend (the first one of the series too) Kevin Keller is about to be killed by an assassin, Archie jumps in the way of the bullet's path and saves him!
This is what Jon Goldwater, Archie Comics publisher and co-CEO, had to say about his noble death: