
Apparently all dogs do NOT go to haven.
Some clever atheists are taking full advantage of being left behind after the rapture, which one US Christian fundamentalist group has penciled for Saturday.
This company, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, offers a home and shelter (at a high premium) for Christians planing to descend to heaven this weekend.
Their website says:
"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind."
The post-doomsday pet rescue service cost $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address. As of now (Friday) there are so many people signing up that there is a 24-48 hr wait for email return.
Contracts are good for 10 years, just in case the Mayan calendar prophesy, which predicts the world will end in December next year, comes true.
All the rescuers are sworn atheists, which means they will definitely be left behind on Earth, ready to rescue pets after the Rapture.
The company's founders doesn't plan to be busy Saturday. LOLZ!
[Image via WENN.]
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