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American Horror Story: Coven Is Bringing Back The Dead! See The New Promo HERE!

Filed under: TV NewsRyan Murphy

Are you on the edge of your seat for the return of American Horror Story??

Or are you silently dreading its creeptastic return with American Horror Story: Coven?

Either way, you know you'll be tuning in! And even though the new season premiere is still about a month away, we've got a hair-raising promo just for YOU!

Not much is given away in Coffin, but it sure looks like someone will be coming back and probably be bringing trouble as well!

Ch-ch-check out the promo (above)!

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Americans Need Bigger Coffins Due To Obesity!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueSad SadHealth

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This is a serious problem, you guys.

The obesity in America is really getting out of control.

The United States has the highest rate of obesity in the entire world. Right now, 35.7% of American adults are obese, as are 17% of our children!

So it's not all that surprising that we're requiring larger and larger coffins!

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Colombian Soccer Fans Bring Dead Friend's Body To Game!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueSad SadSoccer

Now that's dedication to the game!

A group of friends brought their deceased friend in a coffin to a Colombian soccer game!

Not quite a real life Weekend At Bernies re-enactment, but probably the closest anyone can legally get!

In a tragic death, 17-year-old Christopher Jacome was gunned down while playing the game he loved.

The boy was a member of a particularly aggressive Colombian soccer fan club, "Barra del Indio" who carried the boys body around the streets after his funeral, then stormed the stadium.

A member of the fan club told the press:

"They don't let in the 'barras' (fanatics) but yes, a cadaver. This is the only part of the world where this has happened."

Although you probably won't understand what the heck they are saying, check out the footage from Colombia above to see how it all goes down!

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