Matt 'Megatoad' Stonie is the closest thing we have to Ron Swanson. Seriously, he knows what he's about, son.
The eating competitor ate 182 slices of Smithfield Brand Bacon! Before you get out your conversion charts, that's six pounds.
And he did it in five minutes. Of course, this set the new bacon eating world record.
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The feat was accomplished at the Dayton 500 on Sunday, and since the Dayton 500 is about a bunch of cars racing around in a circle, we're pretty sure this is the more impressive competition.
However, now is a good time to provide a healthy reminder that 182 slices of bacon have over 10 times the recommended amount of sodium.
Bottom line? Don't do this at home.
Megatoad is second to the one and only, Joey "The Jaws" Chestnut (who comes up with these nicknames?), in the amount of eating contests he has conquered.
You know who would be proud?
Ron F*cking Swanson.
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