All tag results for 'disaster'

Ruh-roh!

ABC is fixing to show veteran news anchor Katie Couric to the door!!

Sadly, we don't mean the door to a room filled with gold, precious gems, and an endless supply of Hot Pockets!!

We mean they're considering FIRING her!!!

Her newish daytime talkshow, Katie, has been a ratings nightmare, so this could be the end of her long and glorious run on the small screen!

One studio executive in the know wasn't afraid to dish out cold, hard truths.

The exec revealed:

Tags: abc, business blitz, daytime tv, disaster, katie, katie couric, ratings, sad sad, season three, tv news

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-o's!!

The papers have been filed! Lindsay Lohan's attorney officially washed her hands clean of all this dirty dramz with her now-former client!!

Keeping LiLo out of jail must be more daunting than Shawn Holley ever realized because why else would she refuse to represent the actres??

Well, it might be the

Tags: california, disaster, drama, legal matters, lindsay lohan, liz and dick, mark heller, mean girls, probation violation, shawn holley

As far as the weekend box office numbers are concerned, we guess it was a case of the lesser of two evils!

WELL…maybe not evil! But DEFINITELY the lesser of two SUPREMELY shiteous movies!

While Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters was reportedly described as the "the longest 90 minutes you [will] ever spend in a theater," it still managed to make the most money across the United States by garnering the majority of ticket sales from Friday-Sunday and ultimately made around $19 million!

That's right, more folks sat through THAT then Silver Linings Playbook, Zero Dark Thirty AND Django Unchained!

Thankfully, however, the same CANNOT be said for Movie 43 and the hole in hell out of which it crawled, because even with its plethora of A-list talent that we won't further embarrass by naming here, a majority of movie-goers were smart enough to stay FAR away…resulting in a cumulative $5 million and movie reviews that refer to it as LITERALLY the worst movie ever!

OUCH!

But hey! You can find out where Jennifer Lopez's latest Parker fits in among all of this…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Tags: box office, critics, disaster, django unchained, domestic, hansel and gretel witch hunters, jennifer lopez, movie 43, parker, silver linings playbook, top ten, weekend, zero dark thirty

We think Meryl Streep's reaction says it all… WHAAAATTT?!

It seems that this year's all new online voting system for the Oscars is leaving many members of the Academy confused about the process.

Apparently, some are describing the new system as a "disaster" and others are scared a hacker could easily compromise the whole site!

However, a spokesperson for the Academy claims that the issues most members are experiencing are due to the simple fact that they are "forgetting or misusing passwords"…

Which to us seems like a subtle jab insinuating certain members are a bit too old to be comfortable with the virtual voting system!

Ok, it's a tad ageist, but we kinddaaaa get it. Have you ever tried to teach an 80-year-old how to use the internet?!

It's NOT as easy as Grandma's apple pie, that's for sure!

Tags: academy awards, disaster, electronic, internet, new, old people, oscars, system, voting, website

Jenelle Evans' marriage isn't in trouble. It is trouble!

According to a source close to the Teen Mom star, she and new hubby Courtland Rogers are NOT helping each other to be more stable- just the opposite!

Tags: bad influence, court, courtland rogers, disaster, jenelle evans, marriage, married, teen mom

So, hey!

Maybe Lindsay Lohan wasn't shacking up on The Wanted's tour bus this weekend because she has the hots for Max George!

She could just be looking for a new place to LIVE, given the financial mess she's gotten herself into regarding her latest living arrangement!

The troubled actress has been renting a mansion in Beverly Hills since last February for $8,000 a month, and now that the IRS has seized her bank accounts, she's so desperate to pay the bills on time that she's been BEGGING friends to lend her the cash!

And this is AFTER she got the folks at Bravo to spend close to $200,000 renovating the house for an episode of Million Dollar Decorators…and she STILL screwed them by refusing to finish her filming obligations!

According to sources close to Lindsay, she agreed to

Tags: agreement, contract violation, dina lohan, disaster, foreclosure, lease, lindsay lohan, long island, mansion, messy, million dollar decorators, mother, new york, real estate, rental

WOW!

Guess we weren't the only ones HOrrified with the Kim Zolciak treatment Lucky Magazine gave to Britney Spears for her December issue cover!

As we reported, the pop princess was subjected to a pretty nasty bargain Halloween costume store weave during her photoshoot, which wouldn't have even been considered passable back when her locks needed some extra help!

Thankfully

Tags: apology, britney spears, cover, december, disaster, issue, lucky magazine, ridiculous, twitter, wig