Don't you hate it when you can't find a porn star to serve them with legal papers?
What, you've never been in that situation? Well, Charlie Sheen sure has, in fact, he's currently searching for porn star Capri Anderson so he can serve her with legal papers, because he claims she tried to extort him after his Plaza Hotel "incident."
Here's what it says in the lawsuit:
"She fabricated a sensational tale about being assaulted, battered and held against her will, and used that fictional story as a basis for an extortion plot."
Charlie seems dead set on suing her. He tried to get permission to notify Anderson of the lawsuit by "publishing an announcement," and he even hired a private investigator to find her, but both efforts did not work out.
Here's what Anderson had to say about Sheen's failed efforts to find her:
"I have no idea why Charlie hasn't been able to locate me. No one else has had any problem."
"If he wants to see me, he can come to The Scene (strip club) on Long Island April 15 and 16. I'll be a featured dancer."
This is bizarre! Is he really struggling to find her? Or is he trying to make a story out of nothing just to get the word out there and hurt her reputation? With Sheen, it could really go either way.
Why do U think Charlie's been struggling to find porn star Capri Anderson?
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