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James Franco's Porn-Themed Party Was Straight Out Of SNL's Stefon's Wet Dream! Find Out About The Wild Night HERE!

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James Franco's bondage porn documentary will probably feature a hand stuck in a crevasse, but in a way most definitely unlike 127 Hours!

James had a bondage and porn-themed party for his doc Kink on Friday at Eastern Bloc in NYC, and it sounds like things got weird, even for James' threshold of oddity.

There apparently was a ball-gagged little person pole dancing, a dominatrix dressed as a sex clown passing out balloon animals, and a dude dressed as a hot dog who took it off to I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner!

Doesn't this sound exactly like one of Stefon from SNL's hottest clubs in New York??! Maybe he was James' inspiration!

Even Dave Chapelle was there. Hopefully there will be a whole comedy special's worth of material devoted to this night.

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World Cup Porn! XXX Website Asks Users To Stop Uploading Videos Of Brazil Getting F*cked By Germany!

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Some soccer fans decided to make fun of Brazil's World Cup humiliation with porn! Sort of...

Talk about rubbing K-Y jelly salt in the wound!

Earlier this week, Brazil faced an absolutely humiliating loss on their home soil as they fell 1-7 to Germany in the World Cup semifinals! But if the disappointment and embarrassment wasn't bad enough already, some soccer fans decided to worsen the situation with porn! Well, sort of.

Some seriously clever internet trolls decided to go to a little website called Pornhub, which allows users to upload their own X-rated videos! But instead of adding actual porn, they started uploading footage from the game and adding titles like "Young Brazilians get f*cked by entire German soccer team!"

Ouch!

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The Wu Tang Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis? He Says It Still Works & He’ll Prove It — In Porn!

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Remember that guy who jumped off a building and cut off his own penis? And then got it miraculously reattached?

Well, he's said it before, and he'll say it again: it still works!

While admitting to have done PCP, the rapper affiliated with Wu Tang Christ Bearer had an important message for the kids:

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Porn Star Found Dismembered In A Lake In Italy! So Sad!

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Normally we'd expect any story about a porn star to have a happy ending but this is just tragic! It blows!

Missing retired porn star Federica Giacomini who had been involved in films like Double Pleasure 3, Black Panther and Escort, was found dismembered, covered in plastic, and in a suitcase in Lake Garda, Italy.

Disgusting! This makes us so sad!

After five months of being unaccounted for with her phone and bank accounts unused, police were tipped off as to her final resting place, and eventually divers found her remains.

Police have already questioned her former partner Franco Mossoni a number of times! This was after he came bursting into a hospital dressed like Rambo and waving a gun!

Huh, they're only questioning him? Hmmm, maybe that's just a crime in America!

Franco is being detained in a psychiatric unit, but police found clubs, knives, and personal documents that belonged to Federica at his home! Plus, he's already served time for the murder of a plumber back in 1978.

Police are using forensics to examine his car after the passenger seat was removed and switched out for a deck chair.

Rest in peace, Federica! We hope the person responsible for this gets their comeuppance.

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Farrah Abraham's Sex Tapes Are Making Her Rich! Let The Royalties Rain In! See The Proof HERE!

Farrah Abraham is making serious dough off the royalties from her porno!

Farrah Abraham may have a sex tape or two out there, but that doesn't mean she's a porn star!

According to her at least.

Porn stars get paid big bucks (well, the famous ones do) to have sex on camera. Farrah also had sex on camera… and she too got paid for it. Big time!

Even professional porn company Vivid's founder Steve Hirsch said:

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XXX Stars Are Bent Out Of Shape By Samuel L. Jackson's Porn Piracy Comments…And Probably By Penises, Too.

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Nick Fury is a chronic masturbator?

Huh, we've heard the old wives' tale about how stroking the salamander can make you go blind, but we never realized it happened one eye at a time!

It's true, though! During a recent press junket for Captain America: The Winter Soldier, resident badass Samuel L. Jackson basically copped to buttering his own corncob on the reg!

Remember the part of the flick where The Cap' makes a list of cool things he missed out on while on ice? SammyJack, Scarlett Johansson, and Chris Evans were each asked about their favorite development of the past half-century, what they would put on their list, and Sam's answer was shocking!

He said

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Revenge Sex?? Donald Sterling’s Mistress V. Stiviano Has An Interracial Porn Offer On The Table!

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If you suddenly become famous, you can bet that a porn offer isn’t too far behind.

Donald Sterling’s mistress V. Stiviano has been all over the news lately, so Vivid Entertainment wanted to try and cash-in!

They’ve offered Stiviano a role in a sex tape with

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