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Russian President Vladimir Putin Puts An End To Curse Words In Movies & Other Media! Deets On The Ban That'll Have You Screaming '[CENSORED BY RUSSIA]!'

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No curse words? But how will we describe the actions of Vladimir Putin?!

Russian President Putin has signed into law a ban on foul language in movies, events, concerts, books, and theater!

In fact, if a movie has foul language, it won't get a distribution certificate. And there are costly fines for showing films without distribution certificates.

In terms of home distribution, if a piece of media contains any foul language, it will be sealed with a protective warning cover.

First, the incredibly punitive and homophobic anti-gay propaganda law, and now this? How far into Medieval times is he going to go?!

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McDonald’s Shutting Down ALL of Its Crimea Locations Following The Russian Invasion!

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Russia’s attempt to super-size their nation’s borders may have just cost the citizens of Crimea their Golden Arches!

Fast food giant McDonald’s has closed ALL of its franchises in the disputed territory following Russia’s annexation of the peninsula earlier this year!

McD’s explained that the shut downs were due to

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U.S. Sanctions Against Russia May Result In The Cancellation Of Justin Timberlake & Miley Cyrus Concerts! Thanks Putin!

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The winter of another cold war with Russia may be coming again, and as a result Justin Timberlake and Miley Cyrus fans in Finland might be left in the lurch!

But before you say "what the Kremlin? Finland isn't Russia," let us explain…

Finnish concerts involving the two music megastar might get axed hammered and sickled because the owners of the venue are on a list of visa bans and asset freezes meant to hit the allies of Vladimir Putin following his invasion and annexation of Crimea.

Apparently, Hartwell Arena is owned by three Russians, one of whom is a co-founder of a Russian oil-trading company, and now the concert promoter, Live Nation Finland, is looking into whether or not the sanctions would prohibit Mileybird and JT from performing there.

Miley is supposed to set to perform in June! Hopefully, the powers that be can figure out a solution to this problemo by then!

Although, Russia? You build some sort of new Berlin Wall, expect Miley to tear it down with a wrecking ball.

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Noah Floods The Box Office! Recordbreaker Rides High Above Divergent!

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Moses may have parted the sea, but Noah made people part with some C-notes!

The Russell Crowe-starring biblical epic (with the biblical budget of $125 million!) won the weekend, earning a domestic box office take of $44 million!

The flood knocked Divergent from its top spot to a respectable number 2 $26.5 mil.

But the real surprise may be Noah's international draw. The movie took in $95 million worldwide, including a record breaking $17 million in Russia alone! Bozhe moy!

Captain America: The Winter Soldier also debuted just about everywhere BUT America, earning a superheroic

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Jimmy Fallon Transforms Into Vladimir Putin & Engages In A Duet Of Let It Go With An Obama Impersonator! Watch HERE!

Being an alum from Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Fallon is no stranger to impersonating political figures.

We're not sure how great he is at putting a Disney spin on things, but from the looks of this sketch, he does it pretty well for someone acting like a serious Russian president!

The Tonight Show host happily donned prosthetics and changes into Russian Prez Vladimir Putin as he engages in a serious conversation with President Barack Obama about the current situation in the Ukraine.

One thing led to another and the two found themselves singing Let It Go! Jimmy does a pretty decent Russian accent if you ask us!

Take a look at their duet of Let It Go (above)!

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Leonardo DiCaprio To Receive A Russian Academy Award! (Guess They Haven't Seen Total Eclipse!)

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Na Zdorovie, Leonardo DiCaprio!

A Russian theater named the Chamber Theater in Chelyabinsk has decided that since Leo didn't win an Oscar this past Sunday, they would send him a Russian Oscar of their own.

That's right, they're shipping a man named Oscar who they painted gold all the way to America! JK! They're sending him a cast-iron statuette!

No word yet on whether you can open this Russian Oscar to find an even tinier Russian Oscar inside though.

Not only that, but they made Leo an honorary member of their troupe, offered to let him see any show he wants for free, and even invited to let him perform in any of their productions.

According to the theater's spokesman Yury Sychev, they'd start Leo off easy:

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Jared Leto's Oscars Acceptance Speech Censored For Russian TV?? See His Offending Statement HERE And Judge For Yourself!

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One of the most moving moments at this year's Oscars was Best Supporting Actor Jared Leto's acceptance speech.

The Dallas Buyers Club star not only paid homage to his mother and brother, he also sent out love to those suffering in the Ukraine. He said:

"To all the dreamers out there around the world watching this tonight in places like the Ukraine and Venezuela, I want to say we are here, as you struggle to make your dreams happen, to live the impossible, we're thinking of you tonight."

But on Russia's broadcast of the awards ceremony, those comments were conspicuously absent! So did Russian censors chop out the part of the speech they didn't like?

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