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David Beckham Is Taking Off His Undies And Pouring Himself Some Scotch! Get The Deets On His New Endorsement Deal HERE!

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David Beckham loves Scotch! Scotchy scotch scotch!

He loves it so much in fact that he’s signed on to be the spokesperson for Haig Club, a new whisky brand being launched by British booze company Diageo!

Haig Club is set to be available worldwide and in addition to Becks’ to-die-for face, customers will also recognize the

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Single Malt Scotch Sells For Record Amount!! Find Out How Much HERE!

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Scotch is delicious, especially when it's rare — and someone just bought one of the rarest bottles of all: the most expensive single malt scotch EVER sold at an auction!

So how much did the six-litre bottle of Macallan 'M' go for? Well, it WAS in a crystal decanter… so we suppose that

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Will Ferrell's Ron Burgundy Gets His Own Scotch And Everything Is Perfect — Introducing Great Odin's Raven!

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That's right, Will Ferrell's Ron Burgundy sure is getting around in promotion for his upcoming sequel Anchorman 2 — so much so that he's been co-hosting curling competitions, selling Dodge cars, ice cream, and even hosting local TV news shows!

None of that compares to this, though: HE NOW HAS HIS OWN SCOTCH.

That's right, his favorite drink now has a little bit of Ron Burgundy in it, and it's called Great Odin's Raven! If you've ever wanted the definition of perfection, this is as close as we're gonna get!

And nothing but the best for San Diego's (German word for "Whale's Vagina) best man! The drink is a blend of grain and malt Scotch whiskies and is presented in a glass case of emotion bottle that features the silhouette of a black raven, along with the words "Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch" with the initials "RB" printed in gold.

AAh, nothing BUT the best!

Flawless! We can't wait to have it go down down down, down into our bellies!

Ha!

Look for it to coincide with the movie's release later this month! Check it the ad for the drink (below)!

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[Image via Paramount/Great Odin's Raven.]

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Ben & Jerry's Gives Ron Burgundy His Own Anchorman Flavor!!

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Will Ferrell's Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues is approaching fast! December is just right around the corner, and what better way to celebrate the cold weather and laughs than with an equally cold treat??

That's right, Ben & Jerry's has announced that they've dedicated a flavor to the legendary news anchor himself — Ron Burgundy! The flavor is hilariously called Scotchy Scotch Scotch!

And no, there's no alcohol! Instead, it's butterscotch!!

Here's what Ron Burgundy said about it:

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Bachelor Ben Misses His Scotch (His Dog)!

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While finding your potential soul mate is nice, leaving your dog behind can be tough!

Just ask Bachelor Ben Flajnik.

Jettisoning across the world with Courtney Robertson has left his beloved pooch, Scotch, at home.

And he doesn't even want to talk about how much he misses his Jack Russell terrier!

Says Ben:

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Frozen Planet Gave Whiskey To Penguins

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At least according to a supposed whistleblower.

An insider at the BBC said that they became suspicious when along with all the specialized camera equipment to film Frozen Planet, there were 60 bottles of Tesco own-brand Scotch.

The whistleblower said:

"The thing that you have to remember about most wildlife is that it's piss-boring. Penguins especially.

They normally just stand there and make a weird noise most of the time. We have to give them a bit of encouragement otherwise all the Baftas would go to ITV.

So all that endless 'fighting over territory' they do is just bollocks. What usually happens is after nine hours of fuck all, the cameraman gives them two fingers of whisky.

You'll be surprised how quickly they start 'fighting over territory' at that point.

And that thing they do when they 'regurgitate food for their young' is not really regurgitation. It's actually caused by the fact that penguins are not supposed to drink whisky."

Hmm. We're a bit skeptical.

It all seems sorta plausible, but so far fetched.

They added:

"I've got a friend at the Discovery Channel who says the dancing ones are all on fucked up on Mephedrone."

Yeah… we're not sure that last one helps your creditability.

Do nature shows really get penguins drunk and high?

We guess that's for the penguins to know.

[Image via WENN.]

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