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It's A Dark Day For Science: The Russian Space Sex Lizards Are Dead

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Space exploration is a dangerous game.

Sure, it'd be safer to never leave our homes and just keep our feet firmly on planet earth — but then progress would never happen.

Five brave Russian sex lizards have given their lives in the name of progress. They're the sex geckos that were lost in space.

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50 Shades of Grey Trailer… The Kitten Edition! Bend Over And Prepare For The Cuteness!

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The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer has been re-done with kittens!

We soooo love those cute puppy/kitten versions of trailers.

What could be better than taking some awesome movie trailers and recasting them with cute critters??

Well the answer is pretty much nothing… unless it's the 50 Shades of Grey trailer!

Seriously, we had a feeling someone might do this but we had no idea they'd pull it off so well!

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Lady Goes Nuts For 'Ultra Humongous' Whale Penis! She Won't Stop Waving It Around! HA!

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During the PBS show Sex in the Wild, anatomist Dr. Joy S. Reidenberg got up close with something seriously impressive.

She had the opportunity to carry out an autopsy on a dead, beached sperm whale.

As the whale was being moved, the penis was exposed.

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Russians Lose Freaky Zero-G Lizard Sex Satellite! Could This Mean The End Of The Universe As We Know It??

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Houston Moscow, we have a problem.

Right now, hundreds of miles above us, there's some freaky lizard sex going down. Zero gravity style.

Apparently a Russian "science" satellite, the Foton-M4 research satellite, which was launched on July 19th, is no longer responding to commands from mission control.

The Russian sex lizards have gone rogue!

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Prudish New Jersey Lawmakers Pass A Bill To Ban Elephant-F**King, Amongst Other Things!

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Get to work, New Jersey pig-f**kers! It's only a matter of time before banging living bacon is a crime!

Actually, don't. That's nasty.

At any rate, state lawmakers who apparently just realized bestiality wasn't actually against any state laws are finally rushing out a new bill which will outlaw sex between people and other animals!

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This Woman Had Sex With A Dolphin! A LOT! Animal Abuse Or Naw?

Dolphin researcher from the 60's recalls how she used to regularly pleasure a male dolphin.

Margaret Howe Lovatt was an animal researcher caught up in the weirdness of the 1960's.

The weirdness we speak of is the Nasa-funded experiment on the U.S. Virgin Islands where Margaret tried to teach a dolphin named Peter to speak English.

Margaret lived with Peter the dolphin in a normal, domestic home… that just happened to be filled with knee-deep water!

She and Peter lived together and their friendship pretty quickly blossomed into something more… gross physical.

Margaret said:

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Lizard Crawls Inside Man's Penis But He ENJOYED It?? We Bet It Wasn't A Komodo Dragon!

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A lizard crawled up a man's penis and it wasn\'t the worst thing in the world?? Say whaaaaaat?!

Ever hear of TLC's show Sex Sent Me To The E.R.?

If you haven't seen it yet it's all sorts of ridiculous, wonderful, hilarious and cringe-inducing.

Whether it's a 440-pound virgin accidentally smashing his lover's head through the wall or a woman suffering from a three-hour orgasm, these real-life sexual adventures land people in the emergency room.

Well "Shawn" from Chicago had an interesting sexual misadventure that sent him to

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