All tag results for 'sex'

Sex kitten?

More like kitten sex!!!

A woman found her neighbors' kittens performing sexual healing on each other, but the grossed out lady was having none of it!

Instead of walking next door and telling her neighbors that A. their kittens are not inside their house, and B. they're having sex on her front lawn — she called the cops!

Here's what the official police log read:

Tags: cats, kitten, lawn, legal matters, neighbors, pets, police, sex

A man in Southeastern China learned a valuable lesson the hard way…

Don't shove live animals up your butt!!

The man had to admit himself to a hospital after he tried to emulate a crazy porno he saw by sticking a live eel up his booty!

He rammed a 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus and

Tags: anus, booty, butt, china, crazy, eel, gross, live eel, porn, sex, swamp eel

Bette Midler is one gorgeous, talented lady and she's also into some freaky stuff.

Like watching birds get BUSY!! LOLz!

She recently tweeted:

Tags: bette midler, birds, funny, jokes, sex, tweet, twitter

At Edinburgh Zoo in Scotland, they're trying some inneresting techniques to try and get their pandas to mate.

It is notoriously difficult to get pandas to mate so zookeepers are trying everything they can to get the pandas in the mood.

They've apparently always played radio for the pandas, but recently, they've switched up the tunes to smooth, easy listening.

They even started playing Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On on a daily basis!

Tags: cute, edinburgh, funny, marvin gaye, mating, mood, pandas, scotland, sex, song

It's Valentine's Day!

Have you given your sweetheart something special today??

Did you know that humans aren't the only creatures who give each other gifts in hopes that they'll get laid?

All sorts of other creatures do it too!!

Snails give each other hormone injections so they don't reject a partner's sperm!

Check out a whole bunch more AFTER THE JUMP!!

Tags: animals, bugs, chimps, gift giving, gifts, grasshoppers, insects, love, mating, moths, sex, snails, spiders, valentines day

Let's.Get.It.ON!!!!!!! HA!

At the London Zoo, tortoise sex is the bee's knees. So much so…they have a pianist (get your mind out of the gutter!) serenading two reptiles during their seksi time!

Tags: england, london, london zoo, mating, piano, richard clayderman, serenade, sex, tortoise, turtle, zoo

What's the problem??? A pig can't get his freak on your leg?!

Megan Fox had to give up her pet swine, Piggie Smalls, after the little guy got a bit TOO frisky.

Tags: aggression, brian austin green, crazy, megan fox, pets, pig, sex