The above is a map Peter Trachtenberg created of his cats' movements around his home, using a Google Earth projection and a template of kitty paw-prints.
The result kind of looks like a treasure map, if the treasure were a piece of lint, or the shadow of a cockroach, or an imaginary jaguar, or whatever else cats are ineffectually chasing all the damn time.
1. Leaves house via sliding door
2. hops off deck
3. Pounces repeatedly on something
4. Vanishes into reed by pond
5. Reappears with a small, jiggly creature in it's mouth
6. Owers call her, she breaks into a run, actually, a gallup
7. Drops dead mouse on dead and meows to be let in
People sometimes forget the LeAnn Rimes-Eddie Cibrian-Brandi Glanville love triangle involved a fourth person: LeAnn's ex-husband Dean Sheremet.
Dean and LeAnn were married for seven years before they split in 2009.
But Dean says it wasn't LeAnn's affair with the also then-married Eddie that caused them to split. He finally told his story to Nat's Next Adventure, and didn't spare ANY details.
Dean says his inability to separate their professional and personal life did them in.
"Unfortunately, I think the business ended up destroying us ... I was so intertwined in managing her career that I didn't know how to make the distinction between husband and boss, husband and partner, husband and manager… I was husband, father, friend, lover, manager. There were so many hats and I didn't know what hat to wear when."
But he doesn't let Eddie, LeAnn's cheating Northern Lights costar, off the hook: